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[MetalGearZed]

This should not be seen by anyone with a weak heart!

lmao

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Out of all the speeches today

Cruz sure loves to focus on trump
Kasich didn't
Rubio didn't

Man Cruz you got something to prove, you peck of wood

 

[Adaren]

Every time Cruz brings up his flat tax, I remember that he's worse than Trump.

 

[PolarBearsClub]

38% of non-Cuban Hispanics voted for Trump in Florida according to the guy on CNN just now.

WTF.

Lots of Venezuelens live in the city of Doral, which has Donald's name plastered all over it.

Also I would think this is % of republicans.

 

[fester]

This. Really wish my fellow young voters would use their goddamn brain when thinking about all this. It's about more than just one issue.

It's like the liberal counterpart to all the Republican single-issue voters.

 

[gutter_trash]

Cruz wants to make Washington less relevant and yet here he is running for the highest office in Washington. This guy has some cognitive dissonance.

Cruz is in the pockets of the Koch brothers and Big Oil.
He intakes money in Washington from special interests,
His wife works on Wall Street, NYC while he complains about NYC Values LOL

 

[The Lamonster]

Look at this floating head in the shot.

 

[RustyNails]

Dolan Trump leading MO by 0.1%!

 

[RoKKeR]

The 3rd, 3rd most important issue for Ted Cruz is fucking Israel.

Israel!

This guy is a fucking nut job.

 

[Steel]

Ah yes, religious liberty.*

*if you're a Christian

I hate Ted Cruz.

But why wouldn't you be a christian?

Spoiler

I'm an atheist. So... /s if it wasn't obvious enough.

 

[Saint Gregory]

I can't listen to either of those shitbags.

Trump, while an awful, meandering sack of crazy, is still possible to have on in the background while tuning out. Cruz... I think he may be the anti-Christ. He triggers an immediate fight or flight response the moment he's seen/heard.

 

[Leona Lewis]

His voice's Sunday morning radio televangelist cadence is a bigger stomach-turner than "Ozymandias" from S5B of Breaking Bad.

His face is a stretchy, vaguely puff-shaped and slime-textured mass of sweat and shame that makes even Tío Salamanca look like a high fashion model.

The same country that kicked Nixon to the curb over some forehead creases is keeping this guy in the race.

Truly this election cycle's greatest mystery.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I'm trying to see how the GOP avoids a brokered convention. Trump is going to be the front runner, but they might cause a situation where he can't get enough delegates to definitely be the nominee. I could see Kasich getting a boost after tonight. Not a significant one, but one to fudge the states that aren't "winner takes all"

The Trump coalition is going to be pissed if the RNC changes the rules specifically to screw Trump. Rightfully so, I might add.

 

[Nibiru]

All of Cruz's policy negatives aside, he is just an ultra drag and would get destroyed in a general just on lack of name recognition alone.

 

[PBY]

.1

Fuuuuuuuxk

 

[RE_Player]

Cruz is a piece of shit. Rather have Trump any day of the week.

 

[DiracSea]

The 3rd, 3rd most important issue for Ted Cruz is fucking Israel.

Israel!

This guy is a fucking nut job.

I will never understand America's hard-on for Israel. I despise the Israelian government with all my guts. :/

 

[Tesseract]

His voice's Sunday morning radio televangelist cadence is a bigger stomach-turner than "Ozymandias" from S5B of Breaking Bad.

His face is a stretchy, vaguely puff-shaped and slime-textured mass of sweat and shame that makes even Tío Salamanca look like a high fashion model.

The same country that kicked Nixon to the curb over some forehead creases is keeping this guy in the race.

Truly this election cycle's greatest mystery.

Damn.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Ted Cruz: MUSLIMS NOT FIT, I WILL OPEN GYMS TO WORK THEM OUT

 

[aspiegamer]

... Man, that's some epic Reagan revisionist history.

 

[SlimySnake]

Here are my predictions:

IL: Hilary
Ohio: Hilary
MO: Bernie
FL: Hilary
NC: Hilary

IL will be super close like Iowa. Cant wait to go vote.

Might as well do Republican Primaries as well.

Trump wins everything except for OH which goes to kasich.

I just wanted to post this. They laughed at me!!!

ok, no one laughed but people were giving IL and OH to Bernie. I shouldve had faith in my queen and given her MO too. i am sorry Cersei.

 

[kneePat]

Ted Cruz is the next Ronald fucking Reagan.

 

[titiklabingapat]

I don't mind Bernie staying in to spread his message, but he should stfu about attacking Hillary. Save that for the Republicans.

If he starts going negative, I hope the Democratic party start flexing its muscles and take off their kid's gloves.

 

[VaultBoy101]

That little smile and half-chuckle that Cruz does after he finishes each line of speech is creeping me out.

 

[Syf]

.1

Fuuuuuuuxk

Back to .3 with 99% in now

 

[Rentahamster]

I know it's so superficial of me to judge a person on their appearance, but Cruz's face gives me the willies.

Blech.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Cruz is a piece of shit. Rather have a different flavor of shit any day of the week.

word

 

[Invictus]

Cruz laughs to himself every single time he finishes his sentence.

 

[Dead]

Jesus, this Cruz speech. Dude is a rancid fucking pustule.

 

[Plinko]

Missouri is going to be kind of a wash. Cruz and Trump each lead about the same number of CDs.

 

[Christopher]

I was told "Shame on me" for daring to say on Facebook that Bernie is basically done.

Shame because you used the word basically in your statement

 

[AmyS]

Ted Cruz is the next Ronald fucking Reagan.

Ted Cruz is not fit to say Ronald Reagan's name.

 

[PBY]

BIG

MOTHERFUCKING

DON

 

[Goro Majima]

Oh god he's really trying to sell the old Reagan platform with an even more extreme slant

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Ted Cruz:"We are going to bankrupt ISIS by repealing the IRS and obamacare! We will win this Hot War!"

 

[RoKKeR]

I will never understand America's hard-on for Israel. I despise the Israelian government with all my guts. :/

I don't either... and I'm an American. Truly bewildering.

 

[MetalGearZed]

Ah yes, religious liberty.*

*if you're a Christian

I hate Ted Cruz.

when any republican are advocating "religion", you can replace it with "christian/christianity" and nothing will be loss or gained

 

[C4Lukins]

I half expect him to turn into a bat and fly off stage.

 

[dcdobson]

I know it's so superficial of me to judge a person on their appearance, but Cruz's face gives me the willies.

Blech.

He's an ugly dude, but his looks are by far the least hideous thing about him.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

TRILLIONS IN REVENUE!

ALL FOR THE MILITARY!

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Missouri is going to be kind of a wash. Cruz and Trump each lead about the same number of CDs.

However, there are 12 statewide delegates awarded to whoever comes in first, so winning the statewide plurality still matters.

 

[RustyNails]

I half expect him to turn into a bat and fly off stage.

lol

 

[The Lamonster]

Cruz laughs to himself every single time he finishes his sentence.

Yep haha

Who is the guy to his left?

 

[rjinaz]

Cruz is what I would imagine a preacher would be like, but for the Devil.

 

[Hydrus]

I half expect him to turn into a bat and fly off stage.

lmao

 

[Kevyt]

Results aren't final yet, but damn, look at how the Ohio counties that broke for Trump correspond almost perfectly to the blighted Appalachian sliver of the state.

Ayye!

Jeb! got over 4,000 votes! o/

 

[DiracSea]

Lets give you a key race alert!


Oh Wolf ...

 

[AmyS]

Trump up by 0.3 % in MO.

 

[Dan]

Cruz laughs to himself every single time he finishes his sentence.

It's his massive personal insecurity. That's his physical reaction when the audience reassures him with applause.

 

[Plinko]

Abolishing the IRS is such a stupid idea. Then, he somehow manages to top it with his flat tax idea that would destroy the economy.