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[freenudemacusers]

http://how-old.net

ok gaf, time to get an objective computer analysis of not only how old you appear, but what gender you appear to be as well. Offer your mortal human pigflesh up for judgement by a cold machine who feels in only ones and zeroes:

while I have been overaged by 3* years, at least they got the male part right. I was worried about that.

Post your results.

*ok 2.5 years

 

[Subpar Spatula]

I got 40 and I'm 25.

Fuck your website OP, I hope it has the digital version of a rectal Ragnarok.

Wrong gender too.

 

[Cyan]

Wow, fail.

 

[AlexMeloche]

I'm a young looking 24 y/o guy, people think I'm 19-20 most of the time. It says I look 33 y/o. :/

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I'm 20 and apparently look 33

 

[freenudemacusers]

pictures, people. post themmmm

Wow, fail.

you're being negged by a computer. are you gonna just let that happen?

 

[Necromanti]

I'm literally something different with each picture, apparently, ranging from a 22 year old female to a 43 year old male.

 

[Makai]

Damn, it got it perfect for me.

 

[DOWN]

r u kidding me

 

[SteveWinwood]

it said i was a 7 year old boy

so it pretty much nailed it

 

[HeartlessNobody213]

I'm only 21 so take it with a grain of salt, but I'm 6'0, have a slight beard and goatee. About two weeks ago, a guy came to my house who couldn't be but at most 3 years older me asking if he and his fellow students could use my house for filming.

After telling him no, he asked if my parents were home.

 

[Zombine]

This ruined my day. I'm 25 and everyone says I look young for 25, and every pic I take this app makes me older. My lowest was like 32, and my oldest was 40.

 

[spindashing]

25, says I look 40 which could be true because #BlackDontCrack.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

r u kidding me

I laughed hardheartedly.

 

[Infinite]

It wont detect my face. I'm too black

 

[freenudemacusers]

It wont detect my face. I'm too black

invert the picture and try again

 

[bms2993]

It wont detect my face. I'm too black

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

23. I'm 18. Eh.

 

[Cyan]

It wont detect my face. I'm too black

Makes sense, this is Microsoft.

 

[Timeaisis]

Says in 32. I'm 27.

 

[Fou-Lu]

Says 27, I'm 23. Gets gender right which isn't surprising.

 

[Wubby]

Haha it got one picture exactly right but another said I was a 13 y/o... I'm going to stop on that.

 

[FUME5]

It reckons I look like I'm 40.

 

[Falcs]

Makes sense, this is Microsoft.

 

[victreeb3l]

Why is this blowing up everywhere? I just dont get it. My Twitter and Facebook is full of these things.

 

[Sou Da]

 

[King Tubby]

Welp, time to wipe that hard drive.

 

[bloodforge]

I tried a bunch of pictures of people and most were way off. Got gender correct on all of them though.

 

[Axelhortsemchi]

I also got 34.

I'm 24

I blame stupid low quality phone pictures.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

I'm 29. Says I look 46.

 

[trifelife]

Older by nine years, and now some genome soldier is going to have my face. Thanks, Microsoft.

 

[Lijik]

Pic with facial hair says 27, pic without says 23
im 24.

 

[Squishy3]

It says I'm 53. I'm most certainly not 53.

I'm also 3 years younger than I currently am in the picture that I did use.

 

[Surface of Me]

Got 27 and 40 with two different pics.


I'm 22

 

[Onironauta]

I got 19, it guessed right
but actually i look like i'm in my early teens :/

 

[Kev Kev]

28 year old male, and I look like I'm 18.

 

[……forgetit]

Welp, that age is pretty far off.

 

[Zimmy64]

I'm 20 and I got 26. My younger brother is 16 and got 23.

 

[PsychBat!]

I got 47. I'm 23.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

35 year old woman
I used a pic from when I was 18

 

[Rival]

Ok I'm 34. Hairs a little thinning but not old looking. Mine said 72. Fail.

 

[Dany]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Panthalassic]

Most recent pic I have on my computer guessed 32 and one from last year guessed 7.

Okay.

 

[King Tubby]

That's just mean.

 

[Zombine]

Basically we all look old as fuck. Thanks, sun.

 

[Ishida]

Got 34 from a picture where I was 25.

 

[Blargonaut]

22/M

Tried 1 photo smiling and 1 photo not, 26/M and 29/M respectively

Looks like it's time to moe myself~

 

[Raptor]

Motherfucker says Im 40 and Im 35 god damn!

 

[Alcoremortis]

My first pic said I was 37, my second said 26. I'm 25.

It also said my mom was 37 when she's actually 58, but I think she'd be super happy to hear that.

So... there's a fairly wide margin of error.

 

[StylesClash]

My wife will be glad to know that it says every picture of her is younger.