[SPOILERS] Star Wars: The Force Awakens - It's True. All of it.

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Those Force Awakens title jokes had it all wrong. Should've been Star Wars: Episode VII: Finn Goes Night Night. Star Wars: Episode VIII: Finn Awakens. Star Wars: Episode IX: Finn Should've Stayed in Bed.
 
DMczaf said:
I can already see the first line of the Episode 9 opening crawl

"Finn still sleepin"
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If you wait until the end credits of TFA are over it says:

"Note: Finn died on the way back to his home planet."
 
Actual footage of Kylo fighting Finn

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Kitschkraft said:
Not a coma, apparently. A few in here have described it as "sleeping".

I guess this means he will wake up off-screen, between the films. So at least it's not some Kill Bill type of thing.
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That's going to be amazing if he's literally sleeping. Rey just up and leaves him while he's sleeping. So long and thanks for the lightsaber.
 
Kitschkraft said:
Not a coma, apparently. A few in here have described it as "sleeping".

I guess this means he will wake up off-screen, between the films.
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Being unconscious for more than a few minutes is really bad for your brain. He's gonna come back with special needs.
 
DMczaf said:
He's force sensitive!!
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Oh boy.

This is both so painful and so humorous, at the same time. Why JJ why?

Jarmel said:
That's going to be amazing if he's literally sleeping. Rey just up and leaves him while he's sleeping. So long and thanks for the lightsaber.
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I'm expecting that he's like....hooked up to space medical shit or something.

But hell, maybe you're right. Why would Rey want a face-to-face with a peasant?
 
I bet the second movie will have Finn wake up after a longer time and then he sets out to find Rey and after the first Act he finds her and Luke and she turned into a badass Jedi already
 
Kitschkraft said:
Oh boy.

This is both so painful and so humorous, at the same time. Why JJ why?



I'm expecting that he's like....hooked up to space medical shit or something.

But hell, maybe you're right. Why would Rey want a face-to-face with a peasant?
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What if he's just suspended in a bacta tank?

Or what if he dies and Rey injects him with Jedi blood and brings him back to life?
 
Jarmel said:
That's going to be amazing if he's literally sleeping. Rey just up and leaves him while he's sleeping. So long and thanks for the lightsaber.
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She'd be like " Yo, thanks for saving me and everything.. But I mean, your sleeping and I gotta run so k, bye"

And then disappears
 
CassidyIzABeast said:
When I'm watching Finn take these Ls I'll remember this page to keep my spirits up.
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I'll be the first to admit that I'm enjoying the humor for mostly defensive reasons.

Mayne....I've never been happier to have engaged in spoilers. I woulda been in the theater watching this in shock.

TheOctodad said:
What if he's just suspended in a bacta tank?

Or what if he dies and Rey injects him with Jedi blood and brings him back to life?
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Apparently she kissed him on the cheek, so I'm not expecting a tank.

And she's not blading for this jobber.
 
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