It really is the best. The fact that we may get the first female president isn't even talked about. It's barely even a story
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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs
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It really is the best. The fact that we may get the first female president isn't even talked about. It's barely even a story
That is kinda crazy, yeah. 2012 was really good and this is at least 1000x better.
Leona Lewis
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So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
Every day we stray a little further from God's light.
There's not even an adquate word for it, really. Better than fiction.
Yo I'm listening to the Bat Boy musical ost, it's got some catchy tunes like "Hold me Bat Boy".
To think I had this election figured out by now. I can't even believe that someone like Ted Cruz would be so inconceivably stupid as to have affairs in the midst of a presidential run. If there is any merit to this story, I know of some huge Ted Cruz supporters and evangelical Christian friends who would melt down at this revelations. I also can't deny relishing in seeing their reactions.
A Human Becoming
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All I remember from 2012 is Herman Cain quoting Pokemon, Rick "Oops" Perry, and Romney being awkward.
tfw ted cruz gets laid more than you
his wife though
WTTFFFFSo um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
I need a direct link.
So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
Wow. We're done here folks
Chie Satonaka
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Insane.
Tomorrow is going to be a wild ride.
Tomorrow is going to be a wild ride.
So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
Ruh oh.
They probably occurred before his presidential run.
HOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIIT! When you put it like that, Ted is fucked.
Mr. Pointy
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Beautiful.So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
Ploid 3.0
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Eww, come on, please. It's bad enough seeing Teds face this close in a gif. (shivers)
Her Twitter account doesn't show that she retweeted that.So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
We had Cain and Newt sex scandals. Newt owning John King. Let him die. Bomb Iran. $10,000 dollar bet. Romney making fun of people's rain panchos. John Huntsman yelilng "third place in NH sounds like a ticket to ride!" then dropping out. Michelle Bachman and her husband. Rick Santorum.
Off the top of my head. Way more, too.
Liked, not retweeted.
Leona Lewis
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bodyofanamerican
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So um
Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet
Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
I don't see this on her feed. Deleted?
edit: my fault. there it is. Wow!
A Human Becoming
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He said liked not retweeted.
And there you go.
I forgot Cain's sex scandal. $10,000 bet falls under Romney being awkward. Saying "Who let the dogs out?" in a group shot with black people is also there. I thought bomb Iran was 2008 with McCain? Remind me, what was let him die?
I blocked out everything with Michelle Bachman. Rick Santorum wore sweater vests.
Leona Lewis
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She liked this one too:
Hobbestetrician
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It would take a special level of narcissism and assholery to cheat on your wife with five different women, run for President of the United States, and think it wouldn't come out.
Ted Cruz is definitely that special level.
Ted Cruz is definitely that special level.
2012 was nuts. 2008 was crazy even, with Ron Paul, Sarah Palin, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani, Fred Thompson being drafted into the race and clearly not caring, Mike Gravel being the crazy old grandpa, Kucinich being there at all, the Edwards sex scandal, and of course the brutal brawl that was Obama vs. Hillary. I remember thinking after 2008 "There's no way we can ever top this insanity", and then 2012 rolled around and topped it, and now we've done it again.
2020 to have candidates break out in fisticuffs confirmed.
theignoramus
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Pierson could get it as long as I could put hundreds of miles between me and her the morning after.
RastaMentality
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Katrina is fucking insane. She'll probably do anything trump tells her to do in response to this.
But he's a debate champion
Sir_Crocodile
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busTed.
Wolf Blitzer: Man does not have health insurance and gets cancer. Should the government let him die?
Audience: YEAHHHHHHHHH!
Spoiled Milk
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Is it one of them?
hydragonwarrior
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They might be seen as biased media to go against Cruz but it's out now so agenda exposed!
hodayathink
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We were probably getting that regardless. We just know what the cast will look like now.
Pierson's taje is irrelevant. It might not be true, but the last thing she's gonna do is get out in front of it. Trump won't allow that. They'll ride this as hard as they can.
Ah, so Pierson brings in the creeper vote.
Ah, so Pierson brings in the creeper vote.
A Human Becoming
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She worked on his senate campaign. Does not mean anything.
She's totally crazy.
Leona Lewis
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I guess Cruz will finally get all that media coverage he complained Donald was monopolizing
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