Alright, just got home from the theatre. Bout to drop these fresh impressions straight off the dome for all your candy asses.
First off,
I attended the marathon event. I managed to go with my uncle who introduced Star Wars to me as a 4 year old, so that was pretty cool. Got an awesome lanyard and got to experience this film with a great, enthusiastic crowd of diehard fans. Since I valued sleep over the prequels, I decided to sleep instead of torture myself with 6 hours of prequel watching in an uncomfortable theatre chair at 4:45am. So I showed up at 12 noon just in time for A New Hope. This was my first time watching the original trilogy in theatres, and it was an unforgettable experience. Seeing the AT-AT's on the big screen... I got chills!
Speaking to people seated near me, I was that most people who attended the prequels were laughing at the terrible writing, the memes like Vader's NOOOOOOOO, booed at midiclorians... all that good stuff. I think I made the right decision to just sleep instead
Different story with the original trilogy, though. My crowd cheered at every opening crawl. When the death star was destroyed in episode IV. We audibly cringed (eeeeeuuugghhhhhhh) when Leia kissed Luke. We applauded at "IT'S A TRAP!" And yes, we booed the FUCK out of the Hayden ghost at the end of the special edition of Jedi. That was one of the louder reactions of the night, in fact.
All in all, it was an awesome experience and the perfect atmosphere for a new Star Wars film. All the Toronto media outlets were recording us as we entered and exited the theatre between films, interviewed cosplayers and fans... it all felt like a huge deal and added to the excitement and hype. Best of all, if anyone decided not to do the marathon because they were afraid of "burning out" on Star Wars before the new film, all I can say is this:
Those 6 hours of the original trilogy felt like 10 minutes. Seriously, it fucking flew by. I barely felt it, and before I knew it that opening crawl for Force Awakens was before us.
And with that, lets get to my thoughts on the new movie itself. First thing's first, here's my rankings of the Star Wars films not including TFA just so you know where my tastes lie:
GOD TIER:
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars (these are my two favorite films of all time, respectively)
GREAT TIER:
Jedi (somewhere in my top 15 of all time)
SHIT TIER:
Revenge of the Sith
Clones
TPM (Sith is much better than episodes 1 and 2, but all three are abominations that are hopefully forgotten as the years go on and more Star Wars films are made. The Plinkett reviews echo my thoughts almost spot on with these films)
Okay, so Force Awakens. I'm gonna try and break this shit down from start to finish based on what I remember.
WHAT I LIKED:
Pretty much fucking everything. This movie kicked ass. I had low to medium expectations going into the film. The prequels absolutely crushed me. Coming off them, my realistic expectations were as follows: "I hope this movie is much better than the prequels, but I don't expect it to be on the level of the original trilogy, even Jedi. If JJ could do to Star Wars what he did with Star Trek in 2009, I'd be super satisfied."
And he succeeded. After one viewing, I have to say that I feel like the film is at Jedi's level. Maybe a
little lower. But it exceeded my expectations! And I didn't expect that at all! I knew going in that it wasn't going to reach the greatness of Star Wars or Empire. And it didn't. And it didn't have to! Those are impossibly high standards imo. So that's totally fine. But I have no problem calling this film a GREAT film, and that is something I had a hard time believing I'd say in 2015 about a Star Wars film.
Starting off, that opening crawl. Oh my god. My theatre popped HUGE when the STAR WARS logo and EPISODE VII came up, as expected. I actually recorded a video of it, which I will treasure forever. An unforgettable moment. Also, the text itself. Straightforward! Explains exactly what has happened, why it's important, and what will have to happen next. Words a child could understand. I'm going to be saying this a lot: Just like the original trilogy, and the POLAR FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE PREQUELS. So great. Already off to a great start. The crawl alone had me super hyped. Of course Star Wars Episode VII would revolve around a lost Luke Skywalker. Its perfect.
I also want to mention the new cast right off the bat.
Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac and John Boyega knocked it out of the fucking park. All three of them are oozing charisma, had fantastic delivery, were funny, sounded like real people... watching it back to back with the original trilogy, I had those Luke/Han/Leia feels right away. They all made awesome first impressions and didnt let up for the rest of the film. I look forward to seeing their adventures in future films.
Theres another new cast member that I cant forget: BB-8! I was scared that BB was just going to be an R2-D2 clone but Im happy to say thats not the case. Theres obvious similarities here and there but theres enough differences to make BB feel unique. Hes really damn cute, like a small puppy. That thumbs up with the lighter
killed me. Just perfect timing on that one. If theres any toy I feel an urge to purchase after this film, its BB-8.
Kylo Ren is no Darth Vader, in more ways than one. Ill have more to say on this in the What I didnt like section, but for now, I am very happy to say hes not a Vader clone, which would have been the easy way to go with this character (and not even necessarily the wrong way). The idea that there exists a Sith Lord (or whatever theyre calling them now. Bad guy with a red lightsaber is too long) that is fighting temptation to go to the light side is really interesting. I feel like weve only gotten a small taste of Ben Solo in this film, and he will be explored far deeper in episode VIII. Also, they made the cross guard make sense! What seemed so dumb at first is actually smart as fuck! Then, of course, you have his involvement in arguably the biggest and most important scene in the film, but more on that later.
Its important to talk about the original cast. One of the major concerns when the film was first announced was that theyd steal the spotlight from the new kids. Obviously that wasnt the case at all. R2 and C3P0 were barely in the film, but it felt just right. Leia also struck that balance. Obviously Luke was saved specifically for the ending, and while the Luke fanboy in me would have loved to see more of him, he was handled PERFECTLY in this film, and he will surely appear more in the coming episodes.
Han Solo played the Obi Wan role in this film. Harrison Ford was the anchor of this film, like Sir Alec Guinness before him. Like Guinness, he brought that veteran presence that added a TON to the film and only elevated the new cast rather than take away their thunder. While I didnt read any spoilers, Han Solos death in the film was a predictable one: he was originally to die in Return of the Jedi but Lucas didnt want to end the saga with a bittersweet ending, so he was kept alive. Ford got his wish this time around, and it was a great scene. Poor Chewie
On that note, lets talk about the call backs. Like Creed was to Rocky earlier this year, The Force Awakens works not only as a 7th installment of the franchise, not only as a sequel that takes place chronologically after episode 6 in the franchise and includes actors and characters from said film, but also acts as a modern reboot of the franchise AND is a spiritual retelling of the first film. It worked extremely well for Creed, and it works extremely well here. Just as the story of Rocky is timeless and can be retold as the years go on, so too can the story of Star Wars: A New Hope. As I mentioned before, the veteran Han Solo plays the Obi Wan role from A New Hope. He gets the new blood into the death star and is slain by the blade of the films main villain, someone very close to him, as the new blood looks on from a distance. You have your cantina scene with weird yet appropriate jazz music in the background. The basement of the cantina brings fearful visions to Rey that are reminiscent of the cave on Dagobah that Luke enters. You have your Going somewhere, Solo? scene where Han tries to get out of swindling some alien busters. Kylo Rens distorted voice and dress is reminiscent of Vaders. Our protagonist is going nowhere on a desert planet until extraordinary events take place, forcing her to leave and realize the larger universe. I can go on and on and on here. The point is: after the prequels shit all over the legacy of Star Wars and deviated so heavily from the greatness of those original three films, this is exactly what the doctor ordered. A spiritual retelling of A New Hope is not only what this fanbase so desperately needed, but is also a fantastic way to introduce this world to a new generation of children. While there were many call backs, it never felt like a lame rip off of the original film. For every call back, there was also unique, new twist. I love how it was Rey going all stealth mode in the death star, calling back to Obi Wan in A New Hope. They could have easily given that role to Han, but decided to mix it up. Similarly, the jedi mind trick scene brought to mind the scenes from the original trilogy, but rather than give a sense of wonder (Obi-Wan in ANH) or mystique (Luke in ROTJ) like those films, The Force Awakens provides a laugh out loud moment, and it was perfect.
This film absolutely nailed its humor. Lawrence Kasdan is back and my GOD does it show. This thing had original trilogy writing and humor all over it. I laughed out loud multiple times, just like I did with the original trilogy. Such a fucking far cry from the shitty baby fart joke "humor" of the prequels. Some of my favourite humor, something that they didnt really explore at all in the original trilogy, involved the villains. The last thing I expected was Kylo Ren to be involved in with some of the funnier scenes in the film. From the face to face confrontation with Poe (Ok, who talks first?) to him raging like a mother fucker on those computers when he heard that Finn was alive and escaped, to him destroying that door and the storm troopers PEACING THE FUCK OUT to the jedi mind trick scene
so many laughs were had. The list goes on, too. These are real characters with real emotions. Like the original trilogy. They talk like real people, they celebrate like real people. They joke and use sarcasm like real people. They use the force.
Practical effects. They were back and they were spectacular. I had a huge smile on my face as Rey walked around that marketplace and later when they went into that cantina. So many real
things, as opposed to fake, ugly CG shit. This world is absolutely lived in. It's not a green screen video game world, that's for sure.
Art direction is top tier, as youd expect from a Star Wars film. The new stormtrooper designs, BB-8, the lightsaber battle in the snowy woods
the list goes on. Its a gorgeous film from top to bottom. The cinematography was top notch as well. The shot of Rey speeding by the downed Star Destroyer, her chilling by the downed AT-AT, and of course the final shot
while its too early to say for sure, I saw stuff in this film that I think will become iconic scenes in Star Wars history. There were more memorable shots in this film then all three prequels combined.
The lightsaber fights were great. Gone is the heavily choreographed flippy perfect emotionless bullshit of the prequels and back from the OT is the raw, gritty battles between two people trying to kill each other with laser swords. Loved it. Again, JJ knew just what to deliver on after the prequels to reassure fans that things will be better from now on, and I really do hope it continues.
My crowd cheered at many points during the film, but two scenes stand out. First was Rey using the force to grab the lightsaber during the final battle. Just fantastic stuff. What a moment. THIS IS STAR WARS. Next, as youd expect, was the reveal of Luke. That one gave me the goosebumps, as Luke was always my favourite character in Star Wars.
I can say with complete confidence that the final shot in The Force Awakens is the finest final shot of all Star Wars movies. Perfection.
WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE:
Very little. Nothing about this movie had me thinking OKAY THATS DUMB AS HELL, which went through my head every 5 minutes or less while watching the prequels. It's pretty much just nitpicks. I probably have less nitpicks about TFA than Return of the Jedi, though the highs of Jedi are probably higher than TFA's, which is why I'd still rank it above TFA.
First of all,
the lack of the 20th Century Fox jingle was disappointing. There was really nothing inserted there to fill that void
My biggest disappointment with the film is probably the score. Dont get me wrong: John Williams is the GOAT, and this soundtrack is still better than probably 90% of films. But he being the GOAT is exactly why I was disappointed
this is probably the only time Ill ever say this, but I think
even the prequels had more memorable music than TFA. There were some great usages of music in this film, especially bringing back some classic themes from the OT when certain characters or moments happened on screen, but there is no Imperial March equivalent, no cantina theme (they tried lol), no Duel of Fates. Ive left the film and there isnt really a piece of music that has stuck in my head, and even the god awful prequels managed to accomplish that.
Why didnt the death star (or whatever its called) explode at the end? I was waiting for that shit! It just became a big lava ball
and thats was it. Kinda strange choice there.
Phasma was a fairly puzzling character. What was up with her? She kinda did nothing
and then she was taken prisoner and forced to lower the shields. And that was that. Gone. Strange. I expected more from her, though the lack of Phasma didnt particularly hurt the film. I hear she will be in episode 8, though. I look forward to that.
I dont think they did a great job of making Kylo Ren intimidating in this film. He started out fine: force choking fools and torturing people with the force. Thats some Vader-esque shit, and thats good: in many ways hes clearly playing the Vader role as the main bad guy of the film. But he becomes less bad ass as the film goes on. His temper tantrums, while funny, hurt his credibility as the main bad guy. Maybe Im just wrongfully going into this expecting all sith lords to act the same, or similar, but Id think someone in his position would have a bit more composure than that. Then, he kinda gets his ass kicked in this movie! A lot! He gets shot multiple times and gets WHOOPED by someone who has, presumably, never held a lightsaber before. Again, we dont know much about Kylo Ren or how long hes been training, but I got the impression at the beginning of the film (when he uses the force to reflect that blaster shot and keep it just levitating on the spot) that he had a pretty damn solid control over the force. So why did he let Chewie shoot him? Or Finn? How did Rey defeat him in a lightsaber duel? Maybe Rey has Skywalker blood, but Ben
certainly does! I found that all a little strange, but I get the feeling a lot of this will be addressed in episode 8, so Im not too worried. I just want to get all of this down somewhere
On that note,
Snoke wasnt very intimidating either. The imagery between Kylo Ren and Snoke clearly draws a parallel to Vader and the Emperor. They call Snoke the Supreme Leader, right? Id love to see how he got into that position. Hes been doing a pretty poor job of training up sith lords, honestly. Even Palpys goons in the prequels were more impressive than Kylo Ren, and he has Skywalker blood in him! Im half kidding, but my real gripe with Snoke is the fact that hes a CG character. Honestly, Snokes design is not great. Its a tough task to follow the Emperor in the Supreme Leader role, especially in the looks department, but Snoke isnt cutting it for me so far. I do wish they used a real actor for such a seemingly important role.
This might just be me, but
there was still too much CG for my liking. I like Star Wars gritty and dirty. Stuff like explosions are fine using CG, and even some shots of environments or space battles (dont overdo it like the prequels, though). Its the CG characters that kill me. While this film had a ton of practical effects and real people in alien costume, the few CG characters in places like the Jakku market or the cantina stood out like a sore thumb. It was almost like the special edition of A New Hope, honestly. Obviously not THAT bad, but they dont belong! I did not like the portrayal of Maz Kanata at all. She was a fairly important character, but the fact that she was CG took me out of the scene. I know its a lot cheaper and easier to just CG a character and mo cap, but look at Jabba from Return of the Jedi. Fucking thing is real, with snot coming out of his nose and drool coming out of his mouth. Its fucking GROSS. You think that feeling still gets across if hes CG? I dont think so. Jabba required SIX puppeteers to make it work, and the final product was fantastic and unforgettable. And that was 1983.
Id love to see a major alien character in a modern Star Wars film that was a puppet rather than a mo capped CG character.
All in all, Im still in shock that its 2015 and I can say I just went to the theatre and saw a great, new Star Wars movie. Thank you JJ, you fucking did it. Thank you George Lucas for selling Star Wars so talented people could keep making good Star Wars films. All I want to do right now is go back to the theatre so I can watch and enjoy it again.