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[Windam]

So I decide to uninstall all my Steam games so I'll be able to focus on school and not fuck this semester up.

Instead of wasting time with games, I return to GAF full swing.

I am so fucking this semester up.

 

[Sevarus]

So I decide to uninstall all my Steam games so I'll be able to focus on school and not fuck this semester up.

Instead of wasting time with games, I return to GAF full swing.

I am so fucking this semester up.

I have GAF and other time-wasters on a blocker add-on during the school semester. It's the only reason I've been so active lately (winter break). But really, the best thing to do is just use the computers in the library. I'm so much more productive there.

EDIT: Oh cool, I have cast off the shackles of "junior member!"

 

[SRG01]

So I decide to uninstall all my Steam games so I'll be able to focus on school and not fuck this semester up.

Instead of wasting time with games, I return to GAF full swing.

I am so fucking this semester up.

Change your hosts file. Problem solved!

 

[trab pu kcip]

OMG at Trab's paintings. <3

:3

Hey everybody how's it going in here--

hahaha

 

[Windam]

I have GAF and other time-wasters on a blocker add-on during the school semester. It's the only reason I've been so active lately (winter break). But really, the best thing to do is just use the computers in the library. I'm so much more productive there.

EDIT: Oh cool, I have cast off the shackles of "junior member!"

There's no hope for me; I use mobile GAF in class.

Spoiler

And regular GAF on school PCs.

Change your hosts file. Problem solved!

Way too easy to bypass. Did it once. Lasted an hour.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

So I decide to uninstall all my Steam games so I'll be able to focus on school and not fuck this semester up.

Instead of wasting time with games, I return to GAF full swing.

I am so fucking this semester up.

instead of doing that i just installed ubuntu on a tiny parition and made it my primary os. no room for games that way. it actually helped me a ton

Spoiler

also doesn't hurt i was doing a bunch of dev stuff and linux was almost mandatory but still

gaf was and still is a horrible distraction for me.

There's no hope for me; I use mobile GAF in class.

Spoiler

And regular GAF on school PCs.

mobile gaf got me through my semester. i had 2 classes in person and they sucked. mobile gaf saved me. and i still passed!

 

[Windam]

instead of doing that i just installed ubuntu on a tiny parition and made it my primary os. no room for games that way. it actually helped me a ton

Spoiler

also doesn't hurt i was doing a bunch of dev stuff and linux was almost mandatory but still

gaf was and still is a horrible distraction for me.



mobile gaf got me through my semester. i had 2 classes in person and they sucked. mobile gaf saved me. and i still passed!

Show yourself!

 

[Badosh]

Hey everybody how's it going in here--

Oh...

Colbert, how I miss you.

 

[SRG01]

Way too easy to bypass. Did it once. Lasted an hour.

Set up your own DNS service on your network, change neogaf, then throw away the password?

 

[PirateKing]

So I decide to uninstall all my Steam games so I'll be able to focus on school and not fuck this semester up.

Instead of wasting time with games, I return to GAF full swing.

I am so fucking this semester up.

Go somewhere where you won't have Internet. It's the only way

Btw are you still on Facebook?

 

[Windam]

Go somewhere where you won't have Internet. It's the only way

Btw are you still on Facebook?

So I have to go to Australia?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:

And yes I am

 

[NossEntertainment]

Came in, expecting a fat tiny asian baby for revenge of the tiny face.

 

[Exploding8]

EDIT: Oh cool, I have cast off the shackles of "junior member!"

Congrats, now go make a thread about the actual technological level of aliens to compliment the one about Atlantis.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Jesus is not even midnight yet.. Those drawing though

 

[PirateKing]

So I have to go to Australia?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:

And yes I am

We got Internet but too much lag. I didn't know what not lagging was until I was a man

 

[NoctisVsStar]

So I have to go to Australia?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:

And yes I am

Australia servers powered by Kangaroo

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I did send a warning to him on Skype. Although I don't think he already knows he was in that collage.

Which collage?

The reddit one?

mutes! mutes! come here! you'll be so glad

I don't want to have stubby arms with no hands, though.

Maybe it's a good thing I didn't see Bateman...

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Show yourself!

hmph. i need a haircut first i guess which im planning on getting tomorrow

 

[...Scatter...]

That sounds like my schedule. I don't function really, I function on caffeine.

Ah a fellow caffeine addict. Welcome. I don't know what I would do without caffeine.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

hmph. i need a haircut first i guess which im planning on getting tomorrow

Avatar is fitting ;P

 

[Sevarus]

Congrats, now go make a thread about the actual technological level of aliens to compliment the one about Atlantis.

No, I need to make one about how to sex up a female.

 

[Atraveller]

Jesus, I come into the Real Pic Thread to see whats up and this is what I'm greeted with.

Stop quoting that monstrosity!

 

[Windam]

No, I need to make one about how to sex up a female.

That sounds

 

[...Scatter...]

It's great, even in a storm.

Why am I always waiting for a Great White to pop out of the water. This is why I'm happy with Florida, we have smaller sharks.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

No, I need to make one about how to sex up a female.

We can have this conversation here. What do you need to know?

 

[PirateKing]

We can have this conversation here. What do you need to know?

Do I show them my full nerd collection as a pick up line?

 

[Windam]

Do I show them my full nerd collection as a pick up line?

Show them that figure you bought your sis for her birthday instead.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Do I show them my full nerd collection as a pick up line?

I chuckled XD before even sexing her up you need to set everything up anyway, can't overlap minor details.

 

[Necrovex]

We can have this conversation here. What do you need to know?

Should I show off my Murakami collection (once I establish it)?

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Should I show off my Murakami collection (once I establish it)?

Show her your furniture collection.

 

[PirateKing]

Show them that figure you bought your sis for her birthday instead.

Only when taking off my shirt didn't work. Bruh that figure was expensive as fuck

I chuckled XD before even sexing her up you need to set everything up anyway, can't overlap minor details.

What, like duel her with my yu-gi-oh deck?

 

[Sevarus]

So I'm going out with a 9/10 (sharp knees keep her from a perfect 10 tbh) female on Friday. How do I snag the close? I know how to keto her. I heard females like to be choked? I'm going to spit in her drink to assert my dominance. I read all about it in an evolutionary psychology book.

 

[jasonng]

Gaf, how do I ease the ladies into my anime body pillow collection?




Edit: Don't worry, Homoru-san and I are in an open relationship. It's okay.

 

[Necrovex]

Show her your furniture collection.

Is it ok if Murakami's face and cats are plastered all over my furniture collection?

 

[Badosh]

This page got weird.

 

[Windam]

This page got weird.

Nah, this is par for the course.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Gaf, how do I ease the ladies into my anime body pillow collection?

Gently while cradling the neck. After that, the pillows should be comfortable enough.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

So I'm going out with a 9/10 (sharp knees keep her from a perfect 10 tbh) female on Friday. How do I snag the close? I know how to keto her. I heard females like to be choked? I'm going to spit in her drink to assert my dominance. I read all about it in an evolutionary psychology book.

Lol I'll answer the how to get close.

1) don't afraid to be flirty and be physical ( not in excess but just enough to show your interest ) ex: hold her hand, tap her shoulder if she's says something funny. Hell even play with her hair as an excuse.

2) an activity that involves an excuse to get close. Ex: Bar or a club to dance.

3) eye contact is a must.

4) compliment her but don't get too creepy.

 

[PirateKing]

So I'm going out with a 9/10 (sharp knees keep her from a perfect 10 tbh) female on Friday. How do I snag the close? I know how to keto her. I heard females like to be choked? I'm going to spit in her drink to assert my dominance. I read all about it in an evolutionary psychology book.

 

[breadtruck]

Im strangely aroused by this.

 

[Sevarus]

I'm honest to god so awkward with women; it's a wonder I managed to get with such an amazing woman like my girlfriend. Good thing she likes dorks.

 

[Exploding8]

No, I need to make one about how to sex up a female.

An even more mystical subject than the one I suggested

Spoiler

jk I know whats up

Spoiler

the hard part's finding the female to sex up in the first place v.v

 

[jasonng]

I'm honest to god so awkward with women; it's a wonder I managed to get with such an amazing woman like my girlfriend. Good thing she likes dorks.

Well realize that women are people too. Just stop thinking with your di...



Oh.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

So I'm going out with a 9/10 (sharp knees keep her from a perfect 10 tbh) female on Friday. How do I snag the close? I know how to keto her. I heard females like to be choked? I'm going to spit in her drink to assert my dominance. I read all about it in an evolutionary psychology book.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Why am I always waiting for a Great White to pop out of the water. This is why I'm happy with Florida, we have smaller sharks.

http://www.ocearch.org/

We had a lot of baby Great White sightings off Hermosa and Redondo Beach, where I usually swim in the summer.

 

[Windam]

Spoiler

the hard part's finding the female to sex up in the first place v.v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

s'why we're on GAF

 

[InfiniteNine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

s'why we're on GAF

My girlfriend is a GAFfer. o: That explains why she puts up with my dorkiness though.

 

[Exploding8]

My girlfriend is a GAFfer. o: That explains why she puts up with my dorkiness though.

She's your girlfriend and a GAFfer... GAFfriend? GAFfriend.

 

[eyeball_kid]

Should I show off my Murakami collection (once I establish it)?

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!" – John Waters

 

[PirateKing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

s'why we're on GAF

Fuck I died

Edit: watch this lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hqOsURB8w