Study: Some beards often contain as much poop bacteria as toilets

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Did they test whether it was bird poop bacteria or human poop bacteria?

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Further proof that most people are disgusting. Close the goddamn toilet lid before you flush; wash your goddamn hands afterwards no matter how clean they feel; and wash every part of your goddamn body with soap.

Fortunately, since we're not all dying of dysentery, our inmune systems are clearly strong enough to cope with all the feces the ignorant majority of dirty people seem to spread everywhere.
 
Aske said:
Further proof that most people are disgusting. Close the goddamn toilet lid before you flush; wash your goddamn hands afterwards no matter how clean they feel; and wash every part of your goddamn body with soap.

Fortunately, since we're not all dying of dysentery, our inmune systems are clearly strong enough to cope with all the feces the ignorant majority of dirty people seem to spread everywhere.
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Let me introduce you to the hygiene hypothesis of disease

Over cleanliness might be just as problematic.
 
Most toilets are cleaned regularly so it seems like a weird comparison to make. Usually it's the other stuff in bathrooms that's not cleaned on a recurring schedule that has the extra poop bacteria or whatever. I'd have to imagine that your normal head hair probably has the same issue too, people touch it just as much.
 
fucking research this research that

don't grow a beard you have shit on your face
don't drink milk or eat meat it's somehow bad for your health
don't go outside the sun will give you cancer
don't stay inside the house it's the most likely place for an accident to occur

lets just fucking kill ourselves i'm afraid to do anything at this point according to all this research writing this point has a 99% chance to get my killed
 
Poopster is the new hipster.
Feeling charismatic and manly is probably more important than hygiene for these people. So i doubt a single beard will be lost because of this.
 
Brawndo Addict said:
Most toilets are cleaned regularly so it seems like a weird comparison to make. Usually it's the other stuff in bathrooms that's not cleaned on a recurring schedule that has the extra poop bacteria or whatever. I'd have to imagine that your normal head hair probably has the same issue too, people touch it just as much.
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Sounds like a more accurate headline would be "Beards even more disgusting than toilet seats." If you've ever had to see a person with a beard eat soup, then yeah, it's self evident.

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Guh.
 
DizzyCaffeine said:
No, I wash, but I still don't have shit on my hands. Do you?
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1.) Good, you should.

2.) Not enough to see, but there are fecal particles all over in bathrooms.

MilkyJoe said:
When I read his post I too was like for fuck sake, please don't let this be a thing...

In fact I want to see responses from these stink palming dirt bags.
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There was a major thread a few weeks back where a lot of people defended it. I dunno how to find it sadly.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
My beard is luscious and clean and smells vaguely of vanilla.

YOUR STUDY IS INVALID, SCIENCE
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Then you, good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

It's not that beards aren't hot as fuck and awaken the sexual beast of all who gaze upon them. It's that so many guys who are growing beards these days don't realize that, for good hygiene, beards require proper grooming and cleaning just like every other part of the body.
 
Lamel said:
Oh boy, please don't tell me the people who defend not washing hands after shitting are gonna show up in this thread...
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MilkyJoe said:
When I read his post I too was like for fuck sake, please don't let this be a thing...

In fact I want to see responses from these stink palming dirt bags.
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Lamel said:
There was a major thread a few weeks back where a lot of people defended it. I dunno how to find it sadly.
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It happens fairly often here.

In one we even had someone who went over to the sink and pretended to wash their hands, because they didn't want to be judged for not doing it, but they actually wanted to let their hands remain unwashed.
 
Tesseract said:
you're breathing in atoms from every person's poop ever right now
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The entire reason I grew my beard was to function as a filter to keep out rogue poop particulates. I am actually thrilled to hear my own poop is mixed in, they are the battalion at the ramparts of the castle that is my hair mask.
 
so eating ass will eventually destroy the hipsters.

edit: beaten.
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
If beards are that bad I dread to think about the beard in your butt with dingleberries and all that.

Shaving inside your butt is difficult if your butt is big, but its also kinda weird if you shave the butt cheeks if you have hair legs, because then it looks like you got fur leggings on if you got hairy legs, so you kinda have to allow for some hair on the butt cheeks, but inside the butt.. in the eye of sauron? I bet there are more bacteria in there than in a komodo dragons saliva.
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Your rambling musings are always nice to read.
 
I blame this on the popularity of beards coupled with the booty eating renaissance.

terrisus said:
It happens fairly often here.

In one we even had someone who went over to the sink and pretended to wash their hands, because they didn't want to be judged for not doing it, but they actually wanted to let their hands remain unwashed.
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If you're at the sink and pretending to wash your hands, why not actually wash your hands? Either they truly do not want clean hands or they are afraid of water.
 
So whats the difference between facial hair and head-hair? do these centimeters matter in the poopometer? IF there is such an amount of poop in beards, there should be the same in normal hair.

So these guys that are combing their hair every time they got out of the toilet should have poop levels through the roof!

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vikki said:
If you're at the sink and pretending to wash your hands, why not actually wash your hands? Either they truly do not want clean hands or they are afraid of water.
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You'll have to ask the person who posted that :þ

Unfortunately, I forgot who it was >.>
 
mac said:
Sounds like a more accurate headline would be "Beards even more disgusting than toilet seats." If you've ever had to see a person with a beard eat soup, then yeah, it's self evident.

elderly-man-with-long-beard-eating-with-chinese-soup-spoon-ANFEJG.jpg


Guh.
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Yep, eating soup or cereal with milk is just nasty
 
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