Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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Yes. Tampa is to Florida what Florida is to the rest of the country.

Bullshit Miami is crazier than Tampa. Miami's crazy, but it's "dance on an Applebee's table after a few too many drinks" crazy. Tampa is "do meth and steal a cop's gun" crazy.
Loool. Everyone tells me to avoid it.
 
Yes. Tampa is to Florida what Florida is to the rest of the country.

Bullshit Miami is crazier than Tampa. Miami's crazy, but it's "dance on an Applebee's table after a few too many drinks" crazy. Tampa is "do meth and steal a cop's gun" crazy.

I always thought that Jacksonville or Pensacola were that for Florida.
 
Manga aren't translated into Arabic. A special few simply didn't learn how to read shorthand.
Its my second language and I got it all, and im an idiot. Pretending to not understand urban slang is a weird nerd tradition that I dont get, nerds drop Valyrian all the time, talk about their waifus and yaoi shit but when its time to know what is the meaning of "salty" in an obvious context, well they just need to let the world know they dont understand these weird black urban words.

And 20th Centuray boyz aint shit b. ��������
 
My favorite part was obviously the attempted suicide. Hahaha what a loser right guys?

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Christ almighty.

Suddenly I'm acutely aware of how lucky I am to be born into an upper middle-class white suburban family in Canada away from these sort of Florida shenanigans.
 
Yes. Tampa is to Florida what Florida is to the rest of the country.

Bullshit Miami is crazier than Tampa. Miami's crazy, but it's "dance on an Applebee's table after a few too many drinks" crazy. Tampa is "do meth and steal a cop's gun" crazy.
Tampa isn't even the darkest city in the bay area.
 
I'm glad you guys are getting a kick out of this story. Being forced to suck someone off and being fucked anally in front of your boyfriend is pretty funny
 
I'm glad you guys are getting a kick out of this story. Being forced to suck someone off and being fucking anally in front of your boyfriend is pretty funny
I'd like to think reading that was sobering for most anyone to realize the realities of sex workers. That said the way the story is told is funny af. Seeing this in person wouldn't be funny at all.
 
I'm glad you guys are getting a kick out of this story. Being forced to suck someone off and being fucked anally in front of your boyfriend is pretty funny

It seems like every 5 pages we have someone coming in and pretending to be the paragon of justice. Maybe if you actually read the thread, you will realize that no one is condoning it. It was a well written story with excellent pacing - lets keep it at face value.
 
I'm glad you guys are getting a kick out of this story. Being forced to suck someone off and being fucked anally in front of your boyfriend is pretty funny

"from behind" doesn't mean anal
And no, it's not funny but the way it's told is funny
 
This story is so crazy insane, glad I stuck with it the whole way.

I learned so many other uses for the word "Trap" it amazed me.
 
This has to be some of the craziest shit I've ever read. If this is real, god damn.

And of course it would be in fucking Florida

And regardless of what you think of the content, you have to admit it is a very well-told story, especially since it was written through twitter.

And I'm sorry, but this:

.I was like this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game

I was like "jarrett is stuck. He tried to jump off ur balcony" z was like "WHAT IS WRONG WIT THIS NIGGA!! FAMILIES LIVE HERE BRO WTF"

got me. If that makes me a terrible person, so be it. I don't give a shit.
 
I'm glad you guys are getting a kick out of this story. Being forced to suck someone off and being fucked anally in front of your boyfriend is pretty funny

did you enjoy Narcos on Netflix

I did and I know a family who lost people on the Avianca plane

it's a story.
 
"It's not funny, but the way it's being told is funny!"

Do you realize how stupid that sounds?

Do you realize that pretending to be holier than thou doesn't change anything? If you are unhappy with certain things in society go do something about it. Chastising people on GAF and trolling a thread is not the solution.

It was a good story, PERIOD.

AND YES, it was very funny at times. The author had a great sense of pacing.
 
Does Machiavelli's still exist? Who in NE Florida know what I'm talking about? That place is scary. $10 lap dances and you can superman up in it..you've got to want disease lol..
 
Human trafficking is hilarious you guys

My favorite part was obviously the attempted suicide. Hahaha what a loser right guys?

l o l. Keep going.

I'll help you out:
"Murder is the funniest, right? Hahaha, he had it coming."

It's like most comedies don't, in some way incorporate, any of these themes in your world. It must be going over your head that a good part of the story's funny factor is based on how Zola told the story, not the contents. Remember, context makes a difference. If she told it in that light, it'd be a different reaction, but she didn't. So yeah. It is funny. Hilarious, even.

Has anyone translated this into English yet? I got about 4 tweets down before I wanted to claw my eyes out.

Claw your eyes out. You don't deserve to read.
 
It was a good story, PERIOD.

I don't agree. I don't see how someone getting shot in the face and human trafficking makes a funny story. I guess I'm just old fashion

I'm not trying to act high and mighty, I just see how this is a funny story regardless how it's told.
 
Everything is crazy until the part where Jarret jumps off the balcony and gets saved by his pants. That's when it became fake!
 
I don't agree. I don't see how someone getting shot in the face and human trafficking makes a funny story. I guess I'm just old fashion

I'm not trying to act high and mighty, I just see how this is a funny story regardless how it's told.

You're acting very high and mighty right now. Secondly, if you are not happy with the world, go do something positive in society or partake in a shelter for battered women. Posting on GAF and trolling a thread isn't changing anything.

You're taking everything literally. Yes, it's very funny. Some humor is dark.
 
"THE NIGGA WIT DREADS THAT JARRETT WAS SMOKIN WIT AT THE RUN DOWN MOTEL!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

so well told
 
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