NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens
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Okay confessor. You have me beat with the shitty relationships thing. At least you know I can relate to the lying and cheating for that long. I was yesterday's one about the ex-girlfriend who used me for four and a half years.
It's difficult to express just what that does to you when you find out about something like that. I was alone, crying on the floor of my room. I felt like all my organs had been ripped out.
Some responses to people because I was surprised at the reaction to what I wrote and there's no real need to be anonymous when the guy above had it that bad:
- No, we're not in contact anymore. I ethered her real nice over text and put an end to that.
- She was a dumb person in the truest sense. She believed the sun orbited the earth while in college. I was into her for her looks and little else and I'm not making that mistake again. She couldn't hold a legitimate conversation with me so all the lying didn't really surprise me.
- She never gave me a genuine apology or even acted like she regretted what she did. She truly believed everything she did was justified and reasonable, because in her words she was "young and lonely." From her perspective, she got everything she wanted. Attention, help with school, vacations, the kindness of all of my friends, and anything else she could get out of me. All she had to do was keep lying. From start to finish, she felt nothing for me.
In the last two or so years of our relationship, we might have had sex four or five times a year. I would've given anything to see her enjoy herself around me. That level of pure evil, both in my situation and the quoted, makes me wary of ever falling in love and giving myself to a person. Did I write this for pity? Sure, it helps remind me not to blame myself. But I'm still trapped in this memory, unable to get on with my life.
crimzonflame
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Seriously the best revenge is not 'living well'. If someone wasted 5 years of my life you best believe you gonna get yours one way or the other.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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It's actually 'living well after utterly obliterating your rivals because they framed you and left you to die in a hole'.
Greatest revenge story ever written.
liliththepale
Banned
Living well is only useful revenge in the case that they care. To that end, Facebook is a great enabler.
Endruen
Member
That sucks, man, I hope everything turns out ok in the end.
Also, the hypocrisy is enormous with these ones, I mean, going to church and then being adulterous? Dickheads, all of them.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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NotTheGuyYouKill
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A pain that every man has felt intimately at one point or another...
YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON NOTHING.
YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON NOTHING.
Professor Beef
Banned
Confessor, you're not missing a goddamned thing by not getting kicked in the sack.
LucidMomentum
Member
Yeah that'd be like me wanting to go through pregnancy as a dude.
Just don't need to go through that.
Shit, I pinch my balls getting out of the car sometimes and it puts a damper on my whole day. A full hit to the nuts? That's like 5-10 minutes of agony.
Never ask for proof. Never. It will destroy you. Confesser, stay strong man and don't let that bitch ruin your life.
Lame. Was hoping he melted it all down into a gooey pile or just ate it all himself. Milky Ways aren't even that good. Neither are Butterfingers.
TangerineCloud
Banned
Wait, so was his ex-wife cheating when she had the threesome with Roger and April? Or did that occur after the divorce?
If it's the former, Roger and April are huge assholes. They've already got a good thing going with each other but decide to help destroy this guy's marriage in an attempt to spice things up? Don't get me wrong, the confessor's wife and everyone else in this story that fucked his wife are douchebags, but that just seems like a particularly insensitive move.
Roger and April said:
EDIT: FUCK, I don't even know if I'm interpreting the confession correctly, but just thinking about it is just making me so mad. ASSHOLES.
Can confirm. Have been hit full force in the nuts... twice!
Once was with my best friend, decided to do a quote from Dodgeball. I hadn't seen it at the time, he said something about being angry and I said "No" and he hit me in the nuts and said "Are you angry now".
I fell to the ground in agony for a solid 5 - 10 minutes. This was on the way to school so I was on the pavement for that long trying to recover while asking him what the fuck.
It hurt >_< I never saw it coming.
Second time was my fiancee back in College. We weren't together then, had a bit of an argument where I stupidly said "fine then, hit me in the nuts" (I think she threatened me) thinking she wouldn't do it. She did... and now whenever I bring it up, she says "You did ask for it
" haha. 
I didn't fall this time though.But yeah, you're missing out on nothing confessor.
Wow... There's been some fucked up posts in this thread, but you've taken it to the next level.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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You guys think an Epiphone Les Paul Deluxe is worth $400 CAD? I'm considering grabbing it even though I have a Squier Strat and I can't even play that.
I just really like the look, and I'm still banging away at it.
I just really like the look, and I'm still banging away at it.
Deaf Spacker
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I have been kicked in the balls and I will remember the pain until the day I die, you are missing out on nothing.
I actually passed out once after taking a hit to the balls. I remember the hit and then waking up with a ton of people standing over me.
Middle-tier candy bar at best. Call me when you got some Snickers or Peanut Butter Cups.
Middle-tier candy bar at best. Call me when you got some Snickers or Peanut Butter Cups.
What are your thoughts on Twix?
A little bit better than Milky Way.
PaulExcellent
Member
Bruh.The Impregnation Fetish reaches critical mass.
The Impregnator III - The Phantom Passion
From one suave Fox... Two Shadows Were Born
WHAT. HOW. WHAT.
BRUH.
What a guy.
Massive respect.
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
I did before I got activated.
Getting hit in the balls is not painful. It's a sensation all its own, and much, much worse. You don't need to experience it.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Lines. Blurred. Drunk. Crossed?
Yes.
Yes.
George Oscar Bluth II
Banned
Jesus Christ. Wow.This is gonna be the last confession of the night. The world is full of terrible people, and some of the worst of them are banal as fuck.
If this is true:
You're a fucking monster.
If this is false:
You're a fucking racist.
This is the goddamn definition of a scumbag. I don't use the above reaction lightly. You are a fucking piece of shit scumbag.
What everyone is calling you is not enough to describe how much of a piece of shit you are.
Can confirm.
You're about on par with Racist Teacher.
You make me sick.
For a second i thought this was gonna take a turn towards rape. Glad it wasnt.
But, still a line was definitely crossed confessor.
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
This thread went from fun to depressing in a matter of posts. Yikes.
ClosingADoor
Member
If you have to ask, the answer almost always is "yes".
Glad you decided to not have sex with the past out girl, but feeling her up was still skeevy dude. Same with your friend even considering to cheat with that brunette.
Blurred lines confessor, it's good that you realised it was wrong to touch the sleeping girl and promptly stopped. A line was crossed, and you seem remorseful enough about that not to allow it to happen again.
EDIT:
Thinking on Impregnator, does he really consider this arrangement a happy ending? He seems to be focussing on the sexual aspect of "having two women to himself" (don't even get me started on the hypocrisy of his not wanting woman #2 to see other dudes), without thinking of all the other aspects to a relationship. The arguments, compromises and drama will be doubled; his finances could be drained; there's massive potential for jealousy issues and being called out on his double standards. Considering the way woman #1 physically lashed out, there's a real risk of that happening again in such an environment.
Of course, that's assuming this whole story isn't fake. It sounds a LOT like a Jeremy Kyle episode or a soap opera.
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Yeah, seriously. It's really disheartening how people seem to let themselves drink beyond control like that. If drinking too much around attractive women makes you want to cheat, moderate your intake!
Thinking on Impregnator, does he really consider this arrangement a happy ending? He seems to be focussing on the sexual aspect of "having two women to himself" (don't even get me started on the hypocrisy of his not wanting woman #2 to see other dudes), without thinking of all the other aspects to a relationship. The arguments, compromises and drama will be doubled; his finances could be drained; there's massive potential for jealousy issues and being called out on his double standards. Considering the way woman #1 physically lashed out, there's a real risk of that happening again in such an environment.
Of course, that's assuming this whole story isn't fake. It sounds a LOT like a Jeremy Kyle episode or a soap opera.
Psychotext
Member
Impregnator followup sounds like complete bollocks to me. I've met some crazy motherfuckers in my time, but the way that situation seemed to go down just doesn't get past my reality filters.
Amusing though.
Amusing though.
That's sad.
Poor kittens.Then again, views of animals were far different back in Confessor's grandfather's day. The grandfather could have done way, way worse to those kittens. Especially if he viewed them on the same level as, like, a rat.
This is gonna be the last confession of the night. The world is full of terrible people, and some of the worst of them are banal as fuck.
If this is true:
You're a fucking monster.
If this is false:
You're a fucking racist.
This is the goddamn definition of a scumbag. I don't use the above reaction lightly. You are a fucking piece of shit scumbag.
Holy shit, KKK confessor. That's terrible. You destroyed someone's life because you didn't like the color of their skin? I hope you get found out and have your own life ruined in the same manner. You piece of shit.
I love how you're like "Oh I want to change, but I caaaaaaaaan't". Everyone can change. You just don't want to.
Have you never been to the deep south? KKK Teacher and worse is very much a reality. It's disgusting and sad, and I believe it.
If he was in the UK, I'd fully expect him to be on a JK episode next year or something haha.
This is gonna be the last confession of the night. The world is full of terrible people, and some of the worst of them are banal as fuck.
If this is true:
You're a fucking monster.
If this is false:
You're a fucking racist.
This is the goddamn definition of a scumbag. I don't use the above reaction lightly. You are a fucking piece of shit scumbag.
To this confessor: I guess I've got to thank you. At first I genuinely shed tears at this display of utter inhumanity. The more I've dwelled on it though, the more it's lit a fire in me.
I'm in the midst of applying to start teacher training next year. I was already enthused to start, but now I've got this to remember for every single second of my future teaching career. Every single under-achiever, every single problem-child, every single pupil regardless of race, gender or religion is going to get 110% of my effort poured into them because I'm going to be doing it to spite what you've become.
I will never, never be you.
exmachina64
Banned
The Impregnation Fetish reaches critical mass.
The Impregnator III - The Phantom Passion
From one suave Fox... Two Shadows Were Born
WHAT. HOW. WHAT.
Whatev, maybe he'll show back up with more confessions next year.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
RE: impregnator update, if we assume it's real, that dude is in for a world of pain. Like the other poster said, you will be doubling the demanding nature of pregnant hormones, baby mama drama, and jealously between two women. And you'll be needing to work harder to provide for two children instead of one, all the while juggling a relationship between two women who seem to like each other more than you.
Ever see the Wrigly's doublemint gum commercial? It'll be like a torturous HELL version of that where instead of doubling your pleasure you'll be doubling your pain.
Ever see the Wrigly's doublemint gum commercial? It'll be like a torturous HELL version of that where instead of doubling your pleasure you'll be doubling your pain.
I get like this if I don't hear back within a couple hours. A day is a pretty reasonable amount of time to expect a response by, getting anxious after that seems fair.
Maximus.
Member
To be fair, if someone can't respond to a text within a day, that is just lame. Most everyone has their phone on them at all times and deff check it unless working or sleeping.
Can we get the terminology right? The correct name is KKKonfessor.
Also, Impregnator called me out in his confessor, but I still stand firm in calling it fake. If anything, this just supports my previous stand.
Also, Impregnator called me out in his confessor, but I still stand firm in calling it fake. If anything, this just supports my previous stand.
After you text, you put the phone away AND DO SOMETHING ELSE. You keep yourself distracted and keep living your life. You are giving them too much power by having them affect you this much just by not answering promptly.
CesspoolofHatred
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yeah you don't really need that particular life experience
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