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It all comes down to this. Win your head-to-head matchup this week, and you win the division. Up for grabs:

Playoff Scenarios

AFC
CLINCHED:
New England Patriots -- AFC East, first-round bye, home-field advantage
Denver Broncos -- AFC West
Indianapolis Colts -- AFC South
Pittsburgh Steelers -- playoff berth
Cincinnati Bengals -- playoff berth

DENVER BRONCOS
Denver can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) DEN win or tie
2) CIN loss
3) CIN tie + IND win

CINCINNATI BENGALS
Cincinnati can clinch the AFC North division title with:
1) CIN win or tie
Cincinnati can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) CIN win + DEN loss or tie
2) CIN tie + DEN loss + IND loss or tie

PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Pittsburgh can clinch the AFC North division title with:
1) PIT win

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
San Diego can clinch a playoff spot with:
1) SD win
2) SD tie + BAL loss or tie

BALTIMORE RAVENS
Baltimore can clinch a playoff spot with:
1) BAL win + SD loss or tie
2) BAL tie + SD loss

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Kansas City can clinch a playoff spot with:
1) KC win + BAL loss + HOU loss or tie

HOUSTON TEXANS
Houston can clinch a playoff spot with:
1) HOU win + BAL loss + SD loss

NFC
CLINCHED:
Arizona Cardinals -- playoff berth
Seattle Seahawks -- playoff berth
Detroit Lions -- playoff berth
Green Bay Packers -- playoff berth
Dallas Cowboys -- NFC East

DALLAS COWBOYS
Dallas can clinch home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:
1) DAL win + ARI loss or tie + DET/GB tie
Dallas can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) DAL win + SEA loss or tie + ARI loss or tie
2) DAL win + DET/GB tie
3) DAL tie + ARI loss or tie + SEA tie + DET/GB does not end in a tie
4) SEA loss + ARI loss

DETROIT LIONS
Detroit can clinch the NFC North division title with:
1) DET win or tie
Detroit can clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with:
1) DET win + SEA loss or tie + ARI loss or tie
2) DET tie + SEA loss + ARI loss + DAL loss or tie
Detroit can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) DET win
2) DET tie + DAL loss or tie
3) DET tie + SEA loss + ARI loss

GREEN BAY PACKERS
Green Bay can clinch the NFC North division title and a first-round bye with:
1) GB win
Green Bay can clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with:
1) GB win + SEA loss or tie

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Seattle can clinch the NFC West division title with:
1) SEA win
2) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie
3) ARI loss
Seattle can clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with:
1) SEA win + DET/GB game does not end in a tie
2) SEA win + DAL loss or tie
3) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + DAL loss or tie + GB/DET tie
Seattle can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) SEA win
2) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + DAL loss
3) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + GB/DET tie

ARIZONA CARDINALS
Arizona can clinch the NFC West division title with:
1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie
2) ARI tie + SEA loss
Arizona can clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with:
1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie + GB loss or tie
2) ARI tie + SEA loss + DAL loss or tie + GB/DET tie
Arizona can clinch a first-round bye with:
1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie
2) ARI tie + SEA loss + DAL loss or tie
3) ARI tie + SEA loss + GB/DET tie

CAROLINA PANTHERS
Carolina can clinch the NFC South division title with:
1) CAR win or tie

ATLANTA FALCONS
Atlanta can clinch the NFC South division title with:
1) ATL win

Week 17 Picks
CLE @ BAL
IND @ TEN
BUF @ NE
SD @ KC
NYJ @ MIA
DAL @ WAS
NO @ TB
PHI @ NYG
JAX @ HOU
CHI @ MIN

OAK @ DEN
CAR @ ATL
ARI @ SF
DET @ GB
STL @ SEA

CIN @ PIT

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[JNA]

The Trent Truck dream is dead.

 

[Man God]

The Trent Truck dream is dead.

You wouldn't believe a RB that looked that slow was actually slower.

 

[WanderingWind]

Wait, football is still going on? But why?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Bengals are 10-4-1 and Steelers are 10-5 but whatever.

GO BENGALS

 

[Kiryu]

No mention of NFC West? Boo this thread!


#Go Hawks!

 

[Kastrioti]

The Restoration of the Roar is in progress.

We are all witnesses.

Lions- 37 Packers- 24

Restore the Roar 2014.

 

[ActStriker]

Bengals are 10-4-1 and Steelers are 10-5 but whatever.

GO BENGALS

yeah I'm fixing that right now

 

[Himynameischris]

Can we start an offseason thread for teams not in the playoffs?

I am on the same boat.

I sort of kind of want it just to have it.

Yeah I had the PS3 camera but rarely used it....it's 40 bucks at best buy though lol

 

[Zeke]

Trent truck so bad. Also GO COWBOYS! NFC East champs baby!

 

[WesternHeretic]

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[DarkFlow]

No mention of NFC West? Boo this thread!


#Go Hawks!

It's not head to head...

 

[JNA]

So basically just take care of business at home and destroy the house kitties and we are all set to go with a bye.

A Seahawks loss would be fantastic too...But that dream is likely dead. Come on Rams, give it your all! One last hurrah!

Spoiler

 

[chuckddd]

Our two year national nightmare is over. Steelers are in the playoffs!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

When will The Division be released on PS4?

 

[Malalaw]

A+ OT, good job.

 

[DarkFlow]

I am a Rams, Lions fan this week.

Restore the Roar?

 

[jWILL253]

I'm rooting for the Texans to get in.

And oh yeah, go Hawks.

CLE @ BAL
IND @ TEN
BUF @ NE
SD @ KC
NYJ @ MIA
DAL @ WAS
NO @ TB
PHI @ NYG
JAX @ HOU
CHI @ MIN

OAK @ DEN
CAR @ ATL
ARI @ SF
DET @ GB
STL @ SEA

CIN @ PIT

 

[ConradCervantes]

Always nice to go undefeated at home. Hope we can keep it up through the playoffs.

 

[JNA]

Our two year national nightmare is over. Steelers are in the playoffs!

Using my favorite movie ever there and posting Tomlin's head on it...

I feel conflicted. Then again I don't hate the Steelers so I guess I shouldn't!

 

[chuckddd]

Using my favorite movie ever there and posting Tomlin's head on it...

I feel conflicted. Then again I don't hate the Steelers so I guess I shouldn't!

How do you feel about Pirates?

 

[Kiryu]

It's not head to head...

I know, I was only joking. Don't take me seriously please.

So basically just take care of business at home and destroy the house kitties and we are all set to go with a bye.

A Seahawks loss would be fantastic too...But that dream is likely dead. Come on Rams, give it your all! One last hurrah!

Spoiler

Rams is only team who beat Seahawks once in divisional game. I still think 70-30 chance of winning that week 17 game. Rams is really one QB away from becoming playoff contender.

I'm rooting for ya to win against Detroit Lions.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Go Hawks

CLE @ BAL
IND @ TEN
BUF @ NE
SD @ KC
NYJ @ MIA
DAL @ WAS
NO @ TB
PHI @ NYG
JAX @ HOU
CHI @ MIN

OAK @ DEN
CAR @ ATL
ARI @ SF
DET @ GB
STL @ SEA

CIN @ PIT

 

[Badgerst3]

Go Rams go!

Lambeau FTW.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Ya'll ready for the movie of 2015?

 

[DarkFlow]

I know, I was only joking. Don't take me seriously please.


Rams is only team who beat Seahawks once in divisional game. I still think 70-30 chance of winning that week 17 game. Rams is really one QB away from becoming playoff contender.

I'm rooting for ya to win against Detroit Lions.

You're a Hawks fan, don't worry about that happening.

 

[Malalaw]

This unwanted vacation might be for the best.

 

[JNA]

How do you feel about Pirates?

I like pirate Keira Knightly. XD

Rams is only team who beat Seahawks once in divisional game. I still think 70-30 chance of winning that week 17 game. Rams is really one QB away from becoming playoff contender.

I'm rooting for ya to win against Detroit Lions.

Gives me slight hope. And their offense can't be any worse than the Cards were right?

 

[RELAYER]

Altana Falcon's road to the playoffs

Step 1: Rise Up

Step 2: Rise the fuck Up

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Playoffs

 

[Spinluck]

The Colts only had 1yd rushing in the Cowboys game. Our first 3 runs had a net gain of 1.


Colts were down 14-0 without before Luck even threw a pass. We were down 28-0 after 4 Luck pass attempts, 3 being dropped or off target I believe.

Wow.

 

[JNA]

The Colts only had 1yd rushing in the Cowboys game. Our first 3 runs had a net gain of 1.


Colts were down 14-0 without before Luck even threw a pass. We were down 28-0 after 4 Luck pass attempts, 3 being dropped or off target I believe.

Wow.

That one yard being from Trent Truck himself.

 

[Spinluck]

That one yard being from Trent Truck himself.

Is anyone shocked he isn't even gonna break 550? Honestly, I totally am.

 

[MRSA]

Pats fans are the worst along with Coldnoodle.

 

[JNA]

Is anyone shocked he isn't even gonna break 550? Honestly, I totally am.

Browns made it out like bandits God damn lol. I still can't get over that.

Who did the Browns use with that draft pick btw? Not trying to rub it in im actually curious.

 

[Malalaw]

Still rooting for the Cards to win it all and be the first team to win the SB at home.

 

[DarkFlow]

Browns made it out like bandits God damn lol. I still can't get over that.

Who did the Browns use with that draft pick btw? Not trying to rub it in im actually curious.

Johnny Football.

 

[JNA]

Johnny Football.

Oh...

Welp, Colts made it out like bandits! XD

 

[Kastrioti]

Look at that good looking sonofabitch at the top of the NFC North. Doubt him at your own peril.

#FreeKonka
#FreeGodslay

 

[MechDX]

thatsmycoach

 

[Gobias]

Where's the off-season thread?

 

[perfectchaos007]

Of the 3 things that need to happen for the Texans to make the playoffs, I'm confident that exactly 2 of them will happen. That's Houston sports for you....just slightly less heartbreaking than Cleveland sports

 

[MechDX]

Of the 3 things that need to happen for the Texans to make the playoffs, I'm confident that exactly 2 of them will happen. That's Houston sports for you....just slightly less heartbreaking than Cleveland sports

Believe in Connor Shaw!

Seriously it wouldn't surprise me if Hoyer guts one out and wins just because it is his final game before coming a free agent.

Either way I hope BG doesn't have a stroke

 

[VeryGooster]

When will The Division be released on PS4?

When will the patch that fixes what's broken on day one come out.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Believe in Connor Shaw!

You know, Cleveland may damn well win that game just to spite Houston, so they can continue to claim unanimous honor of most heartbreaking/underachieving pro sports city.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Ravens playoff chances slim, but it's a home game, so there's a chance.

Do it Chiefs! I will wear my Tamarick Vanover jersey in support.

 

[Kastrioti]

When the Lions beat the Packers this weekend that should mean Coach Caldwell is a lock for Coach of the Year, right?

 

[MRSA]

When the Lions beat the Packers this weekend that should mean Coach Caldwell is a lock for Coach of the Year, right?

How fat is your neck?

 

[JNA]

Holy crap I just saw someone posted this gif in the last OT!

I remember watching that game live and how much I laughed my ass off seeing this. Not just because of the reaction itself but the person reacting like that.

I met Shockey in person once, one of if not the biggest jerks I have ever met. Total douche in every sense of the word and while this sucked so much for Giants fans, I'm glad it at least happened to that scum bag.

And we ended up getting an amazing gif in the process XD.

 

[Kastrioti]

How fat is your neck?

I have a strong, Matthew Stafford-esque, jawline which helps accentuate my neck and Adams apple.

 

[MRSA]

I have a strong, Matthew Stafford-esque, jawline which helps accentuate my neck and Adams apple.

So you have a double chin, thanks.