Shocking News. Adams Sandlers newest film (Pixels) sucks.

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MMarston

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Wait, Chris Columbus is directing this?


I mean, I haven't seen all his filmography but this looks like the least-Columbusy thing he's done.
 

Ridley327

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Wait, Chris Columbus is directing this?


I mean, I haven't seen all his filmography but this looks like the least-Columbusy thing he's done.

A broad family-friendly blockbuster made in the most bland manner is, in fact, the sum of Chris Columbus' directorial career. He's not well equipped to handle the evil comedy handicap that involving Sandler in any creative manner puts on a project.
 

Circinus

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So you're the reason these movies make money.....

Granted, I was exeggerating a bit.

Guardians of the Galaxy, Winter Soldier, Iron Man are pretty good (haven't seen And-Man yet), but the rest of MCU is a mixed bag and yet constantly gets 50-page hype threads on GAF and what not.


And, no, I definitely won't watch Pixels in cinema and I'm not a fan of most American comedy movies at all, but I think Pixels still looks like a dumb popcorn movie that might be fun to watch on a saturday evening if you've got nothing better to do and don't want to do something that requires a lot cerebral activity.
 
I kinda feel we should ease off Adam Sandler. I mean, I know he has a bunch of money and he plays the part of "haha, we're just having fun with our friends in Hawaii" guy pretty well, but he's gotta be dead on the inside at this point. Piling on now just seems cruel, and might lead him to depression, if he's not there already, or worse.
 

ReAxion

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I guess I'll spoiler this to be nice but I hope nobody truly gives a shit:

The warrior woman is
literally a trophy.
 
Yeah my mother in law thought I'd love it. Then when she showed me the trailer I slapped her across her face and told the old bitch to not come near me or my family ever again
in my mind
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Hex

Banned
Why is Peter Dinklage taking these stupid roles, is my question.

First it was Knights of Badassdom or whatever and now this...

Do NOT besmirch the Knights of Badassdom.
(Actually that movie got killed by forced edits and people interfereing )
 

Jams775

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That trailer looked alright. I'd probably rent this at some point or better yet if it went straight to Netflix.
 

JordanN

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"Yo dude. Hook up the PS4. It will be rad!"
Ghostbusters did it.

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Well you know. Adam Sandler and Kevin James. They're enough by themselves to suck every last bit of comedy out of a movie by themselves. Stick them together and you're going to regret it :/
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
Sandler's own reaction in the trailer seems to sum up critic reactions to this movie.

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I'm so used to critically panned Adam Sandler movies making tons of money that it honestly doesn't bother me anymore. He does what he wants and people pay him for it. Good for him.
 

SirCheese

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And yet, in every movie I see in theaters, when the trailer plays the theater is uproariously laughing throughout it.

This will make bank.

My wife when she saw the trailer: "It looks like fun.". Oh God, please don't drag me to the theater to watch it.
 
As long as the movie-going public continues to fund these paid vacations for Sandler and he's buddies (and that basically what Sandler film production is these days), he'll keep churning out trash.

The people deserve no better than what they pay for.
 
When I first saw the trailer I thought it could be interesting: aliens mistake classic video games as an act of war and attack Earth.

Then Adam Sandler appeared.

Hype deflated.
 
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