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[Jobbs]

Starting to think I'm the only ghost-american here.

 

[Halcyon]

.

 

[Not]

I can't stop listening to Warpaint. Man. How did I not know about Warpaint.

It's grungy and psychedelic and groovy and they're all smoking hot and cool as fuck.

Warpaint is the FUCKING best. "Love Is To Die" is my JAAAAAAAMM

Love it, thanks Not!!

I love my avatar.

Thanks, Not.

No problemio, guys. Some of these were really hard but both of yours were a snap

 

[Not]

DP :/

 

[Jobbs]

They're all hard for me. Each drawing is one of my children. By extension anyone I draw is my grandchild.

 

[DrM]

I will get special lenses for keratoconus and I have a fitting day on 17th march. At least not those monstrosities that cover your whole eye :\

 

[Symphonia]

So, I got talking to a girl on OKCupid this afternoon in an attempt to find friends. She's an English teacher, and found my style of writing interesting. She even analysed me.

I think your messaging says you are pretty intense and I mean that in a good way. You are so short in what you say which suggests a sense of power and confidence. It also makes me feel slightly on edge because it's not like anybody else's messaging - you are straight to the point and again, it puts you in control. I think it also says you're intelligent because you punctuate properly which implies some sophistication. Does any of that make sense?

I'm happy with that.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

What

 

[marrec]

Sounds like she's crushin' pretty hard T. Bread.

 

[Jobbs]

shine up yer sex shoes, dude.

 

[friskykillface]

you getting a W bread

 

[trab pu kcip]

So, I got talking to a girl on OKCupid this afternoon in an attempt to find friends. She's an English teacher, and found my style of writing interesting. She even analysed me.



I'm happy with that.

wtf. I never got messages that eloquent on okcupid lol.
also she's into you dude

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

She wants intellectual stimulation

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

wtf. I never got messages that eloquent on okcupid lol.
also she's into you dude

I can only imagine. Though in German it might be just a couple of words.

 

[FloatOn]

damnnnnnnnnnnn

kind of makes me want to use a dating site

I never have

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I tend to be an asshole online. So probably not the best.

 

[FloatOn]

I tend to be an asshole online. So probably not the best.

I've noticed

 

[Symphonia]

Sounds like she's crushin' pretty hard T. Bread.

I don't even know why, though, All we've done is talk back and forth on OKCupid for an hour or so. I am short in my messages, but I would've thought that put across a sense of arrogance, not power. And I'm not even sure if I'm looking for anything more than friends at the moment.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I've noticed

Sorry for ruining your thread. Ha.

 

[Jobbs]

don't fuck this up. play it safe and send nudes straight away.

 

[DrM]

So, I got talking to a girl on OKCupid this afternoon in an attempt to find friends. She's an English teacher, and found my style of writing interesting. She even analysed me.

Damn, she is into you. Go into offensive. Blitzkrieg style, just to be sure that nobody passes you on the right

I can only imagine. Though in German it might be just a couple of words.

Probably with the first sentence 'Hallo Schatzi, du bist sehr hübsch' followed by random obscenities

 

[marrec]

I don't even know why, though, All we've done is talk back and forth on OKCupid for an hour or so. I am short in my messages, but I would've thought that put across a sense of arrogance, not power. And I'm not even sure if I'm looking for anything more than friends at the moment.

She's looking for more than friends 100%.

 

[FloatOn]

Sorry for ruining your thread. Ha.

all good.

it's just the internet. not like anything that happens here actually matters

 

[Jobbs]

She's looking for more than friends 100%.

ding ding ding dingding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingding ding

she wants your COCK!!!!!!!!

Sorry to take things to this level, but really what'd you expect

 

[FloatOn]

is she hot tho

receipts. I need them

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Though taking more advanced bio, chem, and math classes is humbling. I am not so smart and outnerded by my fellow classmates.

I am fucking Warren Graham to a t.

 

[marrec]

You know what to do T. Bread.

 

[Jobbs]

You know what to do T. Bread.

 

[Symphonia]

Damn, she is into you. Go into offensive. Blitzkrieg style, just to be sure that nobody passes you on the right

She's looking for more than friends 100%.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I am so out of it. I thought it was just an awkward message.

¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[marrec]

Calm down bro, just keep doing what you're doing she seems into it.

Like DrM said though keep an eye on your rearview cause not everyone wants to wait forever for the D.

 

[Granadier]

I would get turned off from a message like that so quick.

 

[Jobbs]

Like DrM said though keep an eye on your rearview cause not everyone wants to wait forever for the D.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Fuck, one of my workmates has had a pretty shit end to the week, she's just heard that their uncle's died

I would get turned off from a message like that so quick.

I'd be massively terrified that they'd be analysing everything I say

I mean I already think that enough

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Lewd

 

[You Know Nothing]

I am so out of it. I thought it was just an awkward message.

¯_(&#12484_/¯

I would get turned off from a message like that so quick.

Yeah, I'd find a message like that odd af and most likely would not respond.

 

[Symphonia]

Well, if it helps, my response was "Yeah, it does make sense..." and left it at that. She's now gone offline. So, I don't know, maybe I'll get my wish of it not going beyond friendship come true.

 

[Halcyon]

damnnnnnnnnnnn

kind of makes me want to use a dating site

I never have

I met my lady on plenty of fish. I used to post regularly in the online dating thread.


Also that lady Toast is talking to sounds like a robot.


Why am I typing lady so much. Lady.

 

[Granadier]

Also that lady Toast is talking to sounds like a robot.

I'm so lonely tonight. You look like a big, handsome man. Why don't you hit me up on kik and we can have some fun? XoXoNotARobot:3

 

[Symphonia]

I'm so lonely tonight. You look like a big, handsome man. Why don't you hit me up on kik and we can have some fun? XoXoNotARobot:3

Username not found.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Jesus, if Halcyon had trouble dating...

 

[Granadier]

Jesus, if halcyon had trouble dating...

Pack it up. Game over.

 

[Halcyon]

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I tried online dating. Never got even one response.


Edit: well actually I got one response once. I saw a girl I hooked up with from the bar had a profile and I sent her a message saying "lol" and she responded "lol".

 

[marrec]

Jesus, if Halcyon had trouble dating...

Well you see, when you're too pretty (like me and Ryan Reynolds) it discourages people from approaching you.

It's a curse really.

 

[FloatOn]

Jesus, if Halcyon had trouble dating...

right?

though I think the type of girls I'm into and halcyon are into are probably vastly different

 

[Symphonia]

Jesus, if Halcyon had trouble dating...

I'll go delete my OKC profile.

 

[Halcyon]

I was divorced, going through a bankruptcy, and living with my grandmother. Being attractive and having a medium to medium-large penis only get you so far if you're looking for true love, and not just having/wanting large quantities of casual sex with as many 20-25 year old women as possible in the back seat of your car or maybe at their apartment.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Well, if it helps, my response was "Yeah, it does make sense..." and left it at that. She's now gone offline. So, I don't know, maybe I'll get my wish of it not going beyond friendship come true.

that would really come across more arrogant than confident imo, but she seems to dig it soo what do I kow. but do you keep it short on purpose to make her more interested or what's the point here?

I tried online dating. Never got even one response.

I can't belive that

 

[Chuckie]

Well you see, when you're too pretty (like me and Ryan Reynolds) it discourages people from approaching you.

It's a curse really.

It is a curse indeed. Haunted me for quite some time.

Spoiler

I am really happy I am done with the dating stuff