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[Ethelwulf]

If a game is announced it shall be finished in no more than 2 years. Otherwise it's free.

 

[djplaeskool]

Command Sega and Camelot to reconcile their issues.
Demand a traditional Shining Force game.

 

[Skilletor]

All story must be told through gameplay, not cutscenes.

 

[itchyass86]

I decree that The Last Guardian, Silent Hills, Half Life 3, and the Final Fantasy VII/VIII/IX remakes arrive tomorrow. On the Neo Geo Pocket.

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Jokes. Could be any platform(s).

And then I'll watch the Internet implode.

 

[OCD Guy]

14 day return policy on digital games (no restrictions)

No more paid dlc and micro transactions

Games which are released broken are removed from sale forever

No sequels or annual franchises allowed

People who camp in first person shooters get banned

People who hurl abuse, play loud music etc down their mic on online games get banned

People who glitch in games get banned

 

[RankFTW]

All DLC must be on the disc.

 

[ZangBa]

DSP is now the exclusive provider of all video game footage and commentary.

 

[Puaru1]

All Amiibo scalpers are to be publicly executed.

 

[forest]

Ban 60 fps, only 30 fps is allowed.


Also, we will recommence production of new and old SNES and N64 games!

 

[Dusk Golem]

Make a council of funding judgers, assign a seat based on type of game and expand when a new type of game is introduced. I'll be one of the people who seat horror games, and judge game pitch ideas in need of funding of the genre, and give it pass or no pass to receive the funding it is asking for based on the idea. It shall be paid for out of peasant gamers taxes, but in return the overall prices of these games funded through the council will decrease. If Kickstarter or self-funded or funded by someone else, they may set whatever price they will and think will be marketable.

 

[Indrik]

So imagine that you're under the delusion that you are the "emperor of videogames", meaning that you can decree any law related in a meaningful way to videogames.

What law would you decree?

So the fantasy is that we are under a delusion and not actually the "Emperor of VideoGames"? Meaning our decree wouldn't even happen in our fantasy

 

[SargerusBR]

Every game in every platform

 

[jerry1594]

Take all of Sony's PS4 money, coerce all the old people from Sega to get back together and make Dreamcast 2.

 

[CanUKlehead]

Nintendo's franchises can only appear on mobile.

We flip a coin bw Xbox and PS and winner ushers in the one console future.

Bringing back Games for Windows.

For my further amusement, Steam shuts down for a week w no notice and no one can access their games. No explanation is given and I play my fiddle as everyone tries to figure it out.

Pick one; I feel they're all kind of insane.

 

[Juanfp]

Make all the Sony exclusive to MS and all MS exclusive to Sony. Then I will start a real console war, making all the people that have a psn or a xbox live account fight each other.

 

[wiibomb]

Burn all mobile-smartphone videogames and never... neeever make another one

 

[SeanTSC]

Someone's making me a new god damned Skies of Arcadia style game and it will be the most glorious thing ever produced.

And then you're making every single episode of Xenogears.

 

[gingerbeardman]

60fps is mandatory

 

[Bass260]

All Amiibo scalpers are to be publicly executed.

 

[iMax]

Release this, pour a pint and watch the internet burn from my armchair.

 

[Dr. Kaos]

So the fantasy is that we are under a delusion and not actually the "Emperor of VideoGames"? Meaning our decree wouldn't even happen in our fantasy

Harsh, I know, but necessary in these times with the economy the way it is.

 

[Ethelwulf]

This thread can go places...

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

1 million years dungeon for every in-game pre-order bonus.

 

[MrBadger]

Everyone has to watch the entire Ctrl-Alt-Del Animated Series before they may continue playing games

Failure to do so will result in death via strangle

All Amiibo scalpers are to be publicly executed.

Rosalinas and Dededes for all!

 

[Cameron122]

Changed my mind


Replacing CEO of Konami with a horse

 

[Rival]

Designing a game where climbing a tower to unlock an area in an open world game will result in a ten year suspension from developing games for Ubiso....I mean the offending developer.

 

[BosSin]

Release this, pour a pint and watch the internet burn from my armchair.

Is that helghast supposed to be combine?

 

[Eusis]

Ban 60 fps, only 30 fps is allowed.


Also, we will recommence production of new and old SNES and N64 games!

Will the SNES games be 30 fps too?

This could turn out amazing to watch unfold.

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Doubly so if you also ban under 30 fps and have a similar effect on the N64 library.

Release this, pour a pint and watch the internet burn from my armchair.

So does the eC rating mean the game will be eviscerated content wise... or the opposite happens, in that the game not only is out uncut but all children are mandated to play it?

 

[AgentLampshade]

Any and all DLC must be personally approved by me unless free to all users of all platforms for ever.

My second order would be to build me a full sized Anor Londo and just chill there forever.

 

[Puru]

Mobile is now the only device where playing video game is allowed and using physical input is punished by death.
I just want to watch the world burn.

 

[rjc571]

Video games running at <60 fps would be made illegal.

 

[thewhitehawk]

I abolish all anti-consumer publisher practices. If it harms consumers, it's not allowed.

Then again, if I were insane I'd probably order something much sillier like.... all jRPG protagonists must feature a chibi character design.

 

[DXLelouch153]

all DLC must be an expansion otherwise you will be paraded infront of everyone at E3 and be whipped by the crowd
Konami has to give Kojima and everyone else their IPs under penalty of death
playing Witcher 3 will be required by law
Activision has to give back Spyro and Crash to Sony
All PC games have to had modtools by law
Anyone dares to release another sports game gets stomped in the nuts
Free Titan X fueled PCs for everyone

 

[Goldenroad]

Everybody gets one of every console ever, a high end gaming PC and a copy of every game ever made, and no one is allowed to be a platform fanboy/snob anymore.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Downgrades punishable by flogging.

Flogging punishable by downgrade.

Everybody gets one of every console ever, a high end gaming PC and a copy of every game ever made, and no one is allowed to be a platform fanboy/snob anymore.

I vote for this guy.

 

[Earthpainting]

All secondary characters in video games shall henceforth be exclusively played by Healslimes. Said slimes may don various hats, but they will not be mandated to use any head-hear if they choose not to.

 

[Molemitts]

Annual releases are banned.

All story must be told through gameplay, not cutscenes.

I'm tempted to say this but I have a feeling we'd be losing a lot of games. Cutscenes can be used minimalistically, obviously.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I will demand all PC games in the genres I like to be developed and optimized with my precise PC specs in mind. That will change accordingly as I upgrade my stuff.

 

[Ethelwulf]

If a developer lies about the graphic fidelity of a game, the game is free. And GAF decides what is a lie and what is not...

 

[User 73706]

Affirmative action for protags and NPCs. Basically, Dragon Age: Inquisition the shit out of character representation in gaming.

Also, gamergators have to spend three hours in the ball pit.

 

[iMax]

So does the eC rating mean the game will be eviscerated content wise... or the opposite happens, in that the game not only is out uncut but all children are mandated to play it?

The former. It's essentially a WonderBook.

 

[Stike]

If a developer lies about the graphic fidelity of a game, the game is free.

Hear hear!!

 

[HiddenWings]

Ban escort missions

This would be my first decree.

 

[Hecatonchires Custom]

Destroy all waifus

 

[farmerboy]

Begone, smartphones! Off with King's head!

The scourge that is mobile and all it entails, f2p, IAPs, will be crusaded against and wiped from the earth.

Those claiming that mobile devices will be as powerful as stand alone consoles in a generation or two will be branded heretics, left to wander their self created wasteland of .99c clones.

The abomination known as the 1st day patch will be outlawed.

The glorious return of the arcades, where worship of the true god - the Naomi Board, continues uninterrupted for millennia.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Every gen has a Vice City and Vice City Stories remake

 

[Rival]

Gilbert Gottfried is now the exclusive voice actor for Nathan Drake, Batman, all jpg protagonists, and Mario.

 

[Barry Burton]

Link has to talk.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Also, gamergators have to spend three hours in the ball pit.

For some reason I am picturing this as a pit filled with human testicles.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Pre-order bonuses and any form of paid shortcuts must die in a fire.