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I would die of a joygasm if there was an action movie that used "The Power is On" by Go! Team.

That song is such a good fucking hype song to have in an action movie
 
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^ amazing thank you hahahaha
 
No, you're fucking a dead, rotting body.

I don't think STD's would be able to survive in a Zombie.

In fact, I don't think most diseases would be able to survive. Maybe some parasites though. Definitely some parasites.

What I'm saying is, you can go bareback on a zombie and be confident that you won't catch the business.
 
I don't think STD's would be able to survive in a Zombie.

In fact, I don't think most diseases would be able to survive. Maybe some parasites though. Definitely some parasites.

What I'm saying is, you can go bareback on a zombie and be confident that you won't catch the business.

You're fucking a bunch of maggots and shit.
 
Just thought I'd catch the end of Fastlane since it was on

Loooooool what the fuck was that? Vince McMahon, you sir are an idiot

Is he fucking maggots or something?

I don't think STD's would be able to survive in a Zombie.

In fact, I don't think most diseases would be able to survive. Maybe some parasites though. Definitely some parasites.

What I'm saying is, you can go bareback on a zombie and be confident that you won't catch the business.

I was going to ask what you'd use for lube but, you know, maggots.

Some of you may now require this service:

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Good morning

I do not want to go to work

tomorrow I'm going to start my first day at my new workplace for the next couple of weeks. last time I was there I had a "small dispute" with the gatekeeper, he wouldn't let me in the right building. hope this time I have collected all the key emeralds to pass.

Maybe he just wanted to do a detailed search....
 
corpse intercourse fam 😂👌💯
 
All I did tonight was lay in bed and watch Parks and Recreation on my phone. Which, given the circumstances, I'm okay with.
I stayed in bed until like 230pm then waddled over to the couch and laid down there playing games until now. Now I'm going to waddle back to bed.
 
Had a weird ass dream so I got up and sat down. Still feel the weirdness from it. Funny thing is it's already slipping away -- I don't remember too many specifics -- But the feelings remain.
 
Had a weird ass dream so I got up and sat down. Still feel the weirdness from it. Funny thing is it's already slipping away -- I don't remember too many specifics -- But the feelings remain.

When I was a teenager, I had a recurring dream where I was trapped in a bathroom and blood was seeping from the bathtub drain, slowly filling up the room until I drowned. Not a fan of that particular dream.
 
three was a dream here

it's gone now
 
I always keep a notepad next to my bed just in case I remember a dream and its bad ass enough to be a novel,future screenplay or some weird ass anime. Last night I had dream that seemed like a mash up between Mad Max, Fast and Furious, Pacific Rim, and Full Metal Jacket. Shit was tight.
 
When I was a teenager, I had a recurring dream where I was trapped in a bathroom and blood was seeping from the bathtub drain, slowly filling up the room until I drowned. Not a fan of that particular dream.

It's hard to exactly verbalize because you know how dreams can be, but it roughly equated to a close family member being stuck in something and me trying to get them out, and I couldn't, and they slipped away
 
I had a dream the other day that Adam and I were in Europe and there was a zombie outbreak and we had to parkour over trains because the zombies were in the undercarriage and trying to get to everyone. And then we had to evade the popo shooting the zombies and hide around all the old buildings. It was great.
 
I had a dream the other day that Adam and I were in Europe and there was a zombie outbreak and we had to parkour over trains because the zombies were in the undercarriage and trying to get to everyone. And then we had to evade the popo shooting the zombies and hide around all the old buildings. It was great.

I live in an old chocolate factory~ if you two every come to europe and the zombies come...you are welcome to hide with us.
 
I had a dream the other day that Adam and I were in Europe and there was a zombie outbreak and we had to parkour over trains because the zombies were in the undercarriage and trying to get to everyone. And then we had to evade the popo shooting the zombies and hide around all the old buildings. It was great.

That sounds both terrifying and awesome. haha


...You wouldn't happen to be playing a combination of Zombi and Dying Light would you?

I live in an old chocolate factory~ if you two every come to europe and the zombies come...you are welcome to hide with us.

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Stupid factory, I can never find the bell.
 
I live in an old chocolate factory~ if you two every come to europe and the zombies come...you are welcome to hide with us.
Excellent. We will totally take you up on that
That sounds both terrifying and awesome. haha


...You wouldn't happen to be playing a combination of Zombi and Dying Light would you?



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Stupid factory, I can never find the bell.

I have played neither. Only zombie related thing was walking dead several days earlier and I think the parkour can be explained with Arrow. As for Europe, Adam and I have discussed travelling there again one day. We've both been, just not together.
 
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