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[MudoSkills]

http://www.engadget.com/2015/07/09/pornhub-twerking-butt/

The new pinnacle of human achievement.

Video here.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

First think that randomly came to mind was futuramas malfunctioning coffee machine.

 

[Slayven]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

 

[Unbounded]

And then the worldwide birthrate plummeted.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

If it can move like this, it's worth all of that $999 price tag.

"Oh, and the answer to the question that you're all desperate to ask is: Yes, there is an anal cavity for you to insert yourself inside. We just couldn't think of a clear enough euphemism to just casually slip that in."

All I needed to know. Pre-ordered.

 

[Bronetta]

 

[Bloodrage]

Just saw the video. Who needs girls when you have this. No heart break, no drama, just sex. Definitely buying.

 

[v1lla21]

I'd buy this if I were a Gaf member

 

[woolley]

That's the worst twerking I've seen since Miley Cyrus.

 

[Pastry]

Already been done

http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

 

[raindoc]

Can't wait for the first ER case reports.

 

[Magwik]

I mean they know their audience.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

That video.

"Wanna take turns?"

 

[ItIsOkBro]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

 

[orochi91]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

Naturally, but this twerking toy won't judge you.

 

[darkistheway]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

50 twerking prostitutes, though?

 

[RyanDG]

You can hire 50 prostitutes at that price point.

So you are saying that if this thing lasts at least 50 uses, you break even and the rest is just gravy?

 

[MudoSkills]

So you are saying that if this thing lasts at least 50 uses, you break even and the rest is just gravy?

Baby gravy.

 

[harSon]

That video is amazing

 

[soco]

This is the best twerking bot.

 

[lucebuce12]

Naturally, but this twerking toy won't judge you.

Haven't hired one myself, but I always thought one of the main selling points for prostitutes was the lack of judgement on their part.

 

[Carl]

Good grief, that Pornhub page is really something

 

[AlexMogil]

Assy, no!

 

[dekline]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

LOL

 

[Necromanti]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

How many people do you think would realistically clean it regularly, though...?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I'm going to regret having this in my youtube viewing history aren't I

 

[Zombine]

I liked the real butts in the video.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

doing gods works

 

[LookAtMeGo]

BRB!

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

really who plays street fighter with a snes controller on a cell phone

 

[shadyspace]

So can you put your dick in it or what?

 

[Discotheque]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

Already been done

http://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

Lmao

 

[AbsolutBro]

Sometimes I feel like the only human being for whom twerking does nothing. And I say that as an ass man.

 

[Kinyou]

One year from now they'll reveal that it's actually a male butt

 

[Carl]

So can you put your dick in it or what?

Yes. And it's warm and massages. Apparently.

 

[Majine]

This is the best twerking bot.

And great song too.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

The introspection you would have when cleaning your semen from a robotic asscrack.

I think once you're sticking it to a robo-ass you're probably well past introspection

 

[Travo]

Do want!

 

[Jarrod38]

I see Pornhub had their top men working on this project.

 

[>:)]

Harmonix needs to buy that company out, and make the Ass Hero game we all deserve.

 

[Sub_Level]

Imagine this technology in 10 years.

 

[AlexBasch]

I AM TRAPPED IN A PRISON OF MY OWN DESIGN.

 

[Jarrod38]

Harmonix needs to buy that company out, and make the Ass Hero game we all deserve.

If they do I'll wait for a used one.

 

[DOG3NZAKA]

There is another video. The dude is going in on that plastic booty.

 

[Tripolygon]

And then the worldwide birthrate plummeted.

Not a bad idea.

 

[DJ_Lae]

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

Sometimes I feel like the only human being for whom twerking does nothing. And I say that as an ass man.

Ass man to ass man, you are not alone.

 

[Alienous]

I guess we know where Hideo Kojima is working next.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Ass man to ass man, you are not alone.

Ass man to ass men, you two aren't alone.

 

[oti]

They're playing Street Fighter II with iPhones.