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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

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Ok wtf is she doing
 
Considering #CruzSexScandal is one of the top trending things on Twitter and it's almost 3am on the East Coast, this is either breaking or being addressed tomorrow, yeah? Friday would be a good day to talk about it if he's just going to dodge but I have to imagine Ted won't say a damn thing until all the beans get spilled.
 
Trump's been pushing Lyin' Ted for a long time now to the point its stuck pretty well.
Even if Cruz absolutely denies it, no one is going to believe him lol.
This is all just so perfect.
 
"Bust & Nut"..Ted Cruz...

Good Lord, 2020 Road to the White House on the GOP side has to go Mad Max levels of insanity

Bullet Town, Gas Town, etc.

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A Furiosa will rise and a Immortal will fall!
 
Considering #CruzSexScandal is one of the top trending things on Twitter and it's almost 3am on the East Coast, this is either breaking or being addressed tomorrow, yeah? Friday would be a good day to talk about it if he's just going to dodge but I have to imagine Ted won't say a damn thing until all the beans get spilled.

The people that got it trending are the #GamerGate people (who jumped on board with Trump day one) and those guys are total losers who can get something to trend through sheer coordination and persistence and lack of lives.

No one in the media ever talked about the bullshit with Zoe Quinn even as these same internet assholes tried to make it a story and had it trending on Twitter for days.
 
The downfall of Ted Cruz may be the one moment in recent history that will simultaneously bring Republicans and Democrats together in a mutual moment of joyous harmony.

...And who said Cruz was a divisive figure??
 
"Bust & Nut"..Ted Cruz...

Good Lord, 2020 Road to the White House on the GOP side has to go Mad Max levels of insanity

Bullet Town, Gas Town, etc.

Need Valhalla and be Witness to greatness
A Furiosa will rise and a Immortal will fall!
The 2016 US Presidential Election |OT| What a Lovely Day.
 
Did this not break until after Cruz attempted to defend his wife against Trump in that one video?

If so, this had to have been planned to come out right after he did something like that. It makes him look like even more of a scumbag.
 
The new alleged info that's come out:

Apparently, the scandal was leaked by Rubio's campaign before Florida's primary in the hopes that it would discredit Cruz and help Rubio land a victory, but no one ran with the story.

That would explain why Marco rather publicly rejected Cruz's offer to form a "unity ticket" - he knew that Cruz was about to be crucified.
 
Isn't infidelity one of the biggest Christian sins? Evangelical Christians (his main base) don't take too kindly to that sort of thing. At my former church, you couldn't even be employed not only if you had an affair, but even if you were divorced!
 
The new alleged info that's come out:

Apparently, the scandal was leaked by Rubio's campaign before Florida's primary in the hopes that it would discredit Cruz and help Rubio land a victory, but no one ran with the story.

That would explain why Marco rather publicly rejected Cruz's offer to form a "unity ticket" - he knew that Cruz was about to be crucified.
That's crazy if true. Also explains why he hasn't endorsed him but freaking Jeb has.
 
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