Is there anything more hilarious in retrospect than Yugioh? (Besides Yamcha)

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Crossing Eden

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YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING (card) GAME?!?!?
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How?
 
Beyblade is an anime about competitive tops. And unleashing the spirit within said tops because you believe and are one with the Beyblade...

Beyblade is the saddest thing ever.

As someone who's spent quite a bit of time working with children, Christ I hate Beyblades. Card games are nice and calm and productive, but Beyblades are loud and destructive and always, always someone ends up getting hurt. I could totally see life-changing injuries coming from a match of Beyblades.
 

FiggyCal

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Detective Conan is ridiculous because they have the framing device for why they keep solving murders built in to the Detective Mouri character and instead they just keep having the cast just stumble upon murders happening around them at which point "oh well good thing we have a detective (or two) handy". Like jesus, they could make a fortune charging people to stay away from them since everyone they visit ends up dead

I just hate that he's still a child after all these fucking years. Jesus.

Edit: I fucking loved Beyblades. But i think i was the only kid in school that had the toy.
 
Why didn't Yugi just call the police when Kaiba stole the Blue Eyes White Dragon and injured his Grandpa?
This dude is literally so mad with power that his hair is perpetually spiked up, more so than usual, and he constantly has veins popping out on his neck and face, his plan is to spread pain and suffering, with a card game.
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Lol holy shit.

You know shit got real when Marik showed up. Him and his cult followers were doing some Jigsaw type death traps while dueling.
 
In that scene Yami went full murderous intent cuz Weevil somehow got Yugi's soul in a card and ripped it up. But it was actually some random card and he did that because good lord i use to follow this shit religiously.
 

Dryk

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YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING (card) GAME?!?!?
I just looked the episode up on the wiki. Apparently he's so mad because the bad guys have stolen Yugi's soul at this point and Weevil's been taunting him about it.

Couldn't find anything to say that he only had monsters in his deck though. Doesn't his magical necklace give him the ability to stack his deck anyway?
 

Regiruler

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The funny thing about Yu-Gi-Oh is that if you play card games, you realize how utterly terrible at card games everybody in the show is. Championships are taking place and people constantly have to explain what certain cards do and nobody plays around anything.

Like in the battle city tournament, one of the few times the show seems like it's trying to play up a particular strategy, one of the rare hunters comes up with a strategy to constantly buff Slifer the Sky Dragon by using a Revival Jam as a defender and keep drawing cards. The show hypes it up as some kind of unbeatable strategy, but it turns out you can just use brain control to take the revival jam and force your opponent into an infinite mill where they keep endlessly drawing cards until they lose.

Like this is suppose to be the world tournament and the guy is playing with one of the rarest cards in the game, and he didn't figure out his unbeatable strategy gets hard-countered by monster stealing effects? Baaaaaaad.
I can't even begin to count the number of bad battle traps the anime has spawned.

Only after serious, serious power adjustments do anime cards have a chance at play in the modern game, and in many cases get game originals to go with them. That said, Konami has gone overboard recently with Performapal just being absolutely cancerous (and I mean that quite literally: it has spread to every deck like infected cells and is severely dominating the game in japan).
This is especially funny considering how overpowered Pot of Greed is
Card design in the early game was so shit that you could just have 50 more attack than everything else and be considered a God.
 

Sou Da

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Pendulum in general is just an awful mechanic. Most of those monsters really should just be normal monsters with spell effects for balance.
 

Misha

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I used to like the really ridiculous arcs like the time they went into a virtual simulation where they talked to the monsters from the cards or that other time they went into a virtual simulation where the bad guys turned into the monsters from the cards or when that one guy decided that they had to play a game with dice instead that never showed up again and then he randomly became a supporting character or that time that they got those dragon cards that could fuse with any other card including trap cards or when there was an entire series based around a kid who went to school to play cards and hallucinated kuriboh talking to him. They lost me when they brought in motorcycles though
 
I'm not sure if I remember this right, but did they have really long dialogues on the show before each battle? for some reason I remember them talking forver about what they're going to do before doing it
That's every Shonen anime ever.
 

SalvaPot

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I loved Yugioh abridged so much that I went back and watched all of the regular Yu-Gi-Oh in Japanese with english subs, the plot actually makes sense there. Also season 0 is brilliant.

I am trying to think about series more batshit insane and I remember this show about Food based monster that liked to fight.
 

The Technomancer

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In that scene Yami went full murderous intent cuz Weevil somehow got Yugi's soul in a card and ripped it up. But it was actually some random card and he did that because good lord i use to follow this shit religiously.

I did too man. I was super fucking into the entire anime up until the last OG Yugi season where they went to ancient egypt and I was just like "okay this is dumb"
 

Sou Da

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I loved Yugioh abridged so much that I went back and watched all of the regular Yu-Gi-Oh in Japanese with english subs, the plot actually makes sense there. Also season 0 is brilliant.

I am trying to think about series more batshit insane and I remember this show about Food based monster that liked to fight.

Fighting Foodons.

I'd actually like some season 0 continuation somehow, maybe in manga form.

I did too man. I was super fucking into the entire anime up until the last OG Yugi season where they went to ancient egypt and I was just like "okay this is dumb"

I barely remember the last season but Yugi v Atem was great and I'm there for the next movie with old!Yugi.
 
I'm not sure if I remember this right, but did they have really long dialogues on the show before each battle? for some reason I remember them talking forver about what they're going to do before doing it
You're thinking of DBZ. Actually that's most action anime cause they're biding time to adapt the manga and budget reasons so gotta fill up the time lol.
 

Seesaw15

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The manga was pretty interesting and dark before it went full card game. It was just Yugi fucking up people with dice and bottle caps and shit.
 

Crossing Eden

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Only reason it became about the card game was just because so many people reading the manga became instantly enamored with it. It was just supposed to be the plot of the week, but the creator decided to go with the flow and give the people what they liked. Solid decision but it caused the manga to totally change course.

They had previously made a tv show that was more varied and in some ways more accurate to the early manga, but it wasnt super popular. Then when they "rebooted" it and did a new series focused entirely on the card game, it took off.

It's still an out-there idea but at least I felt like the original run had a solid enough excuse to tie in the card game so that I could suspend disbelief. Cards were created by crazy guy with ancient magic artifact, each card ties back to an ancient egyptian monster, with your own magical item and one of those cards you could summon it for real. Gather all the magical items and you rule the earth with Dick-Satan.
Once they introduced entire dueling colleges in the next series, I was out. Then apparently dueling motorcycle, which just makes me laugh. Too far. Not at all interested in the post-Atem time period, except for that movie coming out next year that takes place 6 months after the original manga.

Y'all should read the yugioh stuff that happened before the cards. Yami is crazy

I loved that time period. I always liked the manga way better than the show.
Atem as a crazy murder-ghost hellbent on punishing any asshole he runs across through insane, derisive games? Yes please. He became way too chill as the manga went on.

In the 4kids edit of 5ds (the one where they duel on motorcycles) the final villain came from a future that had (somehow) been destroyed by synchro fusions (the series gimmick).

The protagonists have no trouble beating him so bad that he catches on fire and screams to his death as he careens into the ocean, with the protagonists all cheering that they won. This is how the series ends.

I never watched that. Holy shit. So the plot of the dub is really that the bad guys win and the world is doomed?
 
What was Pegasus' actual motivation again? Like, why did he want to capture the souls of the best duelists in his eye?

That's actually the sadder part. The only reason he did that was because he wanted to lure YuGi into his island-He wanted his Millennium Puzzle. The reason he wanted the puzzle, is that he wanted to collect all the Millennium pieces in order to resurrect the love of his life(Which wouldn't have worked IIRC, he was fooled into it.)

That was his end goal.
 
There's stuff in anime and manga that's taken more seriously than children's card games, yet has even less right to.

Stuff like Legend of Koizumi has the fate of the world decided by Mahjongg with Hitler, George W Bush and any number of famous politicians.

i'm trying to imagine a 5 year old that's dumb enough to think this is cool and i'm """"drawing"""" a blank

You clearly don't remember what you were like when you were 5. This shit would be boss for 5 year old me even though I'd have no clue what's going on.
 
Man, Yugioh is the shit, the defining anime of my childhood. I'd say in retrospect that most 80s action movies seem like parodies, especially Commando and Predator.
 
Detective Conan is ridiculous because they have the framing device for why they keep solving murders built in to the Detective Mouri character and instead they just keep having the cast just stumble upon murders happening around them at which point "oh well good thing we have a detective (or two) handy". Like jesus, they could make a fortune charging people to stay away from them since everyone they visit ends up dead

Some recent manga chapters actually reveal there's a reason why a murder always happens when they show up.
 
IIRC, the game was based off of an ancient Egyptian magical dueling thing that uses actual creatures, so the craziness kinda makes sense.
Why people are trying to murder each other because of the cards.... well were you around for the pokemon card madness in the 90's? Shit was insane.
Although how Kaiba was still alive after everything that happened since the beginning of the series is a complete mystery.

Also, I think Yami was a murderous dickbag early in the manga, but it's been so long since I read it.
 

Toxi

Banned
Hey man Animorphs wasn't just for kids it was for adults too it had swearing and blood and partial nud...oh god
It didn't actually have swearing. It was for kids, albeit very fucked up kids.

And while Animorphs was violent, it was above all just weird. Like really, really, really fucking weird. There's at least one entire book that's intentionally vague as to whether it's a dream or not.
 

JeffZero

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I watched this show for the first time earlier this year. It was... something.

The quality of the various seasons differs greatly. And the pacing is generally awful. But it's not bad. Has its moments. I didn't really do the kid-oriented TV thing as a kid and I have a friend who's nuts for this nostalgic stuff so he's taken me on a tour of YuGiOh and DBZ.
 
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