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[trab pu kcip]

don't share it, ok? OK!?

I AM NOT GOING TO SHARE THIS DOCUMENTATION OF JOBB'S ACTING SKILLS. IF I UNLAWFULLY BREAK THIS CONTRACT I PROMISE TO EAT MY OWN ARM.

SIGN HERE _________________

 

[EatChildren]

Ahahaha 800USD for Vive That'll probs be around 1099€ then.


All hopes on Sony now.

Sony will have the price in the bag. But I need a PC VR tool, not console locked, so I guess I'll have to pony up.

 

[Jobbs]

ohh I see. my mind went straight to preparing for a role in a movie/play for some reason. maybe because you'd make a badass Blanche DuBois.
also yay, finally seen a dick pic.




keep it! that title makes me feel like I'm doing something illegal btw

I would keep it. You do a fine job.

thanks guys you're too kind, but I think I did several different accents at once, so it's a bit weird to listen to. XD

And yes -- DO NOT SHARE! share it and your ass is mine!

 

[trab pu kcip]

thanks guys you're too kind, but I think I did several different accents at once, so it's a bit weird to listen to. XD

And yes -- DO NOT SHARE! share it and your ass is mine!

only the arm, you didn't specify the asses.

 

[Jobbs]

only the arm, you didn't specify the asses.

My mistake. Being a collective consciousness rather than an individual is taking some getting used to.

we need to iron out the kinks

 

[EatChildren]

I like the amalgamated android subtly shifting accents as a byproduct of countless cybernetic iterations and improvements.

But I also like fridge cold pizza sooooo.....

 

[Jobbs]

I like the amalgamated android subtly shifting accents as a byproduct of countless cybernetic iterations and improvements.

But I also like fridge cold pizza sooooo.....

My favorite part is his weird ass sounding echolocation. Squeek squeek squeek

 

[Symphonia]

 

[trab pu kcip]

looking at it again it seems fit for an american [cream]pie spinoff.

 

[Jobbs]

looking at it again it seems fit for an american [cream]pie spinoff.

you gonna fuck that food, breh?

 

[trab pu kcip]

you gonna fuck that food, breh?

you know it bruh

 

[PirateKing]

I like when the nurse does this to me. Not sure why they always say "you can look away it's gonna be disturbing" lol nope hit me three more times please

 

[Jobbs]

I like when the nurse does this to me. Not sure why they always say "you can look away it's gonna be disturbing" lol nope hit me three more times please

dude are we the same person? I oddly like needles and poking and blood drawing. The only time I don't like it is when the dentist pokes the back of your mouth with the needle to put the numbing agent in, that shit hurts

"little poke" ::WORST PAIN AND PRESSURE EVER:: :: JAW SORE FOR THREE DAYS ::

 

[Prophet Steve]

I like when the nurse does this to me. Not sure why they always say "you can look away it's gonna be disturbing" lol nope hit me three more times please

You...like needles?

I mean I don't mind them too much. Although the third time in a few minutes got awful, but actually liking them?

Shit hurts.

 

[Transhuman]

dude are we the same person? I oddly like needles and poking and blood drawing. The only time I don't like it is when the dentist pokes the back of your mouth with the needle to put the numbing agent in, that shit hurts

<Obligatory-joke-about-Jobbs-getting-poked-and-there's-blood-but-he-likes-it> here. But yeah me too. The lightheadedness feels great. No wonder there's so many junkies.

The rush steve it's all about the rush

 

[PirateKing]

dude are we the same person? I oddly like needles and poking and blood drawing. The only time I don't like it is when the dentist pokes the back of your mouth with the needle to put the numbing agent in, that shit hurts

For teeth yeah? I did that when I was a kid and had no problem but I was still nervous. Needles barely hurt. I got 4 injections once, the nurse thought I was weird for not even flinching hahaha

You...like needles?

I mean I don't mind them too much. Although the third time in a few minutes got awful, but actually liking them?

Shit hurts.

I don't actively like them. It's just I don't dislike them, they kinda feel good when they're inside your arm or ass cheeks. Probably explains the rest of the stuff I'm into also hahaha

 

[Prophet Steve]

I didn't feel any rush.

Well, I was getting fever. And my appendix was painful, so I had other things on my mind. But someone painfully poking me with a needle was not great. Probably did not help she kept missing.

And now off to see Deadpool.

 

[Transhuman]

I didn't feel any rush.

Well, I was getting fever. And my appendix was painful, so I had other things on my mind. But someone painfully poking me with a needle was not great. Probably did not help she kept missing.

And now off to see Deadpool.

Not her fault you have tiny veins.

And Deadpool sucked.

But I love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM

 

[trab pu kcip]

For teeth yeah? I did that when I was a kid and had no problem but I was still nervous. Needles barely hurt. I got 4 injections once, the nurse thought I was weird for not even flinching hahaha


I don't actively like them. It's just I don't dislike them, they kinda feel good when they're inside your arm or ass cheeks. Probably explains the rest of the stuff I'm into also hahaha

I don't mind them either but I wouldn't go as far to say they feel good inside my ass cheeks haha

 

[Jobbs]

I was in the hospital last year and they had to put a catheter in. I wasn't aware of it until it was already in, bc they put it in when I was unconscious.

Pee just comes out of you. You aren't aware of it. You just never really have to pee because it comes out. It's kinda like having a super power.

 

[PirateKing]

I didn't feel any rush.

Well, I was getting fever. And my appendix was painful, so I had other things on my mind. But someone painfully poking me with a needle was not great. Probably did not help she kept missing.

And now off to see Deadpool.

How does a nurse miss a shot? Lmao that's bizzare tbh. Even I wouldn't keep missing.
Just came back from Deadpool. It was awesome. Enjoy it

I don't mind them either but I wouldn't go as far to say they feel good inside my ass cheeks haha

I'm not sure if it's just me but once it's in my ass cheek I don't feel the pain anymore.
That just made me realise I might be into hardcore BDSM cuz I haven't tried it yet. Still haven't a met a crazy like me

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hello yes I am awake after going to sleep at like 5AM

What is the conversation?

Liking needles and catheters?

...well. Hm.

 

[trab pu kcip]

How does a nurse miss a shot? Lmao that's bizzare tbh. Even I wouldn't keep missing.
Just came back from Deadpool. It was awesome. Enjoy it


I'm not sure if it's just me but once it's in my ass cheek I don't feel the pain anymore.
That just made me realise I might be into hardcore BDSM cuz I haven't tried it yet. Still haven't a met a crazy like me

it's not painful for me either but it's a weird feeling of pressure while she pumps in the stuff. definitely not a turn on

hm idk if that's an indicator but yeah, people are into lame sex too much. I hope you find your BDSM dream person with lots of needles. maybe start looking in the hospital hehe.

 

[Jobbs]

I can't become aroused unless my head is in a vice and I'm being punched in the stomach repeatedly

 

[PirateKing]

it's not painful for me either but it's a weird feeling of pressure while she pumps in the stuff. definitely not a turn on

hm idk if that's an indicator but yeah, people are into lame sex too much. I hope you find your BDSM dream person with lots of needles. maybe start looking in the hospital hehe.

Wait, I just realised we have a nurse in this thread. Where is Lisa when you need her?

Spoiler

Btw I like the pumping part...

I can't become aroused unless my head is in a vice and I'm being punched in the stomach repeatedly

I'm writing this in my note book

 

[trab pu kcip]

Wait, I just realised we have a nurse in this thread. Where is Lisa when you need her?

Spoiler

Btw I like the pumping part...

I'm writing this in my note book

uh-oh, even you can't be that sadistic. mutes will ban you to hell :O :0

 

[Jobbs]

"You can ban my account but you can't ban my heart"

 

[PirateKing]

uh-oh, even you can't be that sadistic. mutes will ban you to hell :O :0

He can't ban me on Facebook

 

[Granadier]

I can't become aroused unless my head is in a vice and I'm being punched in the stomach repeatedly

Ooh la la. Can I be the one cranking the vice?

 

[trab pu kcip]

He can't ban me on Facebook

he's standing right behind you man!

this is getting too hot, I'm outta here *car screeching*

 

[PirateKing]

he's standing right behind you man!

this is getting too hot, I'm outta here *car screeching*

I've stated in my confession before I like stealing hahaha nah he's a good guy can't bring myself to do that

Plus he's my virtual boyfriend

 

[trab pu kcip]

I've stated in my confession before I like stealing hahaha nah he's a good guy can't bring myself to do that

Plus he's my virtual boyfriend

oh if it's the four of you then it's okay.

 

[Not]

Yayyy done with the avatar request backlog! And only 8 days before February ends lol. Hope people liked em. If anyone wants a caricature, send a PM-- I think I might have a few more left in me.

Examples:

 

[Jobbs]

^ nice work =)

Today it's all about the BBBs. The three B's.

Booz, Babes, and Video Games.

Spoiler

Actually today is about none of those things. I think I'm going to watch My Neighbor Totoro with my niece

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Yayyy done with the avatar request backlog! And only 8 days before February ends lol. Hope people liked em. If anyone wants a caricature, send a PM-- I think I might have a few more left in me.

Examples:

Wow.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Two weeks without Dr Pepper coming up soon, and a week without sugar in coffee

Will be interesting to see my weight after a month, hopefully will've dropped a bit

 

[Jobbs]

Two weeks without Dr Pepper coming up soon

Will be interesting to see my weight after a month, hopefully will've dropped a bit

Depends if you've compensated by drinking or eating other stuff. It's really all calories in and out. That's it.

I suggest Dr. Pepper 10. It has negligible calories (10) and to me tastes better anyway

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Two weeks without Dr Pepper coming up soon, and a week without sugar in coffee

Will be interesting to see my weight after a month, hopefully will've dropped a bit

Sugar in coffee is a crime.

Diet Dr p is awesome.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Depends if you've compensated by drinking or eating other stuff. It's really all calories in and out. That's it.

I suggest Dr. Pepper 10. It has negligible calories (10) and to me tastes better anyway

Eating basically the same, drinking water instead

Drinking diet stuff hasn't worked in the past since I just end up wanting the real thing

Also I don't think we have Dr Pepper 10. Dr Pepper Zero yes, but that's pretty hard to find

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Yayyy done with the avatar request backlog! And only 8 days before February ends lol. Hope people liked em. If anyone wants a caricature, send a PM-- I think I might have a few more left in me.

Examples:

These are all so good man! Thanks again!

 

[Jobbs]

Eating basically the same, drinking water instead

Drinking diet stuff hasn't worked in the past since I just end up wanting the real thing

Also I don't think we have Dr Pepper 10. Dr Pepper Zero yes, but that's pretty hard to find

you may lose weight then, as long as "basically the same" really is true.

I find this unscientific approach to be kind of mystifying though. I don't want to single you out since a lot of people do something similar. Cut out X and try to drop pounds.

If you want to drop pounds calculate what you're actually consuming and control it. No guesswork is needed. You can guarantee your own results rather than wonder if you'll get them.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you may lose weight then, as long as "basically the same" really is true.

I find this unscientific approach to be kind of mystifying though. I don't want to single you out since a lot of people do something similar. Cut out X and try to drop pounds.

If you want to drop pounds calculate what you're actually consuming and control it. No guesswork is needed. You can guarantee your own results rather than wonder if you'll get them.

Haha, that's fair. I was approaching this more from a "I have waaaaay too much sugar" angle and weight loss would be more of a fortunate side effect really

Because I really was having waaaay too much sugar. I don't even really want to say how much >_>

 

[Jobbs]

Haha, that's fair. I was approaching this more from a "I have waaaaay too much sugar" angle and weight loss would be more of a fortunate side effect really

Because I really was having waaaay too much sugar. I don't even really want to say how much >_>

I feel like diet soda really is one of the few miraculous cheat things out there. I drink a fair amount of it (it's my main vice, but I'm not even sure if it's a "vice" because there's no science that shows it's actually unhealthy) and I'm able to remain thin.

 

[Not]

I didn't feel any rush.

Well, I was getting fever. And my appendix was painful, so I had other things on my mind. But someone painfully poking me with a needle was not great. Probably did not help she kept missing.

And now off to see Deadpool.

Dude I loved Deadpool. Laughed a lot. Wasn't expecting to at all from the trailers, but the context makes everything better. Plus a full theater doesn't hurt the experience. Then again, I still like Kung Pow and the first three seasons of Family Guy so... maybe I'm just 13 inside

Did anyone listen to the new Say Anything album? Third listen as I type this. REALLY liked Hebrews and this is good too. Standout is "Attaboy." Anybody into them?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Dude I loved Deadpool. Laughed a lot. Wasn't expecting to at all from the trailers, but the context makes everything better. Plus a full theater doesn't hurt the experience. Then again, I still like Kung Pow and the first three seasons of Family Guy so... maybe I'm just 13 inside

Did anyone listen to the new Say Anything album? Third listen as I type this. REALLY liked Hebrews and this is good too. Standout is "Attaboy." Anybody into them?

I love Say Anything, haven't listened to the new stuff tho.

 

[DrM]

Two weeks without Dr Pepper coming up soon, and a week without sugar in coffee

Will be interesting to see my weight after a month, hopefully will've dropped a bit

How much Dr Pepper do you consume daily? Sugar can be a real pain in the ass

I managed to kick down quite some weight with removing beer , white bread and potato chips from my menu. And of course with everyday physical activity (at least 45 minutes of fast walking)

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Haha, that's fair. I was approaching this more from a "I have waaaaay too much sugar" angle and weight loss would be more of a fortunate side effect really

Because I really was having waaaay too much sugar. I don't even really want to say how much >_>

Are you meals mostly precooked? Or prepared?

Learning how to do basic meals is paramount.

 

[Not]

I love Say Anything, haven't listened to the new stuff tho.

Well at least there's somebody haha. I wish punk was still mainstream, especially the bands with important things to say like SA.

 

[Jobbs]

Well at least there's somebody haha. I wish punk was still mainstream, especially the bands with important things to say like SA.

Listening to AGAINST ME!

 

[AcridMeat]

I feel like I heard this or something very similar in an indie game.

Good shit though.

It was used in The Raid 2, might be where you heard it!

Also listened through Still last night again, the way the piano builds in the acoustic version of The Day The World Went Away still gets me.

Yeah I hear that. Its funny how just a little symbol next to your name can cause so much frustration. I play the majority of my games unranked but its more challenging playing ranked so its the best way to improve your skill IMO.

I'm so hot and cold. Im on fire for a few hours then I just start falling apart and missing everything and hesitating on the aerials too much. I'm happy with the elite ranking but after so many wins and MVP's, I have no idea how I havn't ranked up yet.

Im still only expert level 46. Been playing against so many legends and rocketeers.

Yeah sometimes you have off nights, it's pretty funny. I don't necessarily feel the same way about unranked not being challenging. I face people around superstar there the majority of the time, and games are typically really close. I had one that was 0-0 with an 8 minute overtime. Plus I'm constantly practicing different things.

I don't know how anyone gets to Rocketeer I'm past 360 hours now and just hit 52. :/

good but not my fav bigfoot joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm1YTd8lHM

I miss Mitch. He made the living part easier. D:

I don't want to sleep because then I'll have to wake up

Same here.

Yayyy done with the avatar request backlog! And only 8 days before February ends lol. Hope people liked em. If anyone wants a caricature, send a PM-- I think I might have a few more left in me.

Examples:

Awesome work! I especially like Pau's.