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[Neoxon]

Nothing? It's his life, let him figure it out.

/thread

 

[ChouGoku]

netflix and chill friendzone

im too old for this shit

Yea bruh that's a waste of bandwidth

 

[Bronx-Man]

Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't get this Netflix and chill business.

A few weeks ago my girlfriend called me while I was at Walmart, and asked me if I wanted to watch Netflix and chill. I told her "yes" and that I wanted to watch Narcos and she said "No, do you want to watch Netflix and chill?" And I said "Yes, I told you I kinda want to start Narcos." And she said "No, Netflix and chill" and I said "Netflix and chill? Lol what?" And this girl looked at me when I was trying to find white strips in the tooth paste aisle. I kept saying "Netflix and chill?!" Over and over and she started laughing at me. After she told me what it was I told her that I really wanted to watch Narcos after we did Netflix and chill because I really did want to see it.

That show is pretty dope.

Seriously need wtf is Netflix and chill?

Seriously. The shit that people come up with...I'm too old for this shit.

Word. I have no idea what going on in the dating world anymore. If something were to happen to my wife or if we were to get divorced, that would be pretty much it for me. I’d die alone.

Same here. One day it was just there.

On topic: Just find out what your friend really wants, OP, and go from there. Maybe he just wants to be friends and nothing more.

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

I feel bad for that girl man.

 

[Valkerionseven]

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

Congrats sir, you made a hip new phrase.

 

[Slayven]

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

Language changes and evolves

 

[Bronx-Man]

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

If something starts showing up on the internet extremely often, that means it's time to check UD or Know Your Meme, no matter how innocent. No exceptions.

 

[Slayven]

If something starts showing up on the internet extremely often, that means it's time to check UD or Know Your Meme, no matter how innocent. No exception.

Or you risk not being on fleek

 

[The Faceless Master]

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

literally the first result on Google

 

[Mortemis]

😂😂😂 i'm dying

 

[Nosgotham]

her: wanna come hang out and watcg netflix or redbox?
me: im getting some!

thats netflix and chill, and i love its existence

Congrats sir, you made a hip new phrase.

yeah, he sure put that pussy on the chainwax

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

her: wanna come hang out and watcg netflix or redbox?
me: im getting some!

thats netflix and chill, and i love its existence

At least "Redbox" is more on the nose.

 

[Slayven]

 

[Shanlei91]

Dead

 

[Camoxide]

I see Netflix and chill has finally reached NeoGaf.

 

[family_guy]

OP is the girl in this story really you?

 

[Condom]

i dont even have netflix

but seriously I only know this from the memes, have never heard anybody use it irl

 

[Slayven]

What do you get if you ask a girl to Crackle and Chill?

 

[Shanlei91]

I see Netflix and chill has finally reached NeoGaf.

College: Wanna come over and play Rockband?
Post-College Pre-Netflix: Wanna come over and watch a movie?
Now: NETFLIX AND CHILL?

 

[Zombine]

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

"Hey let's watch Netflix and chill"

My response will always be "ok cool. What show?" Because I'm a normal human being and not a fool straight out of the movie Idiocracy. Someone using Netflix and chill not as its intended is not someone I want to watch Netflix and Chill with. I don't want to catch Hulu from them.

 

[Haly]

Is Amazon Prime Instant Video acceptable?

What about chili?

 

[YoungHav]

Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.

 

[Mr. Smiley]

.

 

[FadedRevolution]

"Hey let's watch Netflix and chill"

My response will always be "ok cool. What show?" Because I'm a normal human being and not a fool straight out of the movie Idiocracy. Someone using Netflix and chill not as its intended is not someone I want to watch Netflix and Chill with. I don't want to catch Hulu from them.

Damn these young whippersnappers and their loose morals

 

[Zen_Arcade]

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

It's really not. Ever since I was a teenager "Come over and watch a movie." has been code for hooking up. "Netflix and chill." is just the new "Come over and watch a movie."

 

[Coffee Dog]

The problem is that it literally references a mostly innocuous date idea that actually happens. You wouldn't even think to check Urban Dictionary.

It's like if "sharing Taco Bell" suddenly meant anal with friends.

Like, people in the 50's knew what the fuck parking your car meant. This is the same shit.

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

It's really not. Ever since I was a teenager "Come over and watch a movie." has been code for hooking up. "Netflix and chill." is just the new "Come over and watch a movie."

See, I always thought it was "come over and there's a strong likelihood we'll hook up." Now it's just outright explicit rather than merely implied. I think that's the oddity that several of us are commenting on.

 

[Ahasverus]

Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.

 

[Slayven]

Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.

I see what you did there

 

[Shanlei91]

I'm kind of confused how two people can be in the same bed and the guy friendzones the girl and should ask the girl out. Huh???

i dont even have netflix

but seriously I only know this from the memes, have never heard anybody use it irl

Girls on dating sites /apps consistently tell me that they get asked that by almost every other guy. One girl from tinder last night told me how one guy asked her to Netflix and Chill, she turned him down, and he followed up by asking her cup size lol

 

[Ben Morales]

What do you get if you ask a girl to Crackle and Chill?

Struggle to Chill

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

Like, people in the 50's knew what the fuck parking your car meant. This is the same shit.

Fair point.

 

[Rur0ni]

See, I always thought it was "come over and there's a strong likelihood we'll hook up." Now it's just outright explicit rather than merely implied. I think that's the oddity that several of us are commenting on.

Well I still think it's the same, really. It's possible to screw up. It doesn't mean come over and fuck me at the door.

Totally stole my avatar quote. I see I'm not the only one.

 

[Ahasverus]

 

[Zombine]

Damn these young whippersnappers and their loose morals

Hey man I'm 26 and this sounds like something a teenager would say. I'm not about that Netflix and chill life. Dinner and a movie and coming over after is my preference.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

See, I always thought it was "come over and there's a strong likelihood we'll hook up." Now it's just outright explicit rather than merely implied. I think that's the oddity that several of us are commenting on.

I don't think it's any more explicit then "Come watch a movie." It's still implied. We just didn't have the internet to turn "Come watch a movie." into a joke meme.

Explicit would be "Hey, come over and lets fuck."

 

[Rur0ni]

I don't think it's any explicit then "Come watch a movie." It's still implied. We just didn't have the internet to turn "Come watch a movie." into a joke meme.

Explicit would be "Hey, come over and lets fuck."

+1

 

[SmackAttack]

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

Some memes just sneak up on you. This one did, what can I say? It's not like I didn't go figure it out after I saw it but it was just kind of there and I hadn't noticed. Maybe it's because I never got those kind of offers.

Hey man I'm 26 and this sounds like something a teenager would say. I'm not about that Netflix and chill life. Dinner and a movie and coming over after is my preference.

This would be more my speed.

 

[ZackieChan]

.

Hulu making you pay and still watch commercials, or pay even more to skip them, is a good analog to the realities a committed relationship versus Netflix and chilling.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Bruh, stop with this jit stuff. Your "friend" is stupid and unworthy. You posted this thread because you want to fuck his GF, so stop playing dumb and keep it trill. If he's disinterested, then just make your move. Whether you get with his woman or not, in 5yrs time you guys won't be friends anymore anyway... so YOLO or stop making passive aggressive beta threads breh.

 

[Ampersands]

ah, Netflix and Chill. Just got into uni and it's literally all I hear. I wish there was more distinction between simply watching Netflix and Netflix and chilling. I'm tired of getting all these second glances when I tell someone that I'm going to watch something on Netflix.

Although I guess most people use it ironically now. I don't see how anybody can seriously proposition someone for sex especially considering what a joke it is now.

 

[Shanlei91]

It's really not. Ever since I was a teenager "Come over and watch a movie." has been code for hooking up. "Netflix and chill." is just the new "Come over and watch a movie."

First time I adorably asked a girl to come over to watch a movie I made sure I had popcorn, drinks and snacks.

In the middle of the movie she asks "so did you really just want to watch Dude Where's My Car?"

And that's when I realized women and men aren't so different.

 

[The Faceless Master]

What do you get if you ask a girl to Crackle and Chill?

Chris Hansen

 

[norm9]

OP, you know they've actually been boning down a few times already, right?

Your male friend didn't tell you cuz he knows you like her, and your female friend didn't tell you cuz she don't wanna break your heart.

All the while you trying to connect the two of them. Smh.

I'm kind of confused how two people can be in the same bed and the guy friendzones the girl and should ask the girl out. Huh???

Both friends didn't wanna tell OP they already fucked.

 

[FUME5]

Hahahaaaa

 

[The Real Abed]

You all do know that Urban Dictionary exists, right?

Screw that. I'm waiting for Know Your Meme to explain it to me in a creative way.

 

[ZackieChan]

What do you get if you ask a girl to Crackle and Chill?

Better than VUDU and chill. Or crunchyroll...

 

[xam3l]

https://instagram.com/p/8aSSChFzCe/

 

[Mr. X]

If he didn't make a move during Netflix and chill, she should've got the hint. She is trying too hard on someone who isn't into them like that. If she wants something more, she needs to look somewhere else.