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[soepje]

Tired and retired old man that has seen a lot. You bring wisdom to GAF but people lack the attention to your posts as every time they start reading your replies, they start to yawn.

Hahaha nice! It's almost the complete opposite

99% of my posts are no longer than 3 sentences tops so by the time people start to yawn they either skipped, or read my post already.

 

[Chopper]

I'm just not a people person. You try living a life where you're constantly being eaten and spat out by a dinosaur ridden by a fat plumber.

Spot on. Amazing.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Baseless speculation is the best kind of speculation.

I doubt anyone could get me from my avatar.

You like ship girls, have an outgoing personality, a quirky sense of humour, and has an affinity for cute things.

.

You like making yourself laugh and trying to make other laugh.

 

[Ingeniero]

You make out you'd love to see the world burn but in your heart you know you'd be the guy who dresses up as a woman to get off the titanic. The most original thing you've done got got flushed away about 45 minutes ago*

* Basing this soley off your Avatar and making massive stereotypical assumptions just for funs. No idea what you're like

:lol no even close, but nice try.

You are balding and like to hide the fact behind wearing make up. Big joker fan, but you suck at telling jokes, you now you hide your bitterness behind rude jokes. You like to dress old school and don't like attention which is ironic, because you are still a bald man wearing makeup.

Close, but no cigar.
I like The Joker and I do tell rude jokes sometimes but I don't dress old school, have lots of hair and never wear make up.

You're that guy who just quotes the Dark Knight and Breaking Bad all the time and your friends are starting to get sick of hearing that whole "I am the one who knocks" shit. You're also pretty edgy because you always route for the villains. You probably played Shadow the Hedgehog and liked it.

Amazing, very close. I don't quote TDK or BB around my friends because they don't understand english but I like those quotes a lot.
And yeah I kinda like the villains, when I was a kid I rooted for the Saiyans when they first invaded Earth.

 

[Menome]

Hahaha nice! It's almost the complete opposite

99% of my posts are no longer than 3 sentences tops so by the time people start to yawn they either skipped, or read my post already.

So that means you're an alert and currently-in-work young woman, with little life experience. You're GAF's resident simpleton and everybody pays close attention to what you say and start to laugh whilst doing so?

 

[John Kowalski]

alright gaffians, have at you!

 

[daydream]

Hit me with your best shot!

 

[Black-Wind]

I'm interested in how my avatar causes people to judge me.

You're a member of the Pika-ave bother/ sisterhood so I always find your post as something to atleast look at briefly.

(I'm in-between pika avas right now as you may realize)

 

[BGBW]

Hit me with your best shot!

You think this beat is non-stop.

 

[novenD]

alright gaffians, have at you!

There is a certain untarnished innocence about your person; your deepest wish is that all could be at peace with each other, including yourself.

You're quiet and shy, and you frequently minimize slights against yourself with a laugh; it's often all you can do not to cry.

 

[brau]

You like to read lots of manga. Read, discuss, and then harass people on GAF to read more manga. You believe its a lost art that should come back again. Manga is not only your passion, but your love. You have attempted to draw your own manga, only to find that you dislike your work with a great passion. This comes from your extensive knowledge of manga. Since you are not very good at it, you don't think too highly of yourself, so to distract yourself from reality, you decor your room with everything anime. Even those creepy pillows with a manga character on it.

brrrr.

You played Huniepop and enjoyed it. You also rated it on steam, and got the patch for the "steamy version".

Kinky + food + anime

Nintendo fanatic that gets excited for every amiibo that is released. You own every single one so far.

You are a pillar in your accapella group. The baritone singing brings joy to your heart. You used to like gregorian chants, but you think they should not come back.

You are one of the few people that like to justify really really close close ups of peoples faces in movies. You catalog and alphabetically order every single close up of stars that you have ever seen. You think his will catch on and you'll be ahead of the game. Your family tried to talk to you about your condition, but you called them crazy and moved out.

You tend to laugh at everything. Often so much, that it turns your stomach and you throw up a little bit. Making you laugh even more. Pretty cool guy. I would hang out with you.

Everytime someone posts the rick roll gif, you like to look up the song and dance to it. You are pretty layed back and would like to someday star in your own dancing gif.

 

[daydream]

You think this beat is non-stop.

you read me like an open book

 

[MrBadger]

You don't seem a very shy guy.

People show their true colours when they have a mask to hide behind

 

[Symphonia]

Spot on. Amazing.

Nailed it.

 

[Black-Wind]

Hit me with your best shot!

Was really hoping she would be in SSB4 as a pc for RH instead of the rumored 3 men team ...

So you, I like.
Seems like a chill person with decent enough musical taste.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

Alright, Gaf, have at me.

 

[John Kowalski]

Even those creepy pillows with a manga character on it.

i didn't think he would actually buy me the darn thing ;_;

 

[Menome]

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You played Huniepop and enjoyed it. You also rated it on steam, and got the patch for the "steamy version".

Afraid not. Heck, I can probably count the number of Visual Novels I've played on one hand.

Spoiler

Because the other one is busy.

 

[StayDead]

You like ship girls, have an outgoing personality, a quirky sense of humour, and has an affinity for cute things.

Right on three, but I'm certainly not outgoing.

 

[brau]

Afraid not. Heck, I can probably count the number of Visual Novels I've played on one hand.

Spoiler

Because the other one is busy.

HAHAH! you got me to laugh out loud!

 

[Piccoro]

Oh, this thread is good!
And I don't usually come into Off-Topic territory...

 

[Malo]

Do your worst gaf!

 

[Theonik]

What a novel thread.

 

[Daemul]

Judge people from their avatars? Wat.

 

[Yonafunu]

Do me, do me!

 

[Stahsky]

Do your worst gaf!

secretly loves soccer

What a novel thread.

probably has a large collection of psp games

Judge people from their avatars? Wat.

maybe a jerk but could also be hella cool

Do me, do me!

i cant see anything but a nose so i cant comment any further

 

[Vyroxis]

Judge people from their avatars? Wat.

You enjoy reading and talking about history, often wondering if you were meant to be born in a different century. You are probably an introvert of sorts, but still have many friends. You pay attention to politics, but tend to be apathetic towards it for the most part. Your clothes tend to shy a bit towards the conservative side, but you have a few outfits that break that mold.

 

[Snkfanatic]

Why not, this could be fun.

 

[AngryCanadian]

This seems like a fun idea for a thread, I'll throw my hat in the ring

 

[RockTurtle]

do me! platonically

 

[kmax]

Judge me, GAF

inb4 fan of Metal Gear Solid (which is totally true)

 

[Bleepey]

Do your worst.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This seems like a fun idea for a thread, I'll throw my hat in the ring

Are physically strong, but girls think you're creepy.

do me! platonically

Have issues controlling your emotions.

Judge me, GAF

inb4 fan of Metal Gear Solid (which is totally true)

Know what's up, repping the best Old Snake design that never got used. You do your research and don't accept what's given to you as the final answer.

Do your worst.

An openly communist pedophile.

 

[Drencrom]

People of The Neo, give me your best shot!

 

[Skiptastic]

It's cute mate, perfect for the 10~14 age range.

Well, thank you! (Too bad I'm 32. :/)

You're a lazy stoner who spends all his time watching Pokémon reruns.

Sigh, I wish. Stopped re-watching the old eps on Netflix a few months back, but nobody will ever have called me a stoner.

Positive person but a bit weird. Haven't had a real relationship and you sometimes wonder if you'll always live alone with cats, but then you think how much you love cats and don't care any more. Rarely play a game that wasn't conceptually generated pre 2000, when you do you just judge it harshly and claim games aren't as good as they used to be. You have friends but sometimes you wonder why*

*Basing this soley off your Avatar and making massive stereotypical assumptions just for funs. No idea what you're like

Why am I doing this? can't seem to stop :| i'm a judger!

You should continue! Other than the bold part, it is all wrong (though the thing about wondering why I have friends now makes me wonder lol). But if that is what my avatar says about me, I need to know!

You like pokemon and naps

I do like Pokemon but I do not like naps.

You're a member of the Pika-ave bother/ sisterhood so I always find your post as something to atleast look at briefly.

(I'm in-between pika avas right now as you may realize)

I do realize that. I miss your Pikachu avatars!

You like Pokemon. I'd guess you are a young, 18 to 20 years of age, male who is about to apply for uni or college. You are still unsure about what direction to take though.

Did i get it right :>?

You did not, other than liking Pokemon.

You are a laid back perv.

Probably the closest to the truth!

32, married, allergic so no pets, I like Pokemon but (other than Blue, Yellow and Pinball) have never really played any of the games, stopped watching the show so many years ago (but now I have re-runs on Netflix!).

This is a pretty fun game, though! Thanks to those who responded! I enjoyed it.

 

[Seductivpancakes]

Why not, this could be fun.

"senpai pls"

 

[Regiruler]

"senpai pls"

Anime fan, but sometimes the medium exhausts you.

 

[Skiptastic]

Probably around 30 years of age, grew up with a love of cartoons. Maybe a little insecure about how "manly" or "rugged" you are, but have learned to realize it's not the beard on the outside, but the beard on the inside that counts. Age and experience has brought that confidence to you, as you are pretty sure of yourself while still remembering what it was like to be insecure so you're not a braggart.

 

[brau]

Probably around 30 years of age, grew up with a love of cartoons. Maybe a little insecure about how "manly" or "rugged" you are, but have learned to realize it's not the beard on the outside, but the beard on the inside that counts. Age and experience has brought that confidence to you, as you are pretty sure of yourself while still remembering what it was like to be insecure so you're not a braggart.

Look at you.

Pretty good. I do love cartoons, and i am 31.

Tho. i can grow a beard

 

[hepburn3d]

You should continue! Other than the bold part, it is all wrong (though the thing about wondering why I have friends now makes me wonder lol). But if that is what my avatar says about me, I need to know!

Your avatar doesn't say any of that about you, I was being deliberately judgmental in the most cynical way I could. I can continue stereotyping you but it's probably not healthy for me my honest opinion of your avatar is that you chose a nice picture of a game I loved, which means I'd probably have something to talk to you about ... until you went all weird on me /jk

 

[Malo]

secretly loves soccer.

Nope. I don't like it at all.

 

[Skiptastic]

Look at you.

Pretty good. I do love cartoons, and i am 31.

Tho. i can grow a beard

I can't lol. I love that episode of Dexter's Lab, too, so it made it a bit easier to project what I know about me onto you.

Your avatar doesn't say any of that about you, I was being deliberately judgmental in the most cynical way I could. I can continue stereotyping you but it's probably not healthy for me my honest opinion of your avatar is that you chose a nice picture of a game I loved, which means I'd probably have something to talk to you about ... until you went all weird on me /jk

Well, it was still fun to hear the most cynical version of what my avatar says. Because honestly, most people's first reaction on the internet is to take something and be as cynical as possible so they can decide how much weight they can put towards that person's thoughts. There is so much on the internet that people need to instantly compartmentalize and judge so they don't get overwhelmed.

I like your avatar, btw. I never read Scott Pilgrim but I did really enjoy the movie and XBLA game (even though I could only get to level 2 :/) So I'm going to guess that you're nerdy, around 26 or 27, and trying to make it in the (confusing to me) world of true millennials (I'm a millennial but I'm an old millennial lol). You chose a picture of Scott with a cool coat on because he looks awesome and powerful and you wish you could look that awesome but don't necessarily think you do most of the time.

And I'll go all weird on you whenever I damn well please!

 

[PayOffWizard]

Do me, do me, do me!!!

 

[Akronis]

Just found this thread. Let's go GAF.

 

[Agremont]

Please judge me.

 

[AngryCanadian]

Are physically strong, but girls think you're creepy.

It's like you gazed into my soul.
Just realized I probably sound like a standoffish prick, that was a joke, and both you thoughts are accurate. It's not necessary creepy per say, I'm just social awkward as all hell and that leads to your assumption

 

[GrizzNKev]

Judge me kiddos

 

[afternoon delight]

Judge me kiddos

You're a disgruntled representation of a clockwork orange, and are prone to violence.

 

[BGBW]

Judge me kiddos

Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

 

[hepburn3d]

Well, it was still fun to hear the most cynical version of what my avatar says. Because honestly, most people's first reaction on the internet is to take something and be as cynical as possible so they can decide how much weight they can put towards that person's thoughts. There is so much on the internet that people need to instantly compartmentalize and judge so they don't get overwhelmed.

I like your avatar, btw. I never read Scott Pilgrim but I did really enjoy the movie and XBLA game (even though I could only get to level 2 :/) So I'm going to guess that you're nerdy, around 26 or 27, and trying to make it in the (confusing to me) world of true millennials (I'm a millennial but I'm an old millennial lol). You chose a picture of Scott with a cool coat on because he looks awesome and powerful and you wish you could look that awesome but don't necessarily think you do most of the time.

And I'll go all weird on you whenever I damn well please!

Yep, 27, nerdy, love Scott Pilgrim BUT I have no desire to change my powers or looks. I'm quite content with my powers and I can make it days before remembering to look in a mirror *glances at window reflection*