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[threetri333]

That someone purposely tried to punch you. What would you do in response?

 

[RustedPieces]

Punch them.

 

[Yaboosh]

Punch them.

You would punch a ninety year old woman with Alzheimers and a bad hip because she swung on you? Jesus. I know Granny has a temper, but she is old.

 

[The Faceless Master]

depends on the situation.

do i know them?

are they a cop?

can they kick my ass?

am i at work?

etc...

 

[Fracas]

Stop them and say "what the hell"

 

[Welfare]

Disarm them.

But seriously I'd ask "What the fuck was that for?"

 

[webkatt]

Go home threetri333!, you're drunk!


And this should be your response, ALWAYS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g-478QGV9pc#t=26

 

[Currygan]

grab his/her fist in mid air and twist his/her arm. I don't give a rats if its some old ass woman, child or dog, that's my response

 

[SwiftDeath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9tKCp4nKiY

 

[brianjones]

i would kick there ASS!

 

[InfiniteBento]

Restrain them, if possible.

If not, fuck them up.

 

[Lazulic]

*unsheathes katana* u made a big mistake bucko,,,

 

[Bubbavelli]

You would punch a ninety year old woman with Alzheimers and a bad hip because she swung on you? Jesus. I know Granny has a temper, but she is old.

Especially her

 

[Chromax]

Sue them



for 100 billion

 

[ffdgh]

Walk away.

 

[Wowfunhappy]

Run away. Doesn't matter the context.

The one exception I can think of is if it was a child, whom I was responsible for.

 

[way more]

Call the police and tell them I will pay for hir therapy to become a rehabilitated person.

 

[J10]

I would make a thread on NeoGAF about it and pretend the situation is hypothetical.

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

Dempsey Roll.

 

[nailbombxx]

flail my arms wildly in their general direction

 

[frontovik]

depends on the situation.

do i know them?

are they a cop?

can they kick my ass?

am i at work?

etc...

This. It all depends on the situation.

 

[Poyunch]

Make a thread about it on GAF.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Did someone try to punch you op?

 

[Frecklestein]

 

[Floridian]

I'd probably get shot.

 

[Sol..]

boom the left elbow! bing the right straight!

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I would make a thread on NeoGAF about it and pretend the situation is hypothetical.

Make a thread about it on GAF.

Lol


That doesn't happen when you're older unless the person is drunk.

Edit: really depends on why they took a swing.

 

[injurai]

tickle them until the devil comes out of them

 

[braves01]

Respond: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

 

[Dominic_Shade]

Dodge, and if it looks like the person is going to keep swinging, run. Otherwise, I'd try to defuse the situation with words.

 

[fader]

Make a thread about it on GAF.

I died

 

[Parakeetman]

Make a thread about it on GAF.

The only right answer.

 

[highrider]

Restrain them, if possible.

If not, fuck them up.

.

 

[Vorheez]

beat their ass

 

[Troubled Bat]

Take them out to dinner.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I dunno. Hard to say, I've never been a remotely similar situation. But, probably back off, trying and cool down the situation. I dunno. I don't think I'd try to fight back, in no small part because I know how ineffective I'd be at that.

 

[Dante316]

I was punched once and just took it. Saw the numbers, 5 and just me. 1 punch and they left. If I had fought back, would've been in the hospital lol.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Bite their penis off

 

[Parakeetman]

Take them out to dinner.

 

[frontovik]

Bite their penis off

What if the aggressor is female?

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Parry followed by Super Atomic Buster.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What if the aggressor is female?

Bite the vergina

 

[Jackie Chiles]

Bite their penis off

Gata pls

 

[>:)]

I would take it...then get right back up and stare at them like this

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No words, no actions just

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Yeah he might punch again among other things, but each and everytime I will get in his face with

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Until he gets so unnerved about the whole thing, that he simply walks/runs away when he realizes what he's dealing with

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[Disgraced]

Fetal position.

 

[way more]

Do this to them

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Unfortunately my first impulse in any physical confrontation is to grab someones throat and squeeze.

The sound of someone's head hitting the concrete made me nauseous. Ever since then I try to avoid physical confrontations at all costs.

But if someone is attacking me I'm going to defend my gift of life.

 

[SliceSabre]

*unsheathes katana*

*teleports behind you* nothin' personal kid but... you're a thousand years too young to challenge me.

*cuts you in half with one swing*

Is what I imagine I would do in my head. In reality I'm probably attempt to dodge and go for a leg sweep.

 

[DrSlek]

Probably wonder why I've just been punched. Maybe laugh a little bit. Perform some arm trapping if it's attempted again.

 

[Foxyone]

Try to dodge, then jump backwards to put a bit of distance between us, then try to talk it over like reasonable people. If they go for another punch though, I'm going straight for the eyes, adam's apple, or nads.