Scientifically researched and constructed method of removing debates, brought to you by Ubisoft...
"How'd you do it George?"
"It was very tricky. We found out that gamers like to debate console performance. They weren't a problem in any way and they didn't have any effect on anything at all, so we realised we had to do something..."
"But I thought you said they weren't a prob-"
"Shut the fuck up and listen. So anyway, using the power of 65 hand-picked genius scientists from all across the world, we were able to discover an unbelievable method of eradicating debates. Gimping the PS4 version."
"But wouldn't that start new deb-"
"Don't interrupt me. So anyway, the method is still in beta. We skipped the alpha stage as well because we felt like it. Now if you'll excuse me I must head off. I'm late for my downgrade training."
"How'd you do it George?"
"It was very tricky. We found out that gamers like to debate console performance. They weren't a problem in any way and they didn't have any effect on anything at all, so we realised we had to do something..."
"But I thought you said they weren't a prob-"
"Shut the fuck up and listen. So anyway, using the power of 65 hand-picked genius scientists from all across the world, we were able to discover an unbelievable method of eradicating debates. Gimping the PS4 version."
"But wouldn't that start new deb-"
"Don't interrupt me. So anyway, the method is still in beta. We skipped the alpha stage as well because we felt like it. Now if you'll excuse me I must head off. I'm late for my downgrade training."