Realpic Gaf |OT| January 2016 edition [Shocking revelation post #11890]

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FyreWulff said:
Not as tall as marrec but can confirm, bathtubs are like sitting in a bowl.

if I sit down in the tub, my feet touch the drain end and my hips touch the other end.
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Ya, back to the tub thing, the worst is that showerheads are all around nipple-chin height for me so I always have to do some kinda yoga move to wash my hair and face properly.
 
Jobbs said:
do it trab, I'm bored, think of someone else for a change
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not everyone can have their special cheese person just appear magically out of the blue :(
KaoticBlaze said:
Sounds like a lot of work, just come up to my apartment instead?
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lol
Clydefrog said:
I like pancakes but they make me gag sometimes. It's fun to watch me eat them but not fun for me to eat them.
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vomit&chill?
AcridMeat said:
Any time I think of Tuxedo Mask I remember this comic and laugh.
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haha this is great
 
So I want to name my characters from XCOM after not doing it for almost the whole 30 hours I've put into this game.
So do you want to make some suggestion?

Here's a template with sex, class, rank and nationality use it to suggest your name for the trooper.
Rank | Sex | Class | nationality | [Your suggested name]

Soldiers who need names:

Colonel | Female | Assault | Canadian | [Your suggested name]
Colonel | Male | Heavy | Chinese | [Your suggested name]
Colonel | Male | Sniper | French | [Your suggested name]
Colonel | Female | Assault | American | [Your suggested name]
Colonel | Female | Heavy | Russian | [Your suggested name]
Colonel | Male | Support | Scottish | [Your suggested name]
Major | Male | Mech | Canadian | [Your suggested name]
Captain | Male | Support | Canadian | [Your suggested name]
Captain | Female | Sniper | Australian | [Your suggested name]
Sergeant | Female | Mech | Spanish | [Your suggested name]
Sergeant | Female | Assault | Scottish | [Your suggested name]
Sergeant | Female | Heavy | Argentinian | [Your suggested name]
 
Bro, I have trouble coming up with a single name for RPG protagonists. My XCOM soldiers were just named after real life buddies.

Also one was named Nacho.

You should name one Nacho.
 
I named my characters after RL friends and I let the consequences stand any time one of them died or whatever. Only one of my friends made it through the playthrough. Made for some funny stories.

LookAtMeGo said:
You have to name one of the Scottish ones Silph. Also, paging silph. Hope you're doing alright bud.
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Put this thread in the game and report back whenever one of us dies.
 
if my calculations are right, he(jeff) should be out of class any minute now.

professor: so, has anyone any further questions about this statistics stuff? no, okay then-

jeff: WHY THE CHEESE? WHYYY?

professor: uhm..eh..what..please sit down, young man!

jeff: I WILL NOT SIT, I WILL NOT BE CALMED.
*pointing at chesse girl* YOU! You didn't just take my cheese, you took my heart.

professor: we can't stand in the way of these two people brought together through the power of dairy products, class dismissed!
 
marrec said:
Bro, I can trouble coming up with a single name for RPG protagonists. My XCOM soldiers were just named after real life buddies.

Also one was named Nacho.

You should name one Nacho.
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Seriously, I think i spend more time in the character creator trying to think of a good name than I do actually playing my games lol
 
Spirited said:
So I want to name my characters from XCOM after not doing it for almost the whole 30 hours I've put into this game.
So do you want to make some suggestion?

Here's a template with sex, class, rank and nationality use it to suggest your name for the trooper.
Rank | Sex | Class | nationality | [Your suggested name]

Soldiers who need names:
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Idea thief :P
 
trab pu kcip said:
if my calculations are right, he(jeff) should be out of class any minute now.

professor: so, has anyone any further questions about this statistics stuff? no, okay then-

jeff: WHY THE CHEESE? WHYYY?

professor: uhm..eh..what..please sit down, young man!

jeff: I WILL NOT SIT, I WILL NOT BE CALMED.
*pointing at chesse girl* YOU! You didn't just take my cheese, you took my heart.

professor: we can't stand in the way of these two people brought together through the power of dairy products, class dismissed!
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this seems likely
 
trab pu kcip said:
if my calculations are right, he should be out of class any minute now.

professor: so, has anyone any further questions about this statistics stuff? no, okay then-

jeff: WHY THE CHEESE? WHYYY?

professor: uhm..eh..what..please sit down, young man!

jeff: I WILL NOT SIT, I WILL NOT BE CALMED.
*pointing at chesse girl* YOU! You didn't just take my chesse, you took my heart.

professor: we can't stand in the way of these two people brought together through the power of dairy products, class dismissed!
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lmao I swear GAF needs it's own tv show.
 
Okay, so we just talked and I'll do my best to transcribe the conversation but obviously I'm bound to screw up a bit. This is the gist:


J3FF0: "Hey, so uh, I wanted to ask you something..."
CH3353GIRL: "Let me guess, you want to know why I asked you for tweezers."
J3FF0: "Perceptive of you. Yes. Why tweezers?"
CH3353GIRL: "Okay, I'll level with you. I was taking a survey course over the break and one of our assignments was to go to a random place and see how someone reacts to weird requests."
J3FF0: "Oh... wow. That's... okay."
CH3353GIRL: "Bizarre, right?"
J3FF0: "Honestly? I was expecting weirder. And um, well, so were the twelve or more other people I told about it."
CH3353GIRL: "You told twelve people?!"
J3FF0: "Oh, at least. Say, what did you end up saying about the way I responded to the tweezer request?"
CB3353GIRL: "You were a nice guy and you tried your best."
J3FF0: "And what about the cheese?"
CH3353GIRL: "Oh, yeah. That was just ad lib. That had nothing to do with anything. I was really, really surprised you actually had cheese on you."
J3FF0: "As was I. Well, this is all very fateful."
CH3353GIRL: "It is!"
J3FF0: "Don't suppose you'd feel up to grabbing a coffee together sometime?"
CH3353GIRL: "Like, at that Starbucks?"
J3FF0: "Sure."
CH3353GIRL: "I'd love to. But I should probably warn you now, I'm sort of married."
J3FF0: "Oh. Well, I won't bother trying to deny a twinge of disappointment on that front, but... I still think you'd be fun to talk to?"
CH3353GIRL: "OK! I'm Sara, by the way! I'm sorry if this is so cheesy!"
J3FF0: "I'm Jeff!"


So there we have it. I'm not kidding when I sat she said "cheesy" at the end there; I really think she's cheese-sessive compulsive or something. But she seems cool otherwise and dammit I wish she weren't taken because this would have been quite the HIMYM spinoff.

Cheddar luck next time, me.

trab pu kcip said:
phew after that I'll stay away from dating for a while. I just wanna eat pancakes and watch Sailor Moon in peace.
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That's an extremely #winning lifestyle, no exaggeration. Enjoy, but be warned: eating pancakes + watching Sailor Moon = more guys than ever are going to be interested.

Erm, okay, fine, maybe I'm weird for being a guy who likes Sailor Moon...
 
I am tempted to create a pun for every name as a challenge. But I'm not entirely feeling it.

I also am trying to convince myself to close my door for the past 15 minutes.

EDIT: Only sort of married? So you are telling me that there is a chance!?
 
JeffZero said:
Okay, so we just talked and I'll do my best to transcribe the conversation but obviously I'm bound to screw up a bit. This is the gist:


J3FF0: "Hey, so uh, I wanted to ask you something..."
CH3353GIRL: "Let me guess, you want to know why I asked you for tweezers."
J3FF0: "Perceptive of you. Yes. Why tweezers?"
CH3353GIRL: "Okay, I'll level with you. I was taking a survey course over the break and one of our assignments was to go to a random place and see how someone reacts to weird requests."
J3FF0: "Oh... wow. That's... okay."
CH3353GIRL: "Bizarre, right?"
J3FF0: "Honestly? I was expecting weirder. And um, well, so were the twelve or more other people I told about it."
CH3353GIRL: "You told twelve people?!"
J3FF0: "Oh, at least. Say, what did you end up saying about the way I responded to the tweezer request?"
CB3353GIRL: "You were a nice guy and you tried your best."
J3FF0: "And what about the cheese?"
CH3353GIRL: "Oh, yeah. That was just ad lib. That had nothing to do with anything. I was really, really surprised you actually had cheese on you."
J3FF0: "As was I. Well, this is all very fateful."
CH3353GIRL: "It is!"
J3FF0: "Don't suppose you'd feel up to grabbing a coffee together sometime?"
CH3353GIRL: "Like, at that Starbucks?"
J3FF0: "Sure."
CH3353GIRL: "I'd love to. But I should probably warn you now, I'm sort of married."
J3FF0: "Oh. Well, I won't bother trying to deny a twinge of disappointment on that front, but... I still think you'd be fun to talk to?"
CH3353GIRL: "OK! I'm Sara, by the way! I'm sorry if this is so cheesy!"
J3FF0: "I'm Jeff!"


So there we have it. I'm not kidding when I sat she said "cheesy" at the end there; I really think she's cheese-sessive compulsive or something. But she seems cool otherwise and dammit I wish she weren't taken because this would have been quite the HIMYM spinoff.

Cheddar luck next time, me.
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Well, this is still awesome.
 
JeffZero said:
Okay, so we just talked and I'll do my best to transcribe the conversation but obviously I'm bound to screw up a bit. This is the gist:


J3FF0: "Hey, so uh, I wanted to ask you something..."
CH3353GIRL: "Let me guess, you want to know why I asked you for tweezers."
J3FF0: "Perceptive of you. Yes. Why tweezers?"
CH3353GIRL: "Okay, I'll level with you. I was taking a survey course over the break and one of our assignments was to go to a random place and see how someone reacts to weird requests."
J3FF0: "Oh... wow. That's... okay."
CH3353GIRL: "Bizarre, right?"
J3FF0: "Honestly? I was expecting weirder. And um, well, so were the twelve or more other people I told about it."
CH3353GIRL: "You told twelve people?!"
J3FF0: "Oh, at least. Say, what did you end up saying about the way I responded to the tweezer request?"
CB3353GIRL: "You were a nice guy and you tried your best."
J3FF0: "And what about the cheese?"
CH3353GIRL: "Oh, yeah. That was just ad lib. That had nothing to do with anything. I was really, really surprised you actually had cheese on you."
J3FF0: "As was I. Well, this is all very fateful."
CH3353GIRL: "It is!"
J3FF0: "Don't suppose you'd feel up to grabbing a coffee together sometime?"
CH3353GIRL: "Like, at that Starbucks?"
J3FF0: "Sure."
CH3353GIRL: "I'd love to. But I should probably warn you now, I'm sort of married."
J3FF0: "Oh. Well, I won't bother trying to deny a twinge of disappointment on that front, but... I still think you'd be fun to talk to?"
CH3353GIRL: "OK! I'm Sara, by the way! I'm sorry if this is so cheesy!"
J3FF0: "I'm Jeff!"


So there we have it. I'm not kidding when I sat she said "cheesy" at the end there; I really think she's cheese-sessive compulsive or something. But she seems cool otherwise and dammit I wish she weren't taken because this would have been quite the HIMYM spinoff.

Cheddar luck next time, me.
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Damn bro, why are the good ones always taken? :-(

It's like I was reading a passage of my
non-existent
dating life.

There's always next time.
 
So I've decided to put in you guys as names, first name is your neogaf names and then last name is something a bit funny or something that I remember you by in thread at times.

Like "Silph P.B.Hater"

Or with people with longer names "Infinite Bento~~"
 
JeffZero said:
.

Cheddar luck next time, me.



That's an extremely #winning lifestyle, no exaggeration. Enjoy, but be warned: eating pancakes + watching Sailor Moon = more guys than ever are going to be interested.

Erm, okay, fine, maybe I'm weird for being a guy who likes Sailor Moon...
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damn :(
at least we got an explanation...I mean at least YOU got an explanation, that's what counts!

I hate married people, they're everywhere. people need to be not married. the outside world should belong to single people, because they need to meet other single people!
no offense

aw. well at least you can concentrate on watching Sailor Moon too now. like you already put it, it's probably the secret to making people fall for you anyway

marrec said:
Jeff she's only sorta married so it's okay.
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yeah the way she put it, lol
 
I don't think she's married. Did she have a ring on?


I feel like my wife wouldn't randomly go out for coffee with a stranger.
 
DrM said:
Diagnosis wise :P
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Even that I usually know even when I went for my appendix this weekend.


trab pu kcip said:
damn :(
at least we got an explanation...I mean at least YOU got an explanation, that's what counts!

I hate married people, they're everywhere. people need to be not married. the outside world should belong to single people, because they need to meet other single people!
no offense

aw. well at least you can concentrate on watching Sailor Moon too now. like you already put it, it's probably the secret to making people fall for you anyway



yeah the way she put it, lol
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Says that single people need to meet other single people, says she'll stop dating for a while. Does not compute.
 
Halcyon said:
I don't think she's married. Did she have a ring on?


I feel like my wife wouldn't randomly go out for coffee with a stranger.
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yeah it's weird. but she could've just said that she has a bf or something too...I don't think making up a marriage is likely to be an excuse D:
 
The single shall inherit the earth, trab. Believe!

She had three rings on, Halcyon, including a really nice one on the appropriate finger. So I don't know. The three rings part sort of threw me for a loop, but I mostly believe her. People are different; some are more okay with random fellow-student post-class coffee chats than others, I imagine.

Of course, yeah, she did indeed say SORTA, and that was definitely kind of odd.
 
JeffZero said:
Okay, so we just talked and I'll do my best to transcribe the conversation but obviously I'm bound to screw up a bit. This is the gist:


J3FF0: "Hey, so uh, I wanted to ask you something..."
CH3353GIRL: "Let me guess, you want to know why I asked you for tweezers."
J3FF0: "Perceptive of you. Yes. Why tweezers?"
CH3353GIRL: "Okay, I'll level with you. I was taking a survey course over the break and one of our assignments was to go to a random place and see how someone reacts to weird requests."
J3FF0: "Oh... wow. That's... okay."
CH3353GIRL: "Bizarre, right?"
J3FF0: "Honestly? I was expecting weirder. And um, well, so were the twelve or more other people I told about it."
CH3353GIRL: "You told twelve people?!"
J3FF0: "Oh, at least. Say, what did you end up saying about the way I responded to the tweezer request?"
CB3353GIRL: "You were a nice guy and you tried your best."
J3FF0: "And what about the cheese?"
CH3353GIRL: "Oh, yeah. That was just ad lib. That had nothing to do with anything. I was really, really surprised you actually had cheese on you."
J3FF0: "As was I. Well, this is all very fateful."
CH3353GIRL: "It is!"
J3FF0: "Don't suppose you'd feel up to grabbing a coffee together sometime?"
CH3353GIRL: "Like, at that Starbucks?"
J3FF0: "Sure."
CH3353GIRL: "I'd love to. But I should probably warn you now, I'm sort of married."
J3FF0: "Oh. Well, I won't bother trying to deny a twinge of disappointment on that front, but... I still think you'd be fun to talk to?"
CH3353GIRL: "OK! I'm Sara, by the way! I'm sorry if this is so cheesy!"
J3FF0: "I'm Jeff!"


So there we have it. I'm not kidding when I sat she said "cheesy" at the end there; I really think she's cheese-sessive compulsive or something. But she seems cool otherwise and dammit I wish she weren't taken because this would have been quite the HIMYM spinoff.

Cheddar luck next time, me.
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well that's that... credit for going for it, though.

That's an extremely #winning lifestyle, no exaggeration. Enjoy, but be warned: eating pancakes + watching Sailor Moon = more guys than ever are going to be interested.

Erm, okay, fine, maybe I'm weird for being a guy who likes Sailor Moon...
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not me. fuuuck anime...

.. don't hit me, thread who almost universally seems to like anime
 
marrec said:
Keep in mind I'm 6'4" so most baths are like tiny little bowls compared to my giant frame.
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I'm only 6'0 (5'11.5"), and I can only fit half of me in most tubs— feet to ass or ass to mouthfeet.

Prophet Steve said:
Only sort of married? So you are telling me that there is a chance!?
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"long term monogamous relationship". A friend of mine used to tell this to would-be paramours; it didn't thwart terrible poems and other creepiness nearly as much as she would have liked.

Halcyon said:
I feel like my wife wouldn't randomly go out for coffee with a stranger.
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Why wouldn't one do that if the other person seemed interesting? Don't hide it and most problems can be avoided.
 
I hate this day...so let's think about tomorrow.

Gaf tomorrow 3 blu rays will arrive. Guardians of the Galaxy, Blade Runner Final Cut aaand Mad Max,

I've seen all 3 movies already..but I'll want to watch them all tomorrow. what do you all think about this order:
Mad Max: FR
Blade Runner
Guardians
?

yay movie day
 
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