GAF last night I had a wet dream
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BakedPigeon
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I guess I just thought it was a myth or something but to have it happen was alarming. I just wanted to know if this was a normal thing.
Polioliolio
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Congrats on your common human experience.
you're on a video gaming enthusiast forum
entremet
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Let's be honest, you were trying for this.
LOL. Not really. But it's a really good match. Good eye!
FeenixRising
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It's not like Toa tells the world about his Kuvira shrine that may smell like sour bleach
Hero_of_the_Day
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No, this has never happened to anyone else, ever.
Tesseract
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Batmen hath spoke
zer0blivion
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It's completely normal. Were you never taught sex-ed?
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Why bother cleaning it up that's part of having a wet dream
Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
I've never had one is there a way to make it happen? Cause it sounds pretty cool.
NinjamicWZ
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Yeah, just go back to sleep. Your boxers already cleaned it up.
Tesseract
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don't orgasm for about a month, devito will cum to
BakedPigeon
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Haha no. Why would they teach this?
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WhiteRabbitEXE
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I had exactly that happen last night/early this morning.
... cool?
... cool?
Hahaha.... :/ me too
Last time that occurred to me I was in grade school I think, I did not have "the talk" before hand so I was really confused as to what was going on... it was a sticky situation.
I remember watching Spider-Man in theaters around the same time too ... So that was awkward
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Because it happens
| Praxis |
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There are some holes only god can fill.
JadedWriter
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zer0blivion
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Why would they teach sexual education in general, or wet dreams specifically?
WhiteRabbitEXE
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It's more annoying than anything, really. For me usually the ending of the dream gets ruined by waking up in the middle and having to deal with reality.
Facts
Tesseract
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what is real, mate? follow the white rabbit.
Impotaku
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Starwolf_UK
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It is like if you wet the bed but instead of wet urine you have have sticky seamen to deal with.
Came to post this.
John Kowalski
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I've never had one... feels like i'm missing the good things in life.
pls no
WhiteRabbitEXE
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Fun story: the day I graduated high school my best friend and his girlfriend had a party and a few of us stayed the night. His girlfriend loaned me some pajama bottoms so I wouldn't have to sleep in my jeans (this was after everyone insisted I just sleep in my underwear, but that would have been way too awkward for me, lol). Woke up the next morning with the pajamas drenched, like, absurdly so. Quickly changed back into my jeans, threw the pajamas into their hamper, and proceeded to never mention it for years, until somehow it finally came up. She thought it was absolutely hilarious, and for my next birthday she gave me the pajamas, lol.
BakedPigeon
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Wet dreams.
Septimus Prime
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It feels like you ejaculated in your sleep.
JadedWriter
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I'm hoping that's not ban worthy.
zer0blivion
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Because it's completely normal, happens to everyone and it helps to be prepared for it.
RandomTiger
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Totally worth it for the quality of dream
Can't say that I keep track - don't have a chart or anything - but near as I can estimate, I have one of these like every five years or so. Pretty rad tbh. Tend to remember them, as they're very intense but also because I ejaculate then wake up like wtf.
Anyway, don't worry, OP. It's generally considered to be something that happens when you're just entering puberty, so people will have a laugh or whatever in between fapping to animes, but who cares.
Just enjoy it man. It's a gift. Like Mad Cobra's smash hit from 1992!
Anyway, don't worry, OP. It's generally considered to be something that happens when you're just entering puberty, so people will have a laugh or whatever in between fapping to animes, but who cares.
Just enjoy it man. It's a gift. Like Mad Cobra's smash hit from 1992!
Fantastical
Death Prophet
Waking up from a wet dream is the best thing ever. I had one a couple years ago and... it was nice.
Tesseract
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Yeah dude, nothing beats waking up in the middle of the night to find your sheets and stomach covered in your own jism. It's a magical surprise.
PlayALLtheGames
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It's much more common in pre teens and teens but it can happen at older ages. I had one at like 22 and was like "wut" because at the time I had steady vagina.
The mess is definitely annoying though and you don't really even get to enjoy the orgasm coz you wake up and are like "WUUUUUUUTTT"
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