Square Enix teasing new PS4 title - Project Code Z [It's Minna de Spelunker Z, F2P]

HOLY CRAAAPPP!!!! START THE HYPE!!!!

*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*
 
*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

Lol. The scary thing is knowing Square Enix this is not that far from what could possibly happen. I think the trolls at SE are laughing at this thread and are just salivating at the possibility of disappointing gamers again.
 
*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

That would be so EPIC, EVIL, etc in so many levels.

I'd just throw myself at the estage and say: "Draw me, Tokita. Draw me like one of your french girls."
 
*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

I'm quite pissed right now and this just sent me in to a drunken spiral of insanity.
 
Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

This is just evil. I mean the first time was a little evil. But a second helping of evil? Probably make people rush the stage.
 
*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

Hey I'll take this. If for no other reason than to give fans a chance to show their "enthusiasm" for the Chrono series so that maybe we'll get another game someday.

FF7 is different because FF7 is shit.
 
FF7 is different because FF7 is shit.

What a great post! I wish every post was this well thought out and pertained to the topic at hand.

Seriously this post speaks to me. Before I read this I thought FF7 was well liked game with one of the best turn based combat systems to date. But now thanks to this post I know the game is shit.

That's what Square will be revealing. Project Z is an hour long documentary about how Final Fantasy VII, which we all thought was a timeless classic, is in fact shit.

Thank you for opening my eyes.
 
What a great post! I wish every post was this well thought out and pertained to the topic at hand.

Seriously this post speaks to me. Before I read this I thought FF7 was well liked game with one of the best turn based combat systems to date. But now thanks to this post I know the game is shit.

That's what Square will be revealing. Project Z is an hour long documentary about how Final Fantasy VII, which we all thought was a timeless classic, is in fact shit.

Thank you for opening my eyes.
gaf hates every popular game. :P There was a recent thread made on when Square lost their mojo, and 1/3 to 1/2 of the posters said with FFX. Can't take gaf opinions on games seriously anymore.
 
What a great post! I wish every post was this well thought out and pertained to the topic at hand.

Seriously this post speaks to me. Before I read this I thought FF7 was well liked game with one of the best turn based combat systems to date. But now thanks to this post I know the game is shit.

That's what Square will be revealing. Project Z is an hour long documentary about how Final Fantasy VII, which we all thought was a timeless classic, is in fact shit.

Thank you for opening my eyes.

gaf hates every popular game. :P There was a recent thread made on when Square lost their mojo, and 1/3 to 1/2 of the posters said with FFX. Can't take gaf opinions on games seriously anymore.

Hey it's just my opinion. I grew up in the NES and SNES FF era and FF7 left a really bad taste in my mouth. To release that garbage after FF6 was hard for me to take. In any case that's why I didn't really care about their troll for FF7 because to me, a remake or a release of the PC version made no difference to me because I couldn't give two shits about the game.

A release of CT and CC on PS4 even without any upgrades, on the other hand would be pretty great because I cant play them on PS4 as it is now and hopefully if enough people bought this hypothetical release, maybe they would see that a third game (technically 4th) in the series would be profitable.
 
What a great post! I wish every post was this well thought out and pertained to the topic at hand.

Seriously this post speaks to me. Before I read this I thought FF7 was well liked game with one of the best turn based combat systems to date. But now thanks to this post I know the game is shit.

That's what Square will be revealing. Project Z is an hour long documentary about how Final Fantasy VII, which we all thought was a timeless classic, is in fact shit.

Thank you for opening my eyes.

I recently had a discussion about FFVII in my podcast (shameless plug), and I realized that in the many years I've discussed this game online I have never once heard a legitimate reason for why someone didn't like the game.

The most you ever get is "this game sucks" or "this character is (insert one word trait here)". I've never heard any complaints that were actually worth listening to.

I'm starting to they don't exist. I even met someone who made a respectful case for why FFXIII was his favorite and FFVI was his least favorite.
 
gaf hates every popular game. :P There was a recent thread made on when Square lost their mojo, and 1/3 to 1/2 of the posters said with FFX. Can't take gaf opinions on games seriously anymore.

Yeah I was just being satirical, but I remember that thread. It's not gaf so much as it is a mindset. Opinions are fine, but it's clear many people are just contrarians. People who probably never even played the game (or whatever being discussed) and just hate it because it's popular or well liked. The best part is many don't realize that they're even doing it.
 
Hey I'll take this. If for no other reason than to give fans a chance to show their "enthusiasm" for the Chrono series so that maybe we'll get another game someday.

FF7 is different because FF7 is shit.

Opinions are nice, but this is just fucking bullshit. You're talking about my early teen years bro. Punch yourself in the face.

Anyway. I bet this is just a mobile game transfered to PS4.
 
Hey it's just my opinion. I grew up in the NES and SNES FF era and FF7 left a really bad taste in my mouth. To release that garbage after FF6 was hard for me to take. In any case that's why I didn't really care about their troll for FF7 because to me, a remake or a release of the PC version made no difference to me because I couldn't give two shits about the game.

A release of CT and CC on PS4 even without any upgrades, on the other hand would be pretty great because I cant play them on PS4 as it is now and hopefully if enough people bought this hypothetical release, maybe they would see that a third game (technically 4th) in the series would be profitable.

Yeah, but I wouldn't say this was the best time or place to say that.
 
gaf hates every popular game. :P There was a recent thread made on when Square lost their mojo, and 1/3 to 1/2 of the posters said with FFX. Can't take gaf opinions on games seriously anymore.

I'm one of them and I've felt that way about the game since day 1 2001. Sorry
not sorry.

But I'm wondering if people are going back to it and changing their minds about it. I can see a lot of English speakers having a problem with some things after getting used the WRPG boom.
 
Cloud is an emo who is just angsty

Tifa is a slut who is just eye candy

Barret is a Mr T stereotype

Yuffie stole my Materia so she's a bitch

Red XIII is the Lion King

Vincent is a vampire douche

Aerith
dies, which is hilarious

Sephiroth is an edgy edgelord

Cid is alright I guess

It's the same complaints people have used for over a decade. It's all meaningless trolling.

For that, I'm starting to think FFVII really is the most well-liked FF of all time, if no one can come up with a legitimate reason to hate it.
 
They just posted this screen at their twitter:

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いよいよ本日16:45-17:45、闘会議にてタイトル発表! スクエニブースは『ダイブキック』で幕開け
 
Lol. The scary thing is knowing Square Enix this is not that far from what could possibly happen. I think the trolls at SE are laughing at this thread and are just salivating at the possibility of disappointing gamers again.

I just wish they would just make the FF7 Remake and get it over with. If they don't want to do it themselves, license it and let someone else do it.
 
*Yoshinori Kitase and Takashi Tokita walk on stage*

Kitase: "You know they say dreams can come true. You know how much we have enjoyed partnering with Sony over the years, and the unyielding support of our fans has been a constant source of inspiration. As a result..."

*Chrono Trigger logo projects onto the screen behind*
*Crowd erupts in cheers*

Kitase: "...we have planned something quite special for all of you."

*Time's Scar starts to play*
*scenes from Chrono Trigger and Cross flash in the background*

Tokita: "Millions of gamers felt inspired when they fixed Lucca's mom's diisability. They experienced a true sense of awe when they saw Crono and friends briefly again in the sequel, witnessed Lavos terror."

*Crowd has seizures, ambulances are called*

Tokita: "So it is with great pride we announce... A NEW RELEASE OF CHRONO TRIGGER AND CHRONO CROSS PC AND PS4 RELEASE! We will even be upgrading one sprite from Chrono Trigger as a special gift to our fans. You can play in 1080p resolution, which will basically just mean the game is really small in the center of your screen but it will have a super huge border with super rad Akira Toriyama art!"

*Crowd commits seppuku*

hahahahah! If SE really did that, I would rank them as my favourite developer of all time! That'd just be too funny! :D
 
Guys, two of the pics use the same stalagmite asset...it's gonna be a cheat procedurally generated game I bet.

Uh those are stalactites not stalagmites first off... ;) To me that looks the the same picture taken at a slightly different angle. I don't think anyone's expecting something big, and that teaser might not have anything to do with the game itself for all we know.

Edit: I'd be happy if whatever it is has per-rendered backgrounds actually
 
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