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[Blood Diamonds]

It's not even my birthday
But I wanna lick the icing off
I know you want it in the worst way
Can't way to blow mah candles out
He want dat CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Spoiler

It actually is my bday *.*

hpd!!! i hope you get a cake thats shaped like diplos dick

 

[Vazra]

hpd!!! i hope you get a cake thats shaped like diplos dick

So a dick shaped cupcake?

 

[Floridian]

Charli and the chocolate Factory's sucker music is finally on spotify. Lemme give her a listen. and Happy bday Mau.

 

[twobear]

happ y birthday mau

 

[Touchdown]

this album sucks
0/10 would not recommend

Will it even top J Low's latest effort saleswise you think?

edit: Happy Birthday Mau!! and wb Godels

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Happy b-day, Mau!

 

[SaintZ]

Madge is not done

Go and smash another ipod nano, Madge.

 

[Majmun]

 

[Mau ®]

She's always so embarrasing on social media.

EDIT: Thank you all for your bday wishes. You guys are the best! I'm crying.

 

[royalan]

Eh, I'm still gonna hold out hope that this is all part of the plan.

Madonna will slay in the end. She will.

 

[Mau ®]

King Harris is now the official face for Emporio Armani.

The way he's transformed himself. He's breaking barriers for other DJ's. If only his current music was as hot as he is.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

http://instagram.com/p/wuAvZIpFFQ/
Only the queen serving

Also happy birthday sistren

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Madge is not done

Go and smash another ipod nano, Madge.

I love her posts like this. They're the equivalent of Gags' nonsense "POP EMERGENCY" and "reverse warholian expedition" shit. Always worth a laugh <3

 

[Matt_]

artistic rape and terrorism
really madge
really

 

[tmarques]

Perched for Ariana's Bionic and Selena's Blackout

Well, that's one way of saying "Unlike that skank, I can actually sing"

 

[rhandino]

Maybe this is all part of her plan so she could drop all those vile demos in the trash and then go back to the studio and release Confessions 2.0 right? right???

 

[Yado]

The real form of terrorism is that awful music

 

[tmarques]

Maybe this is all part of her plan so she could drop all those vile demos in the trash and then go back to the studio and release Confessions 2.0 right? right???

I'll say one thing, though - I like her singing in it, it's the best she's sounded in a long time. The verses in Addicted and Borrowed Time, for instance, sound pretty good before the awful choruses kick in. I see potential in a few of these tracks, so I'll remain cautiously optimistic.

(Bitch I'm Madonna, though...)

And someone tell the woman that whining on Instagram is only going to get more people to look for the leaked tracks. Not to mention the inevitable backlash she's going to face for using rape and terrorism to cry about her megastar problems.

Edit: This album is weird. It's like she wanted to do American Life pt. 2 but felt she needed to tack on the dance stuff that ultimately only makes her look desperate.

And Joan of Arc is lovely.

 

[Vitanimus]

Muscle connects to the bone
And bone to the ire and the marrow
I wish I had a gentle mind
And a spine made up of iron

Mouth connects to the teeth
And teeth to the loves and curses
Honey can you reach the spot
That need oilin' and fixin'?

H-E-L-P
Help me, help me
H-E-L-P
Help me, help me

god marrow is amazing

 

[Majmun]

Just discovered LIZ thanks to that GAF thread

Her EP slays so hard. Keeping my eyes on her.

 

[Phreaker]

I hear a lot of "that is a demo" and then the shit that comes out sound almost, if not exactly, the same. I haven't listened to anything other than the first two tracks that were leaked a week or two ago and neither impressed me. I hope for the best for her album, but I am no longer perched tbh. Bring on Adele, Kelly Clarkson and R8 though. I am still perched for those.

 

[Bladenic]

King Harris is now the official face for Emporio Armani.



The way he's transformed himself. He's breaking barriers for other DJ's. If only his current music was as hot as he is.

He looks INCREDIBLE

his body lord

Spoiler

god i want him to rape me so hard

 

[Vazduh]

Just discovered LIZ thanks to that GAF thread

Her EP slays so hard. Keeping my eyes on her.

She's with Diplo's label Mad Decent so you know whatever she releases next will be at least solid. Loved the EP, too.

I hear a lot of "that is a demo" and then the shit that comes out sound almost, if not exactly, the same.

I also thought that about Rebel Heart and Wash All Over Me. They didn't sound that unfinished to me, even though Madonna's vocals are a bit rough. Either way, it seems that most of the leaked tracks won't end up on the album, which is actually a good thing.

Also, I find it weird she hired Avicii because she's Madonna and she could hire literally anybody. Nobody would refuse her. Why go for him instead of some unknown but good producers? I mean, it's not that hard to do some research and find out what's really fresh. Up-and-coming producers are usually much cheaper than the popular ones, so it's more reasonable to record a ton of demos with them, and then just cherry-pick the best songs.

edit: to clarify what I meant, I was actually referring to Madonna setting new trends in pop music, which she did with Ray of Light and Music. I wish she found a new Orbit or Mirwais.

 

[Matt_]

Spoiler

god i want him to rape me so hard

honestly the members of this community and their sexual desires has taken a sharp turn for the vile recently
Y'all need Jesus

 

[Majmun]

She's with Diplo's label Mad Decent so you know whatever she releases next will be at least solid. Loved the EP, too.

She sounds like a superior Ariana Grande. The music is way better as well. And she's hotter, too.

 

[Vazduh]

She sounds like a superior Ariana Grande. The music is way better as well. And she's hotter, too.

That's arguable, but the girl is indeed a hottie.

edit: googled Liz and one of the pictures was this one, lmao

Y'all need Jesus

And sex.

 

[Touchdown]

CATTY NOIR
&#8207;@AZEALIABANKS
You beefed with Moby, Mariah Carey, and Christina Aguilera... And then this nigga calls himself the diss god? LOL

Get him.

 

[Captcha]

Just discovered LIZ thanks to that GAF thread

Her EP slays so hard. Keeping my eyes on her.

Is there a newer one or do you mean the one that came out a while ago? If it's the older one, I also quite liked it. Turn Around is a highlight for me.

Happy birthday Mau!

 

[Yado]

I like Diplo's work but has he ever launched a successful artist?

 

[B-Dex]

She's with Diplo's label Mad Decent so you know whatever she releases next will be at least solid. Loved the EP, too.



I also thought that about Rebel Heart and Wash All Over Me. They didn't sound that unfinished to me, even though Madonna's vocals are a bit rough. Either way, it seems that most of the leaked tracks won't end up on the album, which is actually a good thing.

Also, I find it weird she hired Avicii because she's Madonna and she could hire literally anybody. Nobody would refuse her. Why go for him instead of some unknown but good producers? I mean, it's not that hard to do some research and find out what's really fresh. Up-and-coming producers are usually much cheaper than the popular ones, so it's more reasonable to record a ton of demos with them, and then just cherry-pick the best songs.

edit: to clarify what I meant, I was actually referring to Madonna setting new trends in pop music, which she did with Ray of Light and Music. I wish she found a new Orbit or Mirwais.

Avicii's latest EP shits though.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Madge is not done
Go and smash another ipod nano, Madge.

jesus what the fuck is this mess

 

[overcast]

Muscle connects to the bone
And bone to the ire and the marrow
I wish I had a gentle mind
And a spine made up of iron

Mouth connects to the teeth
And teeth to the loves and curses
Honey can you reach the spot
That need oilin' and fixin'?

H-E-L-P
Help me, help me
H-E-L-P
Help me, help me

god marrow is amazing

Tell em.

Guess I should listen to that Tinashe album.

 

[Yado]

Tell em.

Guess I should listen to that Tinashe album.

You should

 

[Bladenic]

honestly the members of this community and their sexual desires has taken a sharp turn for the vile recently
Y'all need Jesus

If you consider Calvin Harris "vile" then I think you're the one who needs a higher power's help.

 

[Matt_]

If you consider Calvin Harris "vile" then I think you're the one who needs a higher power's help.

it was directed at the rape remark
Calvin is the finest man in music rn

 

[Garrett Hawke]

it was directed at the rape remark
Calvin is the finest man in music rn

I have to disagree with you on that one tbh

Riff Raff is the ULTIMATE hottie. I am so jealous of Mother Perrysa getting to be near him at that flop awards show.

 

[Bladenic]

it was directed at the rape remark
Calvin is the finest man in music rn

OH

well I'm only joking or rather i'm using it as a synonym for storking me i do not condone real rape

 

[Mau ®]

I was boxing earlier today and they played The Lord's 1989 singles "Shake it Off" and "Blank Space".

The only pop star they played before was Rihanna. It's clear The Lord is now crossing over to the straights. It's over for your faves.

 

[Bladenic]

I was boxing earlier today and they played The Lord's 1989 singles "Shake it Off" and "Blank Space".

The only pop star they played before was Rihanna. It's clear The Lord is now crossing over to the straights. It's over for your faves.

Anecdotal but I've always known a good amount of straights who used Taylor

Aka it's been over for years

 

[cory64]

Straights have been using Taylor since Love Story

 

[Soulscribe]

I have to disagree with you on that one tbh

Riff Raff is the ULTIMATE hottie. I am so jealous of Mother Perrysa getting to be near him at that flop awards show.

nnnnn

 

[Vazduh]

Avicii's latest EP shits though.

I'll give it a listen.

I am so jealous of Mother Perrysa getting to be near him at that flop awards show.

She's got the VIP pass to his heart.

 

[Matt_]

I have to disagree with you on that one tbh

Riff Raff is the ULTIMATE hottie. I am so jealous of Mother Perrysa getting to be near him at that flop awards show.

honestly the members of this community and their sexual desires has taken a sharp turn for the vile recently
Y'all need Jesus

.

 

[Captcha]

I have to disagree with you on that one tbh

Riff Raff is the ULTIMATE hottie. I am so jealous of Mother Perrysa getting to be near him at that flop awards show.

I'd fuck him too if we're being honest. He probably smells like stale weed and BO, but whatever. Calvin> though, yes.

 

[Bladenic]

I'd fuck him too if we're being honest. He probably smells like stale weed and BO, but whatever. Calvin> though, yes.

help

 

[overcast]

You guys heard about how Riff Raff jerked off in the middle of an interview right? I'm not posting the links tho.

 

[Vazduh]

You should practice martial arts,
the way you karate chop my heart.

is probably my favorite lyric of 2014

No lie.

You guys heard about how Riff Raff jerked off in the middle of an interview right? I'm not posting the links tho.

Nope, but I'm intrigued now.

edit: I shouldn't have googled that.

 

[Vazduh]

Raepists of POPGAF unite!!

Because her new single is coming very soon and it's called I Really Like You. Let's hope Max Martin worked his magic with her and gave her something that's not an Ariana B-side.

 

[Mau ®]

After 1989, is there any need for Carly R. Jepsen?

Spoiler

Perched tbh

 

[Blood Diamonds]

He looks INCREDIBLE

his body lord

Spoiler

god i want him to rape me so hard

and I'M the one who needs help for finding Sam attractive at certain angles??????