Crossing Eden
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YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING (card) GAME?!?!?
How?
YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING (card) GAME?!?!?
How?
What's the deal with Kaiba riffling through half of his deck to draw two cards?Speaking of which, does anybody here know what Pot of Greed does?
Lol he isn't even looking at the cards as he draws them.
Oh ofc.IIRC there was some gimmick earlier in the match where he got rid of all the non-monster cards in his deck, so he was guaranteed to always get one
Beyblade is an anime about competitive tops. And unleashing the spirit within said tops because you believe and are one with the Beyblade...
Beyblade is the saddest thing ever.
Detective Conan is ridiculous because they have the framing device for why they keep solving murders built in to the Detective Mouri character and instead they just keep having the cast just stumble upon murders happening around them at which point "oh well good thing we have a detective (or two) handy". Like jesus, they could make a fortune charging people to stay away from them since everyone they visit ends up dead
This dude is literally so mad with power that his hair is perpetually spiked up, more so than usual, and he constantly has veins popping out on his neck and face, his plan is to spread pain and suffering, with a card game.
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Lol holy shit.
Baking bread is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
I just looked the episode up on the wiki. Apparently he's so mad because the bad guys have stolen Yugi's soul at this point and Weevil's been taunting him about it.YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING (card) GAME?!?!?
Wow that was many seasons ago.The last season? That one with the BBA all stars.
Speaking of which, does anybody here know what Pot of Greed does?
I can't even begin to count the number of bad battle traps the anime has spawned.The funny thing about Yu-Gi-Oh is that if you play card games, you realize how utterly terrible at card games everybody in the show is. Championships are taking place and people constantly have to explain what certain cards do and nobody plays around anything.
Like in the battle city tournament, one of the few times the show seems like it's trying to play up a particular strategy, one of the rare hunters comes up with a strategy to constantly buff Slifer the Sky Dragon by using a Revival Jam as a defender and keep drawing cards. The show hypes it up as some kind of unbeatable strategy, but it turns out you can just use brain control to take the revival jam and force your opponent into an infinite mill where they keep endlessly drawing cards until they lose.
Like this is suppose to be the world tournament and the guy is playing with one of the rarest cards in the game, and he didn't figure out his unbeatable strategy gets hard-countered by monster stealing effects? Baaaaaaad.
Card design in the early game was so shit that you could just have 50 more attack than everything else and be considered a God.This is especially funny considering how overpowered Pot of Greed is
You know shit got real when Marik showed up. Him and his cult followers were doing some Jigsaw type death traps while dueling.
That's every Shonen anime ever.I'm not sure if I remember this right, but did they have really long dialogues on the show before each battle? for some reason I remember them talking forver about what they're going to do before doing it
mystical space typhoon stacking would have ruined soooo many strategies in the show.
Pendulum in general is just an awful mechanic. Most of those monsters really should just be normal monsters with spell effects for balance.
In that scene Yami went full murderous intent cuz Weevil somehow got Yugi's soul in a card and ripped it up. But it was actually some random card and he did that because good lord i use to follow this shit religiously.
I loved Yugioh abridged so much that I went back and watched all of the regular Yu-Gi-Oh in Japanese with english subs, the plot actually makes sense there. Also season 0 is brilliant.
I am trying to think about series more batshit insane and I remember this show about Food based monster that liked to fight.
I did too man. I was super fucking into the entire anime up until the last OG Yugi season where they went to ancient egypt and I was just like "okay this is dumb"
You're thinking of DBZ. Actually that's most action anime cause they're biding time to adapt the manga and budget reasons so gotta fill up the time lol.I'm not sure if I remember this right, but did they have really long dialogues on the show before each battle? for some reason I remember them talking forver about what they're going to do before doing it
There are Japanese and Chinese live action ACTION films about Go masters. As in the tedious black and white chess thing.
The manga was pretty interesting and dark before it went full card game. It was just Yugi fucking up people with dice and bottle caps and shit.
Just know that at some point they had a school dedicated to nothing but dueling. As well as a dueling show involving motorcycles.I never watched anything past the OG. I think I was way more into Pokemon at that age.
That reaction to Pot of Greed.A recent habit I have is watching the old 4kids voice actors fuck about and narrate real life duels in character
Yugi vs Yusei
Kaiba vs Pegasus
Kaiba vs Joey
Y'all should read the yugioh stuff that happened before the cards. Yami is crazy
In the 4kids edit of 5ds (the one where they duel on motorcycles) the final villain came from a future that had (somehow) been destroyed by synchro fusions (the series gimmick).
The protagonists have no trouble beating him so bad that he catches on fire and screams to his death as he careens into the ocean, with the protagonists all cheering that they won. This is how the series ends.
What was Pegasus' actual motivation again? Like, why did he want to capture the souls of the best duelists in his eye?
What was Pegasus' actual motivation again? Like, why did he want to capture the souls of the best duelists in his eye?
What was Pegasus' actual motivation again? Like, why did he want to capture the souls of the best duelists in his eye?
i'm trying to imagine a 5 year old that's dumb enough to think this is cool and i'm """"drawing"""" a blank
Detective Conan is ridiculous because they have the framing device for why they keep solving murders built in to the Detective Mouri character and instead they just keep having the cast just stumble upon murders happening around them at which point "oh well good thing we have a detective (or two) handy". Like jesus, they could make a fortune charging people to stay away from them since everyone they visit ends up dead
This dude is literally so mad with power that his hair is perpetually spiked up, more so than usual, and he constantly has veins popping out on his neck and face, his plan is to spread pain and suffering, with a card game.
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Lol holy shit.
Is he blocking a sword? ._.FYI, Marik's hair is absolutely mild compared to some of the later series.
It didn't actually have swearing. It was for kids, albeit very fucked up kids.Hey man Animorphs wasn't just for kids it was for adults too it had swearing and blood and partial nud...oh god
Is he blocking a sword? ._.
But that seal of orichalcos
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