Recently learned that humans can't breathe in space due to the lack of air
Did not know what a hatchback car was.
Believed the United Kingdom's currency was Euros.
Believed that all of Europe drove on the left side of the road.
Until recently, Dan did not know of the existence, or purpose, of a Car Title and Car Registration despite owning a car since he was a teenager. This caused him great turmoil when he recently visited the DMV.
Did not drive on the highway until he was 25.
Despite having a minor degree in History, he was not aware of the multiple theatres of engagement in Africa during World War II. The East African Campaign (June 1940 to November 1941) and the North African Campaign (June 1940 to May 1943), for example.
Once braved a bathroom inferno. He was "saved" by a random man who "put the fire out with his dick."
Signed up to dating site as a female to prank men into meeting him on a bridge wearing the same color at the same time.
Broke his television as a child spraying it with a super soaker because he didn't like "the fat guy from Whose Line is it Anyway?"
Owns a Ribera Jacket.
Until he was 25, Dan had never tasted ketchup, mustard, onions, pickles, sour cream, relish, salad, or salad dressing.
Maintains that he has never consumed mayonnaise.
Briefly held the Guinness World Record (along with three other Game Informer editors) for "Longest Fighting Game Marathon." They played Super Smash Bros. Brawl for 30 straight hours.
Dan was face scanned, and appears as a NPC in both LA Noire and InFamous: Second Son.
Over the weekend of August 6-7, 2011, Dan set the Guinness World Record for "Longest Mario Marathon." He played the following games for 50 straight hours: Super Mario 64 (completed all 120 stars for the first time in his life), beat Super Mario World, beat Super Mario RPG, and played some of Dr. Mario, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2, Mario Kart 64, and Mario Party.
Dan hates Jose Canseco.
Dan ruined his eyesight as a kid by, for some reason, wearing glasses without needing glasses. He now can't see without glasses.
Dan believed that "egg whites" were egg shells due to their color and tried to cook just the shells in a pan. When nothing happened, he called his mother for advice and was told egg whites were not, in fact, egg shells.
Dan believes Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a far superior movie in comparison to The Terminator.
Dan has never drunk tea.
He's a failed musician.
Has referred to acclaimed director Hayao Miyazaki as "Japanese Colonel Sanders" multiple times.
Once mixed up a hyena for a cheetah confusing and exciting co-workers about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Thought that figs were actually made of sticks and wondered why people ate them.
Made friends with a person who was associated with the Russian Mafia. He gave Dan a ride home from the bar.
He has never been stung by a bee or punched in the face. However, he did punch a bully in the face as a child.
Dan is a superkick savant.
Dan has never seen a plum.
Dan only knows that lemons grow on trees because of that Simpson's episode.
He and his grandfather both have three nipples.
Dan would sooner enter a black hole than get into a hot air balloon.
Claims to have never eaten yogurt.
As of 10/24/2014 he has not seen Torque.
He does not sweat, except when wearing an Oculus Rift.
Has never had mushrooms.