LIZARD SQUAD is Back. Planning XBL Attack. "Biggest attack yet". [UP: XBL/PSN Down]

It's a lazy metaphor that doesn't illustrate the problem correctly. See my last post.
Metaphor : a word or phrase for one thing that is used to refer to another thing in order to show or suggest that they are similar
Similar : Resembling without being identical.

Not everything is so literal. The metaphor made sense to me.
 
So do I. Its a stupid way of trying to get people to beef up their security. They're claiming its for a cause but its not. They're just being assholes.

Yeah, this is a BS motive, IMO. They're probably claiming it so when MS and/or Sony finally do something to thwart their efforts, they can then thump their chests and claim it was all because of them, and that gamers should appreciate what they did for them.

Just another attempt to get an ego boost when someone finally causes them to fail.
 
Live feed of the PSN servers right now:

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Also, man I never noticed how barebones the XB1 is without an internet connection. All I have on my screen is like the most recent game I played and a couple tiles for games and settings. Lol.
 
Well, be sure to give them a C- on their report card at the end of the year. That'll show them.

Sorry I annoyed you.

Metaphor : a word or phrase for one thing that is used to refer to another thing in order to show or suggest that they are similar
Similar : Resembling without being identical.

Not everything is so literal. The metaphor made sense to me.

I'm glad it made sense to you. I'm not saying it was worthless, I'm saying there was a better metaphor and shortly after one was presented. To be honest, I don't know why people are getting so worked up about this.
 
These kids are just a bunch of shit heads, putting a bullet in their heads is more than they deserve. A much harsher penalty for them, as far as I'm concerned - if they can ever find out who they are - put a lifetime ban on them every getting any kind of internet access of any kind in any country and blacklist their names for social insurance purposes- they will forever be incapable of getting any kind of credit or loan or even opening a bank account as well as holding a job or going to school - basically anything that uses technology or allows ANY kind of connection to online infrastructure in anyway - they would be forever removed. Essentially forcing them into homelessness , should they decide to off themselves, well that's their choice.

Doing shit like this is like an open rejection of society and the privileges that it affords shit heads like this. Denying them the chance or ability to do anything like that for the rest of their lives unless under some level of heavy supervision is probably the only way they'll really suffer.

This didn't ruin my day personally, just the fact that they get away with it is what's shitty. Punishment should fit the crime , so jail time or death or whatever is absurd but giving them what they clearly want - cutting them off from the online world we live in , that's what I would LOVE to see. Might scare others from repeating those mistakes too.

"hey did you hear lizardfuck was found by the government and now they'll never be able to own anything for the rest of their lives or hold a job or start a family or leave the country or do anything other than sit in their room and think about what they did for their entire natural life ? "

"oh man, really, maybe I'll refrain from knocking out world of warcraft for an hour because I think it's funny then"


Obviously the ridiculous situation I propose above will NEVER EVER happen but it's fun to imagine.
 
FFS I just want to play some Warframe. I was playing GTA V SP and I had to do the assassination mission with Lester before I can move on to the money truck heist and BAWSAQ was offline. I just assumed it's not available because this was the first assassination, but it was offline after the mission, too. Appearently you need an internet connection for it to work. That pissed me off. I even held off buying anything for the protagonists because I wanted to make the most money possible.

*sigh*
 
FFS I just want to play some Warframe. I was playing GTA V SP and I had to do the assassination mission with Lester before I can move on to the money truck heist and BAWSAQ was offline. I just assumed it's not available because this was the first assassination, but it was offline after the mission, too. Appearently you need an internet connection for it to work. That pissed me off. I even held off buying anything for the protagonists because I wanted to make the most money possible.

*sigh*

That's dumb. There's missions in the game that require an internet connection? The fuck?
 
Sorry I annoyed you.



I'm glad it made sense to you. I'm not saying it was worthless, I'm saying there was a better metaphor and shortly after one was presented. To be honest, I don't know why people are getting so worked up about this.

Might have had something to do with your 1-upping posts.
 
I feel sorry for all the kids who got Xbones and PS4s for gift and can't take them online. At least Nintendo isn't down.

PS4 does at least function right out of the box, and are bundled with physical games. Xbox One needs the mandatory update, and are only bundled with digital games.
 
These kids are just a bunch of shit heads, putting a bullet in their heads is more than they deserve. A much harsher penalty for them, as far as I'm concerned - if they can ever find out who they are - put a lifetime ban on them every getting any kind of internet access of any kind in any country and blacklist their names for social insurance purposes- they will forever be incapable of getting any kind of credit or loan or even opening a bank account as well as holding a job or going to school - basically anything that uses technology or allows ANY kind of connection to online infrastructure in anyway - they would be forever removed. Essentially forcing them into homelessness , should they decide to off themselves, well that's their choice.

Doing shit like this is like an open rejection of society and the privileges that it affords shit heads like this. Denying them the chance or ability to do anything like that for the rest of their lives unless under some level of heavy supervision is probably the only way they'll really suffer.

This didn't ruin my day personally, just the fact that they get away with it is what's shitty. Punishment should fit the crime , so jail time or death or whatever is absurd but giving them what they clearly want - cutting them off from the online world we live in , that's what I would LOVE to see. Might scare others from repeating those mistakes too.

"hey did you hear lizardfuck was found by the government and now they'll never be able to own anything for the rest of their lives or hold a job or start a family or leave the country or do anything other than sit in their room and think about what they did for their entire natural life ? "

"oh man, really, maybe I'll refrain from knocking out world of warcraft for an hour because I think it's funny then"


Obviously the ridiculous situation I propose above will NEVER EVER happen but it's fun to imagine.

uhhhh... that's one way to look at it, probably a bit excessive though, I dunno.
lol
 
Looks like EA servers are down since I can't play BF4.

I can view my friends list, send messages and access the PSN store, so I'm guessing it's the EA servers being dead that's not letting me play BF4.
 
"oh man, really, maybe I'll refrain from knocking out world of warcraft for an hour because I think it's funny then"


Obviously the ridiculous situation I propose above will NEVER EVER happen but it's fun to imagine.

Send them to North Korea
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The worst thing about this outage is that since I'm not playing my systems I'm now browsing boxing day deals to buy even more games I'll never played

FML
 
I know a few friends on XBL but I can't get on myself. Just wanna play some GTA V with some mates. What's wrong with the world these days.
 
Even though the attacks might have stopped, and the backend is coming back online and fully functional, remember that now the problem is the flood of legit Christmas users:

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Good luck to all, and let's hope the best for tomorrow.
 
Man fuck all yall giving me false hope by saying you were able to get online.

Just turned my PS4 back on and nada

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Sorry, bro, but I'm online and able to open the ps store. Can't play destiny because it's saying PSN is down and playstation vue won't open either. Netflix is working tho.
 
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