Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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Fj0823 said:
I want to, no I NEED to try anal sex. Its my biggest fantasy

However Im still kind of a virgin at 22, Ive only got blowjobs,tittyfucks,and assjobs
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For some reason the idea of anal sex is more appealing to me than actually doing it. When I did it to my ex I was super pumped about it when I started and then after a minute of so I couldn't get the line "she shits out of here" and I was much less enthused about it. Killed my hard on too.

After that I would just lube her ass cheeks up and basically do a tittyfuck with her butt (I'm guessing that's what you would call an assjob, I Haven't heard that term before. )
 
terrisus said:
Well, since some other people have shared some sexual stuff in this thread, here are a couple of things about me which are probably no surprise to anyone...

I regularly go months, or more, without masturbating. I just have no desire to do it. And it's pretty much always been this way, even when I was a teenager.

I've gone over a year between having had sex.
And keep in mind, I didn't have sex at all until I was married.
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isn't that a perfect example of asexuallity? some men/women can't let a day pass without masterbuting or having sex. i know a guy who masterbutes 3-7 times a day, he told me he can't get enough lol.
 
BPoole said:
For some reason the idea of anal sex is more appealing to me than actually doing it. When I did it to my ex I was super pumped about it when I started and then after a minute of so I couldn't get the line "she shits out of here" and I was much less enthused about it. Killed my hard on too.

After that I would just lube her ass cheeks up and basically do a tittyfuck with her butt (I'm guessing that's what you would call an assjob, I Haven't heard that term before. )
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Yup that's the term apparently, I had to Google it to be honest
Lucky for me, my ex (that Im still friends with) loved to do it, anytime anywhere
.XD

we wanted to finally give anal a try since
both of us were really scared about a
pregnancy
but we broke up
 
I used to do a lot of amateur internet porn with my ex-wife. Made damn good money too.

Still have a bunch of vids floating around the webs pulling me in some money.
 
when I was a bald-faced boy, i used to believe that giving women oral sex would help my facial hair grow.

that's what the men at the barbershop told me, and the boys at school. And I really wanted a fu-manchu like a kung-fu master mustache. Like the guy from Kill bill. Or Shang Tsung from mortal combat.
 
akira28 said:
when I was a bald-faced boy, i used to believe that giving women oral sex would help my facial hair grow.

that's what the men at the barbershop told me, and the boys at school. And I really wanted a fu-manchu like a kung-fu master mustache. Like the guy from Kill bill. Or Shang Tsung from mortal combat.
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That certainly makes me feel different about The Village People.
 
Hylian7 said:
I'll bite, my girlfriend likes anal, being choked, slapped, tied up, whipped, gagged, and more. She also has has a rape fantasy we do sometimes, with a few different scenarios she likes in that. I know I've said some of this on GAF before.
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This describes my ex-wife perfectly.....
 
Sometimes, when I'm riding Star Tours at Disneyland and we get the Admiral Ackbar transmission, I will yell "IT'S A TRAP!" The second light speed jump always puts you straight into the middle of a battle so I'm always right.
 
despite being in a seven years old relationship I love flirting with other girls just for a self-esteem boost. I don't actually care about getting in their knickers or not
 
I would date the Halo 1 Pistol if it was real.

It would probably break up with me because I'm not worthy.
No one is worthy.
 
BurnMuhBread said:
I pooped myself when i was in kindergarten...
I couldn't speak English _(°~°)_/
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I remember an Indian kid doing that at break time, poor guy just cried out I done poo pop whilst waddling towards a dinner lady..

Me and my buddy at the time fell off the bench with laughter must have all been 4 or 5 years old
 
I went on Omegle once and I typed femdom in the interests section and I pretended to be an abusive dominatrix for a guy who got off to my abusive words, It was quite fun.
 
zeemumu said:
Sometimes, when I'm riding Star Tours at Disneyland and we get the Admiral Ackbar transmission, I will yell "IT'S A TRAP!" The second light speed jump always puts you straight into the middle of a battle so I'm always right.
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Sometimes I do the same thing, but during sex.
 
Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
 
FUBAR McDangles said:
Fucking knew it.

You're outed FUNK!
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My wife 5'1" went from 110lbs - 165lbs in the past two years (she has been super depressed due to work) and I am more sexually attracted to her than ever. I have always been extremely sexually attracted to her but since she gained weight I have become a freaking maniac. Everything about her turns me on.

Now admittedly I do love me women with some meat, but I absolutely have never been into large women at all. I'd say I like em with an extra 10lbs.


I have a superhero fantasy. I would feel like a fucking goof if I dressed up in a costume, but I fantasize about my wife dressing up as wonder/cat/superwoman, etc. and having my way with my her.

Bonus Shame Round: Eventhough I am married I have a number of ex's, former fuckbuddies that regularly still try and get in my pants. Although I don't reciprocate, I do feel bad that I like the attention and dirty messages they send me.
 
zeemumu said:
Sometimes, when I'm riding Star Tours at Disneyland and we get the Admiral Ackbar transmission, I will yell "IT'S A TRAP!" The second light speed jump always puts you straight into the middle of a battle so I'm always right.
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I do it at the movies. I was watching Blimp: The Hindenburg Story and right as the blimp blows up I yell "THATS GOTTA HURT!"
 
Having sex without a condom is a very dangerous proposition with me. All good sense goes out the door and I become a very bad influence. Thank god my ex had excellent willpower.
 
StayDead said:
I can't watch porn because I find the camera angles, constant focus on the guys face and also the horrible extreme closeups disgusting.
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That's why I almost exclusively watch 60s/70s films and amateur footage.

My 'secret': I'm bi-sexual but not bi-romantic. I'll have sexual encounters with men, but it's purely a physical thing. I've never had a romantic notion towards them at all and I'm quite happy now with my girlfriend in a relationship.
 
I've slept with 11 girls. Most of them one night stands. I've used a condom with fewer than half of them.

Funnily enough, the only time I've had 'a scare' was after I broke up with a girl I was actually seeing. Luckily it turned out that the girl who told me I probably had something (an acquaintance of the girl I was seeing) was wrong - or else it would have been some pretty horrendous irony.
 
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