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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

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So um

Katrina Pierson (one of the alleged mistresses) just liked this tweet

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Glenn Beck has been Ted's biggest cheerleader these past few weeks.
 
To think I had this election figured out by now. I can't even believe that someone like Ted Cruz would be so inconceivably stupid as to have affairs in the midst of a presidential run. If there is any merit to this story, I know of some huge Ted Cruz supporters and evangelical Christian friends who would melt down at this revelations. I also can't deny relishing in seeing their reactions.
 
To think I had this election figured out by now. I can't even believe that someone like Ted Cruz would be so inconceivably stupid as to have affairs in the midst of a presidential run. If there is any merit to this story, I know of some huge Ted Cruz supporters and evangelical Christian friends who would melt down at this revelations. I also can't deny relishing in seeing their reactions.
They probably occurred before his presidential run.
 
I mean, how perfect is this.

1. Ad attacking Melania.
2. Trump defends her and threatens to attack Heidi.
3. Cruz calls Trump a "sniveling coward". That one of the only things that make him mad are hurting his wife.
4. It's revealed Cruz is a serial cheater.

Sure bub. You must love her so much.

Hell, even beyond that, that this is coming out only now after only Trump and Cruz are still in the running is a god send for Trump. Otherwise Rubio may have still been in the running.

As for whether its true or not its irrelevant, what matters is how much it sticks in the minds of voters.

HOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIIT! When you put it like that, Ted is fucked.
 
All I remember from 2012 is Herman Cain quoting Pokemon, Rick "Oops" Perry, and Romney being awkward.
We had Cain and Newt sex scandals. Newt owning John King. Let him die. Bomb Iran. $10,000 dollar bet. Romney making fun of people's rain panchos. John Huntsman yelilng "third place in NH sounds like a ticket to ride!" then dropping out. Michelle Bachman and her husband. Rick Santorum.

Off the top of my head. Way more, too.
 
Her Twitter account doesn't show that she retweeted that.
He said liked not retweeted.
WTTFFFF

I need a direct link.
And there you go.
We had Cain and Newt sex scandals. Newt owning John King. Let him die. Bomb Iran. $10,000 dollar bet. Romney making fun of people's rain panchos. John Huntsman yelilng "third place in NH sounds like a ticket to ride!" then dropping out. Michelle Bachman and her husband. Rick Santorum.

Off the top of my head. Way more, too.
I forgot Cain's sex scandal. $10,000 bet falls under Romney being awkward. Saying "Who let the dogs out?" in a group shot with black people is also there. I thought bomb Iran was 2008 with McCain? Remind me, what was let him die?

I blocked out everything with Michelle Bachman. Rick Santorum wore sweater vests.
 
Okay, I see she liked that, but she also liked a tweet that says the NE story is bullshit and a picture with Cruz proves nothing.
 
It would take a special level of narcissism and assholery to cheat on your wife with five different women, run for President of the United States, and think it wouldn't come out.

Ted Cruz is definitely that special level.
 
All I remember from 2012 is Herman Cain quoting Pokemon, Rick "Oops" Perry, and Romney being awkward.

2012 was nuts. 2008 was crazy even, with Ron Paul, Sarah Palin, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani, Fred Thompson being drafted into the race and clearly not caring, Mike Gravel being the crazy old grandpa, Kucinich being there at all, the Edwards sex scandal, and of course the brutal brawl that was Obama vs. Hillary. I remember thinking after 2008 "There's no way we can ever top this insanity", and then 2012 rolled around and topped it, and now we've done it again.
 
2012 was nuts. 2008 was crazy even, with Ron Paul, Sarah Palin, Rudy "9/11" Giuliani, Fred Thompson being drafted into the race and clearly not caring, Mike Gravel being the crazy old grandpa, Kucinich being there at all, the Edwards sex scandal, and of course the brutal brawl that was Obama vs. Hillary. I remember thinking after 2008 "There's no way we can ever top this insanity", and then 2012 rolled around and topped it, and now we've done it again.

2020 to have candidates break out in fisticuffs confirmed.
 
Pretty typical of this site. Have any of you nerds ever been offered a piece of strange? I'd venture not, because if you had you'd know it's completely impossible to turn down. It goes completely against the male biology. We were designed to spread our seed to as many hosts that will have us. We are meant to lay pipe and women love us for it. If you'd have been in Ted's shoes you'd have done it too. Hypocrites.



I am 100% joking fuck you
Pierson could get it as long as I could put hundreds of miles between me and her the morning after.
 
He said liked not retweeted.

And there you go.

I forgot Cain's sex scandal. $10,000 bet falls under Romney being awkward. Saying "Who let the dogs out?" in a group shot with black people is also there. I thought bomb Iran was 2008 with McCain? Remind me, what was let him die?

I blocked out everything with Michelle Bachman.
Wolf Blitzer: Man does not have health insurance and gets cancer. Should the government let him die?

Audience: YEAHHHHHHHHH!
 
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Found the purported image of someone Cruz needs to explain. This was posted on a supposed anonymous Twitter account @ToTheXToTheY a few days ago, as well as that video that was posted on this thread some pages ago.

Is it one of them?
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