Realpic Gaf |OT| January 2016 edition [Shocking revelation post #11890]

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Rando girl approached him at Starbucks asking if he had tweezers "or at least some cheese". For reasons, he had cheese and nothing else in his backpack. He gave her the cheese and let her go without getting any other information.

Oh, this is exciting!
 
Hey GAF. Good luck with cheese stats girl ^-^

Here's a pic I took last night stuck onboard
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That would be a stinky sauna. Especially if they eat some garlicy cheese beforehand.

I disagree marrec. Love in the sauna can be pretty steamy.
 
That would be a stinky sauna. Especially if they eat some garlicy cheese beforehand.

I disagree marrec. Love in the sauna can be pretty steamy.

I hate getting sweaty while just sitting around. Baths are awful because all I do is sweat and have no fun. Saunas are worse.
 
how have i been gone for days and this still is about food and saunas
 
Let's face it, Saunas are for sweat fat old hairy guys in tiny towels, they aren't for cheese, love, or cheese based love.
true dat!
Wonder if he's going to tell her a dozen or more people know her as cheese girl and discuss their every move



it was selfish of you to turn the guy down btw, you robbed us all of a good story
he can't! we're his advisors, we're the people in the shadows.

actually he's been calling and texting me several times(even though I haven't picked up once lol), we were actually going to meet tomorrow, but after all the stuff I wasn't sure to see him at all anymore..soo ehh still really didn't resolve that. don't know what to say.
bleh, this is stupid. I just wanna chill, this is anti chill.

how have i been gone for days and this still is about food and saunas

we're just coming back to it. you missed some new stuff about raspberries inbetween.
 
actually he's been calling and texting me several times(even though I haven't picked up once lol), we were actually going to meet tomorrow, but after all the stuff I wasn't sure to see him at all anymore..soo ehh still really didn't resolve that. don't know what to say.
bleh, this is stupid. I just wanna chill, this is anti chill.

oh I thought you said you broke it off with him already.
 
oh I thought you said you broke it off with him already.

I turned down the sauna date and it was over for me in my head at that point. he kept inquiring about meeting up though. I've been busy with my thesis so I mostly ignored all of that, now I feel like I kinda have to say something
 
Agree to meet him and then ask him if he's got any tweezers, or at least some cheese, then when he says no (who carries around cheese with them excepting Jeff?) be like "this isn't going to ever work out I'm sorry" and split.
 
I turned down the sauna date and it was over for me in my head at that point. he kept inquiring about meeting up though. I've been busy with my thesis so I mostly ignored all of that, now I feel like I kinda have to say something

What? a sauna for a date? that's a new one. Bold move lol
 
I hate getting sweaty while just sitting around. Baths are awful because all I do is sweat and have no fun. Saunas are worse.
You dont have fun in the bath? You dont even put your bottom lip under the water and the top lip above the water and make motorboat noises?
 
i sense somethign amazing is about to happen
it's in the air *o*

Break him. Full ice queen



we won't know for a little while, at least :(

lol. I still don't really know what his deal actually was, he seemed nice apart from the creepy stuff. he doesn't really deserve ice queen mode I guess...
but like 4real though..do I just say I'm not interested anymore or also tell him why?

Agree to meet him and then ask him if he's got any tweezers, or at least some cheese, then when he says no (who carries around cheese with them excepting Jeff?) be like "this isn't going to ever work out I'm sorry" and split.

sounds like a plan!
 
lol. I still don't really know what his deal actually was, he seemed nice apart from the creepy stuff. he doesn't really deserve ice queen mode I guess...
but like 4real though..do I just say I'm not interested anymore or also tell him why?

lol

as for how to break it off, uh, you haven't broken it off before? have a hard time believing that. there's no really nice way to do it. you could try being a dick to him until he stops wanting to go out with you but that's really a longer game and doesn't work over the short term.
 
lol. I still don't really know what his deal actually was, he seemed nice apart from the creepy stuff. he doesn't really deserve ice queen mode I guess...
but like 4real though..do I just say I'm not interested anymore or also tell him why?

For real just tell him that you're not looking for any company, it's not working out, thanx for the memories. Unless he's a giant baby he'll get it.

You dont have fun in the bath? You dont even put your bottom lip under the water and the top lip above the water and make motorboat noises?

I've never once had any fun in the bath, tried to have sex in one once and it was awful. Keep in mind I'm 6'4" so most baths are like tiny little bowls compared to my giant frame.
 
Bunch of savages.
Peanut butter = crushed peanuts in a jar.
People make fun of Tom Brady for being the face of male Uggs.
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This picture is so terrible haha.
Statistics class didn't start until today. Speaking of which, gotta put my phone away for 75 minutes now.

I am definitely talking to her after class however. She noticed me and thanked me again for the cheese. She isn't getting away that easily. We are going to learn what her deal is.

TODAY.
I knew we hadn't seen the last of cheese girl. Did you say "Havarti met before?"
Here's a pic I took last night stuck onboard
Pretty!
 
I still don't really know what his deal actually was, he seemed nice apart from the creepy stuff. he doesn't really deserve ice queen mode I guess...
but like 4real though..do I just say I'm not interested anymore or also tell him why

Tell him you still love your ex. Or that you have herpes or something lol
 
Do I even want to know what he suggested for the first date?
going for a coffee...BUT he actually did invite me up to his apartment immediately

lol

as for how to break it off, uh, you haven't broken it off before? have a hard time believing that. there's no really nice way to do it. you could try being a dick to him until he stops wanting to go out with you but that's really a longer game and doesn't work over the short term.

I have but this is kinda different, I'll be bound to see him around I guess. I don't really wanna ghost him.
 
Trab, just tell him you met someone else and hit it off, sorry.

Holy shit marrec is huge.

I'm 6'2', and it's uncommon to see someone clearly taller than me. Whenever I do I'm instantly distracted and maybe a little intimidated, because that's my one advantage (I'm also kinda thin).

going for a coffee...BUT he actually did invite me up to his apartment immediately
I have but this is kinda different, I'll be bound to see him around I guess. I don't really wanna ghost him.

You could try the "met someone else" thing, but if that's not true and you don't want to lie then just say you ain't interested. You don't owe him anything
 
Not as tall as marrec but can confirm, bathtubs are like sitting in a bowl.

if I sit down in the tub, my feet touch the drain end and my hips touch the other end.
 
you guys are right, thanks. guess I'm being a sissy about this. :S


phew after that I'll stay away from dating for a while. I just wanna eat pancakes and watch Sailor Moon in peace.

lol i'm glad you're still alive. Just out curiosity, was this a Tinder date? sounds like some Tinder shit

that was actually one of the few guys that came to talk to me in real life. well..handed me over his number at least.
 
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