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Likes to masturbate to robot porn?

Considering that I drew my avatar myself, I find this extra-funny.

 

[Theonik]

Considering that I drew my avatar myself, I find this extra-funny.

I do not want to see you draw.

 

[Karl Hawk]

I do not want to see you draw.

Likes cute anime girls.

 

[realcZk]

Also likes cute anime girls.

likes any foreign girls that slightly resemble selena gomez

edit: also likes octopus balls

 

[PatDH]

likes any foreign girls that slightly resemble selena gomez

Is writing a new, modern bible. Also probably beats up homeless people.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

likes any foreign girls that slightly resemble selena gomez

edit: also likes octopus balls

Mind stuck in patriarchy

 

[Tawpgun]

likes any foreign girls that slightly resemble selena gomez

edit: also likes octopus balls

I JUST GOT MY FATEBRINGER ON SATURDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

[MrBadger]

I don't judge people by thier avatars, I'm not insane.

Likes Warioware and thinks Sonic 4 was good

 

[WrenchNinja]

Likes Warioware and thinks Sonic 4 was good

Is a bit of a shy...guy

 

[PAULINK]

I have avatars turned off so I demand a substitute game immediately or I will be telling the admin about this.

 

[Krejlooc]

I have avatars turned off so I demand a substitute game immediately or I will be telling the admin about this.

You look like boppo

 

[entremet]

You look like boppo

Sonic fan.

Nuff said ;P

 

[PseudoKirby]

Is a bit of a shy...guy

you like linkin park?

 

[Theonik]

You look like boppo

Needs to stop compressing his videos in the 90s.

 

[Valhelm]

Needs to stop compressing his videos in the 90s.

Sometimes people don't want to hang out with you because of your anime interest.

 

[Chuck]

Sometimes people don't want to hang out with you because of your anime interest.

you like good cartoons

 

[Grexeno]

Sometimes people don't want to hang out with you because of your anime interest.

Hates wildlife.

 

[mullet2000]

Hates wildlife.

You own (at minimum) five Amiibos.

 

[AzureSkies]

You own (at minimum) five Amiibos.

you like pizza

 

[Kilvin]

you like pizza

Enjoys the smell of his own farts.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

you like pizza

you smoke lots of weed

 

[Szu]

You like Nier, which is good

You're flashy.

 

[Krejlooc]

You're flashy.

you learned aikido from a white dude in an inner-city dojo.

 

[Mass Effect]

you learned aikido from a white dude in an inner-city dojo.

Classic Sonic fan (hopefully). You're cool with me.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

you like linkin park?

You think America is the greatest country on Earth.

 

[Corronchilejano]

You think America is the greatest country on Earth.

... you're a stereotypical republican?

Spoiler

and really like MGS?

 

[Wabba]

... you're a stereotypical republican?

Spoiler

and really like MGS?

The woman loves you!

 

[PanicFreak]

Is that Warren Haynes in your avatar? I'd venture a guess that you're a fan of guitar heavy music, if that's the case.

It's Dave Schools. And you are spot on

 

[Damerman]

The woman loves you!

you are superficial.

It's Dave Schools. And you are spot on

I'm assuming that this is a metal band member in your avatar, in which case we would probably have nothing in common besides video games.

EDIT: Just googled Dave Schools seems like i was wrong. At least this reinforces the idea that being presumptuous is never a good thing.

 

[Damerman]

. double post. sorry.

 

[forgeforsaken]

Just changed mine recently.

 

[Fevaweva]

Likes tofu and is anti-social.

Has a fetish for suave Asian people.

 

[DOWN]

Hey I got skipped

Has a fetish for suave Asian people.

Watches movies about people who like to read

 

[Turin]

Twilight Princess is in your top 3 Zelda games. You would unironically name your dog Fenrir, none of your family will care enough to remember the name right. You have a sarcastic sense of humor and most of your friends are MOSTLY intelligent.

Hah. Twilight Princess hadn't crossed my mind when I did it but it is probably in my top 10. That last thing could be applied to the majority of people.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Classic Sonic fan (hopefully). You're cool with me.

Nonbeliever

Hey I got skipped

Watches movies about people who like to read

Held back by lesser beings.

 

[PseudoKirby]

You think America is the greatest country on Earth.

wait what?

 

[Karl Hawk]

wait what?

A weird ass looking Kirby

 

[FZZ]

Good taste in music.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Good taste in music.

Pauses videogames to masturbate to the characters.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Good taste in music.

Classy.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Classy.

An evil, twisted genius

 

[Tesseract]

An evil, twisted genius

 

[Reaganomics]

Trickle-down economics is your waifu.

She likes it when I call her Nancy

 

[King Gilga]

Pauses videogames to masturbate to the characters.

Nerd president of the USA

 

[HUELEN10]

Likes Warioware and thinks Sonic 4 was good

I'll forgive you for the latter, but the former?

You best be trollin'

 

[tubster68]

Would bang 10/10?

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Nerd president of the USA

Mike Tyson president of the USA.

 

[Floridian]

Thread is still going, awesome.

 

[Dreamgazer]

Thread is still going, awesome.

Too happy about getting naked.

 

[FUME5]

Too happy about getting naked.

Constantly tortured by his dreams.