You're insane and believe you're "The Emperor of Videogames". What's your 1st decree?

My Decree would be that it is now Mandatory for all my Subjects to gift one game each month to their Ruler as Taxes.


Failure to comply will result in 100 lashes of the whip .
 
No DLC until at least three to six months after launch. Games that give the most value for money out of the gate will survive long-term, survival of the fittest baby!
 
every console/handheld in existence should have an F-Zero game available in every region and with the best team available.

i will put my title on the line for that to be reality!
 
From this day forward, all original video game IPs will revert ownership to their original creators instead of publishers.
 
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All retro games (at least 2 gens behind) must be made available once again through digital distribution, running at least as well as they had on their original consoles with as clear an image as possible. They must be priced appropriately, with $15 being the absolute maximum.

Retro game stores which mark up prices 20-50% over the online asking price will be immediately shut down and their stock redistributed to those more considerate of their customers. Attempting to sell a complete boxed copy of Earthbound for $500 is a crime punishable by execution.
 
Another decree: No more yearly sequels with checklist game design ala ASSASSIN'S CREED and CALL OF DUTY.

Developers must now take their time and release games that aren't just filler for their banks, with a minimum of two years between releases. Also, EXP and unlockables in FPS is dead. Pure skill vs. Pure skill for the future.
 
-Internet connected games/systems are verboten.
-All games must come on a cartridge.
-All games must use buttons.
-Possession, distribution, or creation of cell phone games is punishable by death.

And all creatures shall make merry
under penalty of death
at the new utopia that I bring them.

Puru said:
Mobile is now the only device where playing video game is allowed and using physical input is punished by death.
I just want to watch the world burn.
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Oh, and Puru is to "disappear." Permanently.
 
Spider-man must be the protagonist in every video game. Just think about it your favorite game would be better if it had Spider-man.
 
All games that do not solely consist of QTEs are hereby banned. Anyone caught playing a game without QTEs will be hung, drawn and quartered.
 
All games are now Mario Galaxy. Mario Galaxy is now Ocarina of Time. Shenmue 3, Half-Life 3, and Mega Man Legends 3 are all to be developed as a giant crossover effort titled Thr333's Company.
 
All game characters must now be furries. The only instance where non-furry game characters are allowed is if they have sexual relations with a furry.
 
More Phoenix Wright crossovers. Phoenix Wright vs. Metal Gear Solid. Phoenix Wright vs. Danganronpa. Phoenix Wright vs. Nintendogs. Phoenix Wright vs. Resident Evil.

Nightmare452 said:
I would destroy any mention of any console war. Comparisons are fair, but this ideology by some that x system is better than another and the internet reactions to parrity debates, etc, is exhausting. Can't we all get along.
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Second decree is I banish you to the gulags.
 
All anime titty games must flash on the screen "No really, I play this game for the gameplay" in comic sans every 5 seconds.
 
Because I am insane and have complete control of the industry.

My second decree is that games are banned on all devices that lack at least a D-Pad and 2 face buttons. Punishment is a hefty fine which directly goes to fund true gaming devices.

My third decree is that every game must run at glorious 60FPS.
 
Investigate every UBI claim and increase their tax by a percent every time they bullshot or reveal teaser trailer that isn't made into the final game.
 
All mobile, app and touch games banned henceforth, and existing titles to be thrown into Gehenna.
 
1. All games will now run only on Linux. Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo will only make PC form factors and controllers.

2. Yoshinori Kitase, Hironobu Sakaguchi, Akira Toriyama, Masato Kato, Yuji Hori, Yasunori Mitsuda and Nobuo Uematsu will be forced to make another game together. It WILL be great.

3. I, too, don't believe in free to play. For years I paid extra to stay away from that sort of stuff, but someone comes along saying, I've got cheats where if you put up a three to four dollar investment, you can cut 20 to 30 minutes in grinding, then there is no way to resist it. I want to keep it respectable. I don't want it near schools. I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we'd keep the traffic to the casuals - they're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
 
I would become the creative director on every game I saw fit and make changes like a mad man... followed by these decrees:

Hand Sonic IP to Nintendo EAD.

Resident Evil reboot in the hands of ND.

Bioware returns to make an action RPG KOTOR 3.

Bravely Default team forced to do Super Mario RPG 2.
 
Dismantle EA.

Set up massive game research and education foundation using the funds from selling the corpse of EA to the highest bidder.

Execute all game devs who produce anything too dumb, derivative non-engaging games according to my personal taste in games.

Also, anything from Japan that GAF likes will be destroyed once a week on live TV.
 
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