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Republican Debate 9 [CBS News] Screw you guys, I'm going home

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"Senator Rubio, how would your administration face the rising concerns regarding climate change?"

"Thank you, moderator. As a fellow hu-man, let me just say that we must ensure we keep this planet capable of supporting life. Any temperature above 2750F is simply unacceptable. We would all melt, right Armericarns??"

*tepid, confused applause*

"Also, we must ensure that our blood-farms are kept viable in the upcoming wasteland. Losing that homo sapien livestock would result in the inabilty to feed our robo-hu-man hybrids, which would obviously be a catastrophic setback for us all. *bleep bloop*"

"Also, let's finally dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing..."
 
What's wrong with Kasich? Genuinely curious. He's the only repub that hasn't been a complete idiot this cycle

He's as bat shit as any Koch funded asshole. He tried to destroy Unions in Ohio, but we bitch slapped him back down. He's just good at hiding his crazy. That's all.
 
I think Bush's argument here reduces to "I'm in favor of spending more money on healthcare, but not if Obama gets to take credit for improving healthcare".
 
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"Senator Rubio, how would your administration face the rising concerns regarding climate change?"

"Thank you, moderator. As a fellow hu-man, let me just say that we must ensure we keep this planet capable of supporting life. Any temperature above 2750F is simply unacceptable. We would all melt, right Armericarns??"

*tepid, confused applause*

"Also, we must ensure that our blood-farms are kept viable in the upcoming wasteland. Losing that homo sapien livestock would result in the inabilty to feed our robo-hu-man hybrids, which would obviously be a catastrophic setback for us all. *bleep bloop*"

"Also, let's finally dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing..."
Hey, where'd you get the script for this debate? No spoilers!
 
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