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[Daemul]

Never been into porn.

 

[neogaffer1]

hmm

neogaf
neogaf
reddit
neogaf
neogaf
neogaf
youtube
youtube
youtube
neogaf
neogaf
neogaf
reddit
reddit
reddit
neogaf

I think I'm good.

 

[SDBurton]

My purity would be too much for them to handle.

Gao Gao~

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

hmm

neogaf
neogaf
reddit
neogaf
neogaf
neogaf
youtube
youtube
youtube
neogaf
neogaf
neogaf
reddit
reddit
reddit
neogaf

I think I'm good.

This would be my browser history, though another 10% of it would be WikiHow because I'm a pleb at a lot of things. So I'd say I'm good too. Though some might take me as a bit incompetent at the workplace...

 

[Rorschach]

It's all NeoGAF and things linked from NeoGAF.

 

[Bomber Bob]

That would probably reveal my homosexuality to my friend & family.

I'd rather not.

 

[Cheebo]

I wonder if people realize their ISPs have their full history. Including incognito mode history.

 

[mazpratim]

I got some weird fetish stuff on here

 

[Suite Pee]

I'd probably be fine if it happened to everyone and I had hundreds of thousands of allies in my weird tastes.

 

[clearacell]

"No no, I meant to search for HORNED goats"

 

[CaptainSlow]

Meh...

Gaf
Facebook
PornHub
YouTube
Twitter
Reddit
Twitch
Sports
WWE Network

 

[ShyGuy0504]

"Well there sure are a lot of links to porn. But what's with your weird obsession for this picture of a sad panda?"

 

[BearFlexington]

Creepy dudes would congratulate me on my search keywords.

 

[terrisus]

What the heck's this "sad panda" that people keep talking about?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Thank you, incognito window.

Your ISP laughs at you.

 

[Bold One]

 

[Freshmaker]

How would you deal with this?

If mine went out, you'll see that I visit Neogaf often.

You can pretty much get that just by googling a person's name at this point. I wouldn't be terribly concerned.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'd be really embarrassed when people saw how much I browsed gaf.

Basically this.

 

[Flappy]

Other than everyone knowing I have a huge latex fetish, it would mostly just be Youtube vids and gaming forums. Pretty boring really.

 

[Mussah92]

gaf
gaf
gaf
college
google
gaf
gaf
gaf
gaf
college
google
gaf
gaf
gaf
xhamster
gaf
gaf

are you me? LOL

 

[cafemomo]

"Well there sure are a lot of links to porn. But what's with your weird obsession for this picture of a sad panda?"

He's sad because their is only one flower in the field and the log in screen now sends you in a damn loop

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

my actual history -

neogaf
neogaf
amazon mechanical turk
/r/opiates
/r/3ds
neogaf
neogaf
neogaf
amazon mechanical turk
twitter
/r/opiates
/r/opiates

 

[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

"No no, I meant to search for HORNED goats"

 

[BearFlexington]

are you me? LOL

What is xhamster, whoops well I'm fired.

 

[Mortemis]

Bunch of school sites, twitter, GAF, sometimes the coli, and recently a bunch of "where to find x-item kingdom hearts 2". Oh, and of course porn, but you'd only trip if you thought black porn is a fetish.

 

[SliceSabre]

"Well there sure are a lot of links to porn. But what's with your weird obsession for this picture of a sad panda?"

"Its a very effective stress reliever."

 

[Khaos_Knight]

I wouldn't be bothered by it. My friends already know I like video games and have a foot fetish.

 

[Sou Da]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM

Pretty much this

 

[iavi]

GAF
Tech blogs
Food blogs
Youtube
and Porn

They can read me all they'd like

 

[Orcastar]

I don't presume that anyone would give a shit.

 

[Moonkid]

I'll be honest, the hardest thing to explain would be the Japanese ASMR.

 

[Jigorath]

I'd probably run away to Mexico or something.

 

[dead souls]

Neogaf, porn, and websites about television.

I don't think anyone who knows me would be surprised by that.

 

[entremet]

Not to derail the thread. But it's true. I have seen it of course. It just doesn't appeal to me. I rather use my imagination if I wanna get off. If you like porn, have fun with it. Just never been my thing.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Not jail time, but very strange looks. Especially from loved ones who would say I never would have guess that you were that dirty." I didn't even know that sort of stuff could be searched for"

 

[Zombine]

Not to derail the thread. But it's true. I have seen it of course. It just doesn't appeal to me. I rather use my imagination if I wanna get off. If you like porn, have fun with it. Just never been my thing.

What do you imagine? How large is your spank bank bro? Would you be embarassed if it leaked?

 

[Pete Rock]

I would say that the weirder your browser history, the more likely I would find you to be an interesting person.

If your history is super sterile and boring and you frequently visit Fantasy *Sport forums and ESPN and maybe Pandora to listen to the latest bullshit you could be listening to on the radio, then keep to yourself.

I think you could discern a similar pattern by "your literary history" as in that which has interested you in the past, to the point of sourcing and digesting that information from a book. Same story.

See: Five Technically Legal Signs for Your Library

 

[Winterfang]

Probably kill myself, sometimes I search stuff out of curiosity. To learn something, that would look really bad, if I'm not there to explain it.

 

[Extollere]

Like 70% real porn. Many genres. 28% hentai, all genres. 1% online bills and 1% Neogaf.

 

[the black pearl]

blame my roomate

 

[Tangeroo]

Didn't expect it to take 5 pages to see this. *tips fedora*

 

[entremet]

What do you imagine? How large is your spank bank bro? Would you be embarassed if it leaked?

Why would I be embarrassed lol. I've been doing it for years, so my imagination is much better than porn for me. Porn dulls that inner director. But it is mostly stuff from past encounters--old girlfriends or current.

Everyone has their turn ons. Sexuality isn't a one size fits all thing. Porn just never did it for me--pro and amateur.

 

[trixx]

Whatever.

Even if you do haave porn as long as it's not some sadistic/underage/weird stuff your good.

 

[Zombine]

Why would I be embarrassed lol. I've been doing it for years, so my imagination is much better than porn for me. Porn dulls that inner director. But it is mostly stuff from past encounters--old girlfriends.

I imagine you could get creative as well. You could pretend that you're eating some girls butt in like the 1940s in Europe and some Panzer tank comes smashing through the barn door. Then you like pull out this Molotov cocktail and open the cockpit and throw it in. Your old girlfriend (who is conveniently a milkmaid in this story) is turned on by your heroism and then she blows you. Then you cum IRL.

Holy shit this is way more fun to be honest. Brb.

 

[entremet]

Whatever.

Even if you do haave porn as long as it's not some sadistic/underage/weird stuff your good.

I'm not a prude about porn. Just not my thing. Heck I prefer reading about sexuality in terms of learning new tricks over watching it.

I imagine you could get creative as well. You could pretend that you're eating some girls butt in like the 1940s in Europe and some Panzer tank comes smashing through the barn door. Then you like pull out this Molotov cocktail and open the cockpit and throw it in. Your old girlfriend (who is conveniently a milkmaid in this story) is turned on by your heroism and then she blows you. Then you cum IRL.

Holy shit this is way more fun to be honest. Brb.

It's way better. Porn can't compete.

 

[faridmon]

It has a lot of porn and maybe some research about leaked albums. Thats about it!

 

[brianmcdoogle]

I wrote something that deletes all cookies (except whitelisted ones), data, and history about every hour. It shouldn't have an affect on me.

 

[terrisus]

I imagine you could get creative as well. You could pretend that you're eating some girls butt in like the 1940s in Europe and some Panzer tank comes smashing through the barn door. Then you like pull out this Molotov cocktail and open the cockpit and throw it in. Your old girlfriend (who is conveniently a milkmaid in this story) is turned on by your heroism and then she blows you. Then you cum IRL.

Holy shit this is way more fun to be honest. Brb.

Wouldn't surprise me if there's porn like this... >.>

 

[Mussah92]

What is xhamster, whoops well I'm fired.

super NSFW bro

 

[entremet]

What is xhamster, whoops well I'm fired.

LOLZ