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[Count Dookkake]

You have to laugh if someone farts or says some sexy talk that doesn't really make sense.

 

[trab pu kcip]

No and no

...:c

:c

Spoiler

at least we have emo music.

 

[FloatOn]

Her laughing? You laughing? Her laughing at you? Both laughing together?

I laughed and I can't even remember speciically at what. I think I may have been a bit delirious from the full time work + full time school hustle. So when asked I didn't have a specific reason which made things kind of weird I think

 

[Silphonica]

I went to sit a girl on top of a washing machine in the basement at a party and missed the washer and dropped her and she smashed her head on a wooden beam. I made sure she was OK and we had a good laugh but it kind of killed the mood.

Lmao, couple of minutes should be enough time to reset.

I tend not to pick girls up anymore, I traumatised myself. Gf wanted to move from the sofa to the bed, so I picked her up, I thought it would be a good idea to hop from the sofa arm rest and leap to the bed. Fell over really fast, managed to land on the bed, but we knocked skulls.

it resulted in a migraine all night.

 

[marrec]

I laughed and I can't even remember speciically at what. I think I may have been a bit delirious from the full time work + full time school hustle. So when asked I didn't have a specific reason which made things kind of weird I think

See, you were euphoric, which causes people to laugh. Ain't no problem.

 

[DrM]

I laughed once when I got cramp in my leg during sex. She ofcourse thought something else and that was the last sex with her

idk, I can't figure out which ones, this actually drives me crazy. it's just sometimes I would notice a guy's hoodie smell extreemly clean and I just wanna cuddle up in it forever instantly.

I still don't know what brand causes it. with me the detergent smell never really sticks around after washing my clothes, it just becomes neutral after some time :l

It must be some kind of softner like Silan or something, normal washing agent (liquid or powdered) won't stick for so long on any clothes. Believe me, I sell this stuff in the store

 

[Dai101]

hey so, has anyone ever laughed during sex?

Yes. Why you ask?

 

[Prophet Steve]

:c

Spoiler

at least we have emo music.

I don't have emo music.

 

[liliththepale]

I laughed and I can't even remember speciically at what. I think I may have been a bit delirious from the full time work + full time school hustle. So when asked I didn't have a specific reason which made things kind of weird I think

Yeah, laughing without being able to explain why can appear manic in lots of situations, not just sex.

But I usually get super playful during foreplay and this often leads to giggle fits.

 

[marrec]

Lmao, couple of minutes should be enough time to reset.

I tend not to pick girls up anymore, I traumatised myself. Gf wanted to move from the sofa to the bed, so I picked her up, I thought it would be a good idea to hop from the sofa arm rest and leap to the bed. Fell over really fast, managed to land on the bed, but we knocked skulls.

it resulted in a migraine all night.

Same kinda story but when we managed to jump onto the bed (together, entwined, making the beast with two backs as it were) I accidentally rammed into her cervix and totally destroyed her will to continue that night.

So no more of that then.

 

[Jobbs]

Same kinda story but when we managed to jump onto the bed (together, entwined, making the beast with two backs as it were) I accidentally rammed into her cervix and totally destroyed her will to continue that night.

So no more of that then.

Oh my

 

[trab pu kcip]

I laughed once when I got cramp in my leg during sex. She ofcourse thought something else and that was the last sex with her



It must be some kind of softner like Silan or something, normal washing agent (liquid or powdered) won't stick for so long on any clothes. Believe me, I sell this stuff in the store

didn't you explain it?

so since you're the expert..which one smells the freshest? *o*

I don't have emo music.

undertale? plus you can always have emo music!

 

[Trey]

it took a while, and some concentration, but I've finally conquered my impulse to laugh any time the pussy farts.

 

[Numb]

it took a while, and some concentration, but I've finally conquered my impulse to laugh any time the pussy farts.

lol

 

[AcridMeat]

Crap I am now in the Andrew WK mood.

This piano intro he does on his DVD to I Get Wet is so splendid.

I once met him, we talked about the trees on Berkeley's campus. haha

 

[Prophet Steve]

Same kinda story but when we managed to jump onto the bed (together, entwined, making the beast with two backs as it were) I accidentally rammed into her cervix and totally destroyed her will to continue that night.

So no more of that then.

For some reason I suddenly see your tag in a different light.

Does ketchup on your hotdog refer to period sex?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

This thread right now

 

[FloatOn]

it took a while, and some concentration, but I've finally conquered my impulse to laugh any time the pussy farts.

yo dawg you can't just casually bring up pussy farts like that

 

[Prophet Steve]

didn't you explain it?

so since you're the expert..which one smells the freshest? *o*


undertale? plus you can always have emo music!

Is Undertale soundtrack what we consider emo now?

 

[FloatOn]

I remember the get up kids

I remember being angsty about it

 

[Silphonica]

Same kinda story but when we managed to jump onto the bed (together, entwined, making the beast with two backs as it were) I accidentally rammed into her cervix and totally destroyed her will to continue that night.

So no more of that then.

stealthbrag?

it took a while, and some concentration, but I've finally conquered my impulse to laugh any time the pussy farts.

stronger than me

Crap I am now in the Andrew WK mood.

This piano intro he does on his DVD to I Get Wet is so splendid.


I once met him, we talked about the trees on Berkeley's campus. haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

Does ketchup on your hotdog refer to period sex?

I accidently fucked a girl on her period, I almost fucking lost my mind when I saw the aftermath

 

[Baroquemantic]

it took a while, and some concentration, but I've finally conquered my impulse to laugh any time the pussy farts.

Lol

 

[trab pu kcip]

Is Undertale soundtrack what we consider emo now?

no, I just meant that Undertale is some kind of substitute. althouuugh it is kinda emo.

 

[marrec]

For some reason I suddenly see your tag in a different light.

Does ketchup on your hotdog refer to period sex?

No, but I mean, if you can walk in mud right?

I got no problem with period sex unlike some dudes.

 

[Clydefrog]

I like the smell of chlorine. Oh, we are not talking about smells anymore.

 

[Silphonica]

No, but I mean, if you can walk in mud right?

I got no problem with period sex unlike some dudes.

Yeah, if you can stomach dealing with a bed that looks like it has been used to sacrifice a goat

 

[trab pu kcip]

No, but I mean, if you can walk in mud right?

I got no problem with period sex unlike some dudes.

your dentist will appreciate that

 

[Prophet Steve]

no, I just meant that Undertale is some kind of substitute. althouuugh it is kinda emo.

Alien movies and ice cream for a painful throat today.

I was thinking to play Never Alone tomorrow but I now realize the irony.

 

[Jobbs]

No, but I mean, if you can walk in mud right?

I got no problem with period sex unlike some dudes.

It's not my thing but I'll do it if I have to

 

[AcridMeat]

Speaking of teen angst, I saw a Choking Victim record in a shop in Portland over the holiday. I was taken aback since their selection was pretty limited and had never seen a record of theirs in person. $25 though fuck thaaaaaat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

This is the song to amp me up to play Dark Souls. I need to get back to 2 when I have time.

I'm going ice skating for the first time in my life tonight.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Alien movies and ice cream for a painful throat today.

I was thinking to play Never Alone tomorrow but I now realize the irony.

that's good too!

ooh I love that game. haven't finished it myself though :X

 

[LookAtMeGo]

 

[marrec]

your dentist will appreciate that

:lol

Yeah, if you can stomach dealing with a bed that looks like it has been used to sacrifice a goat

Well you gotta prepare the area before hand. Used to have specific towels for this.

 

[Silphonica]

Speaking of teen angst, I saw a Choking Victim record in a shop in Portland over the holiday. I was taken aback since their selection was pretty limited.
This is the song to amp me up to play Dark Souls. I need to get back to 2 when I have time.

I'm going ice skating for the first time in my life tonight.

I learned of W.K from a halo montage back when I was in high school.

Also that will not go well, good luck tho

Well you gotta prepare the area before hand. Used to have specific towels for this.

Nah, she never told me, we did in the dark. Actually something felt off during it, but I powered through. Lights back on and fucking blood everywhere, It took everything i had to keep my composure.

 

[FloatOn]

Speaking of teen angst, I saw a Choking Victim record in a shop in Portland over the holiday. I was taken aback since their selection was pretty limited and had never seen a record of theirs in person. $25 though fuck thaaaaaat.
This is the song to amp me up to play Dark Souls. I need to get back to 2 when I have time.

I'm going ice skating for the first time in my life tonight.

falling sucks. get used to it.

Well you gotta prepare the area before hand. Used to have specific towels for this.

shower curtain

 

[trab pu kcip]

really? because of period sex or what? ;p

 

[LookAtMeGo]

really? because of period sex or what? ;p

The bed looking like you sacrificed a goat on it to be exact.
Im just playing anyway. Nothing really grosses me out except pineapple on pizza.

 

[Silphonica]

The bed looking like you sacrificed a goat on it to be exact.

You'd be surprised how much a little blood can be smeared fucking all ways during shagging.

edit: I feel like im the only one who is put off by this shit.

 

[marrec]

Nah, she never told me, we did in the dark. Actually something felt off during it, but I powered through. Lights back on and fucking blood everywhere, It took everything i had to keep my composure.

Yea those times when you find out she's on by having sex aren't the best.

But hey, at least you just had sex so yay

Also, :lol at "fucking blood".

 

[trab pu kcip]

The bed looking like you sacrificed a goat on it to be exact.

kinda hot.

Spoiler

just put a towel underneath or something. I never experienced such a mess.

 

[Jobbs]

kinda hot.

Spoiler

just put a towel underneath or something. I never experienced such a mess.

Hemophiliac confirmed?

Edit wrong word I thibk

 

[Sai-kun]

kinda hot.

Spoiler

just put a towel underneath or something. I never experienced such a mess.

red towels were created for exactly this purpose

 

[Silphonica]

kinda hot.

Spoiler

just put a towel underneath or something. I never experienced such a mess.

I get the fact girls can be hornier on their period, and it might be the fact that I had no idea she was flowing. But that shit spread like salmonella, it was over my fingers, in which I touched her white wall next to the bed at one point, horror movie material.

 

[marrec]

Science Fact Time With Marrec:

Women on their period are hornier than ever.

Spoiler

well, in general

This has been Science Fact Time With Marrec!

 

[Numb]

THIS THREAD

 

[FloatOn]

Science Fact Time With Marrec:

Women on their period are hornier than ever.

Spoiler

well, in general

This has been Science Fact Time With Marrec!

unless they are in "I hate everything and want to die" mode

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I get the fact girls can be hornier on their period, and it might be the fact that I had no idea she was flowing. But that shit spread like salmonella, it was over my fingers, in which I touched her white wall next to the bed at one point, horror movie material.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Science Fact Time With Marrec:

Women on their period are hornier than ever.

Spoiler

well, in general

This has been Science Fact Time With Marrec!

confirmed.

 

[Sai-kun]

I touched her white wall next to the bed at one point, horror movie material.

i screamed

 

[Silphonica]

Science Fact Time With Marrec:

Women on their period are hornier than ever.

Spoiler

well, in general

This has been Science Fact Time With Marrec!

The only reason I know this is because I was at chinese karaoke with my gf one day and i was out smoking with her friend. She told me "Girls are really horny on our period"..."im on my period now".


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