Batman and Superman on the cover of the latest Empire issue

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Oh man if that picture of her is making you sweat...


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Serious question: how are they going to give us a halfway interesting fight without nerfing Superman in some way?

They don't have any other choice if they want to even pretend Batman could hunt Superman, even if people are right and Batman and Wonder Woman are teaming up historically she isn't strong enough to take Supes in a straight 1v1.

I know that it "has" to happen. But I have a feeling it won't even be Batman. Lex is gonna come out of nowhere with it in the third act, Batman joins Superman to take down Lex.

I just wish there was another way to do it. It's always kryptonite.
 
I know that it "has" to happen. But I have a feeling it won't even be Batman. Lex is gonna come out of nowhere with it in the third act, Batman joins Superman to take down Lex.

I just wish there was another way to do it. It's always kryptonite.

Already confirmed that the metal suit has kryptonite
 
I just wish Bats would actually show his wits in a film. Making contingency plans due to his paranoia and not be a gullible idiot like Bale.
 
I like how in every thread people keep reacting as if it's their first time seeing the suit.

(Does anybody have a .gif of him from the teaser trailer? Moving under the rubble? Can't find a good one.)

But no, guys, this terrible photoshoot is totally what it's gonna look like on film.
 
Fuck no, it's like a Frankenstein hybrid of batman forever and batman 89. It doesn't work imo, plus i think the black leather look is more of a 90s thing
 
I want a Batman costume that doesn't look overdesigned. Something simple. Something that looks like Batman and Alfred made it themselves in the Batcave and not a team of costume designers.

Something similar to (similar to, not exactly like):

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Exactly. I've been saying it for ages. There is absolutely no way Batman could remotely win unless Sups was severely nerf.

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Just look at this pro Batman folks. A bullet fired at near point blank range bounces off his eyeball. Superman doesn't even blink. Batman is hopelessly hilariously outgunned. Unless Batman has access to tons of Kryptonite there is not any scenario where he could win. It doesn't matter what he wears, how long he preps for. He's fucked.

i don't know it you read the comics or are just basing this off of other media but bats vs supes has come up several times and it's always less of "supes is super strong and can easily destroy bats" and more of "supes is trying to destroy bats but bats is outsmarting him and doing stuff that keeps the fight even"

in dark knight returns it was having a suit and
distracting him long enough for ollie to cripple him with a kryptonite arrow

in hush it was using a kryptonite ring to keep fighting and then moving the fight to the daily planet building where catwoman was about to push lois lane off of the roof

in endgame it was using a suit, and once that was destroyed letting supes hold him and get close enough to spit a kryptonite mixture into supes's eye
 
i don't know it you read the comics or are just basing this off of other media but bats vs supes has come up several times and it's always less of "supes is super strong and can easily destroy bats" and more of "supes is trying to destroy bats but bats is outsmarting him and doing stuff that keeps the fight even"

in dark knight returns it was having a suit and
distracting him long enough for ollie to cripple him with a kryptonite arrow

in hush it was using a kryptonite ring to keep fighting and then moving the fight to the daily planet building where catwoman was about to push lois lane off of the roof

in endgame it was using a suit, and once that was destroyed letting supes hold him and get close enough to spit a kryptonite mixture into supes's eye

Every time Batman beats Superman in the comics it's because of writers giving him plot armor that makes Superman look dumb. Batman would not stand a chance against classic comic book Superman. Superman has beaten and outsmarted Lex Luthor literally hundreds of times and Lex is consistently portrayed as just as smart or smarter than Batman.

Blame Frank Miller
 
Why does Batman look more muscular than Superman?
I'd reckon Superman's metabolism keeps his physique at a stable level, so he wouldn't have to train to become stronger physically. Batman's physique would come from years and years of training and action in the field, so he's at a human's physical peak. (I'm trying to find logic here, as I'm just taking a shot in the dark tbh.)
 
Everyone knows that the porn parody suit is the best one

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I've always disliked the long ears, like how's that even practical for fights? Short ears make more sense.

Yeah I know it's a suit for a porn parody but in AK the suit has long ears too.
 
i don't know it you read the comics or are just basing this off of other media but bats vs supes has come up several times and it's always less of "supes is super strong and can easily destroy bats" and more of "supes is trying to destroy bats but bats is outsmarting him and doing stuff that keeps the fight even"

in dark knight returns it was having a suit and
distracting him long enough for ollie to cripple him with a kryptonite arrow

in hush it was using a kryptonite ring to keep fighting and then moving the fight to the daily planet building where catwoman was about to push lois lane off of the roof

in endgame it was using a suit, and once that was destroyed letting supes hold him and get close enough to spit a kryptonite mixture into supes's eye

Superman is never "trying to destroy Bats". Ever. Even when he's being mind controlled Superman is actively fighting against it to cause as little harm to Bruce as he possibly can.

And I wish people would stop bringing up TDKR. Frank Miller is a self-admitted Superman hater and portrayed one of the worst iterations of the character in order to service his Batman story.

People love to bring it up but no one ever mentions a possessed Batman literally radiating Kryptonite from his body with super powers still got beat.
 
That fanmade suit is quite hilarious and quite impractical. Made do the batman can't move the entire upper quadrant due to cape or high chance of falling over cape
 
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