Diablo 3 is like that girl in high school that you were good friends with and that was always secretly into you, but you never really took things to the next level because you cared for her a lot and didn't want to chance things eventually getting weird if it didn't work out.
Then, during your senior year, this new hot chick Destiny transfers in from the neighboring town's school and immediately has all of the guys gawking at her and groveling at her feet. You decide to play it cool, get to know her, and things work out in your favor as you officially become the coolest kid in school now that you and Destiny are exclusive. Diablo says she's happy for you, but deep down she's hurting. Unfortunately, you don't see this because you're so blinded by the fact that you have the hottest chick in town.
Things start off great and you are having the time of your life. She's a tall, tanned blonde with a great body, but then after some time you start to realize that there isn't all that much to her. You don't know much about her because she's reluctant to explain anything, and there isn't any depth to her as she seems a bit empty on the inside. In other words, she's nice to look at, but not much else (but she "plays great" if you know what I mean) She also has this strange obsession with wanting you to take her to the same two or three restaurants all the time. It becomes pretty familiar and repetitive, even down right boring at times because she can't hold any interesting conversations. But at least she's hot, right?
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Crucible matches are the only way.
