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[johnsmith]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Exclusive footage of the 5th woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43d2TqhKYvY

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Oh shit

maybe this is legit

Why nobody quote me and my Breaking News? :/

 

[Team Alucard]

Forget the presidential race, would this scandal be enough for him to potentially resign from the Senate?

 

[Makai]

GOD DAMN. GOD DAMN

 

[freenudemacusers]

I thought girls didn't care about penis length, it was just disgusting obsession of male insecurity that men bullishly propagate through their patriarchy.

Could be a fatty, curved at just the right angle to hit all the spots.

 

[User1608]

Why did a Ted Cruz super PAC give $500,000 to Carly Fiorina’s?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

Now we know.

Regardless of my feelings of the ethics of stuff like this:

Goddamn. If this is true, Cruz is fucking done, finished. What a crazy GOP primary. This shit is a fucking rollercoaster of emotions and events.

 

[Ghost is Bad]

holy shit

 

[Talonz]

Gawker... I just can't. That place should be banned from being source in all honestly.

 

[EatinOlives]

Maybe he has a monster cock

 

[Downhome]

This story on a Ted Cruz Super PAC giving a ton of money to Carley's sure as hell makes a bit of sense finally if this is true...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

 

[Steel]

One of Cruz's super PAC gave $500k to Carla Fiorina's Super PAC run by his mistress, Sarah Isgur Flores. This sounds like hush money being paid out.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

B-b-but campaigns aren't allowed to coordinate with superpacs.

Why nobody quote me and my Breaking News? :/

Cause no link?

 

[ampere]

One of Cruz's super PAC gave $500k to Carla Fiorina's Super PAC run by his mistress, Sarah Isgur Flores. This sounds like hush money being paid out.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

Damn, that is some expensive sex. Teddie gotta pay

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Ben Shapiro, Breitbart and co. had a story about Ted they were holding back.

 

[darkwing]

isn't Jeb endorsing Ted lmao

 

[Hobbestetrician]

I fucked Ted

This is great.

And disgusting.

 

[EmSeta]

Man, if it's one guy who's worse than Trump, it's gotta be Cruz. Trump is an opportunistic asshole, but Cruz... he makes the hairs stand up in the back of my neck.

 

[Leona Lewis]

isn't Jeb endorsing Ted lmao

Jeb is a mess.

 

[Steel]

isn't Jeb endorsing Ted lmao

Several people who really didn't want to be endorsing Ted are endorsing him. Such as the person who said that no one would convict you if you shot Ted Cruz on the Senate floor, Lindsey Graham.

 

[EatinOlives]

B-b-but campaigns aren't allowed to coordinate with superpacs.

Oh she DEFINITELY coordinated with his super pack

 

[Makai]

Regardless of my feelings of the ethics of stuff like this:

Goddamn. If this is true, Cruz is fucking done, finished. What a crazy GOP primary. This shit is a fucking rollercoaster of emotions and events.

I don't even care if it's true. Fucking rofl.

 

[XAL]

Maybe he has a monster cock

 

[Downhome]

Donald Trump must be shitting his pants in excitement over this tonight. Tomorrow will be one hell of an interesting day.

 

[Eegah]

It's been said before, but I can't wait to see the chapter covering this election in high school history books ten years from now. (And how the Texas school board will alter it.)

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Ok Ted is winning with just that lady in pink. Though Trump did have many many other model like wives I'm sure.

 

[AstroNut325]

Microsoft, please bring back Tay. In all its unadulterated glory!

 

[Makai]

Canadian values. I knew it!

 

[Alucrid]

do you think they swapped his tonsil stones with every kiss?

 

[Mii]

Forget the presidential race, would this scandal be enough for him to potentially resign from the Senate?

100%

Somehow his funds from his SuperPAC, which is illegal for him to coordinate, end up in the hands of one of his mistresses to support the campaign she is running for Fiorina?

Hell ya his career is over.

 

[Makai]

isn't Jeb endorsing Ted lmao

Yes. And Mitt. And Rubio.

 

[CharminUltra]

#IFT

 

[Bronx-Man]

One of Cruz's super PAC gave $500k to Carla Fiorina's Super PAC run by his mistress, Sarah Isgur Flores. This sounds like hush money being paid out.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

I thought girls didn't care about penis length, it was just disgusting obsession of male insecurity that men bullishly propagate through their patriarchy.

That would be correct.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

So yeah, on the republican side we have Trump... it's over.

Trump being this close to being president is unreal.

 

[Downhome]

I hate the organization, however, I just did a search for "Ted Cruz sex scandal" on YouTube to see what folks are uploading there already and the first hit is a video titled "Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Looms" from Alex Jones.

I haven't even watched it, but that just amused me seeing that.

 

[Makai]

I thought girls didn't care about penis length, it was just disgusting obsession of male insecurity that men bullishly propagate through their patriarchy.

Just being nice.

 

[dankir]

He nailed the crazy broad from Drumpf's campaign who is always spitting crazy shit on TV?
But everybody told me you should stick your dick in crazy.....

 

[injurai]

Just being nice.

Well god bless them.

 

[Goro Majima]

Republican establishment is shitting their pants now. All that time and effort trying to convince people to rally around Cruz just to have this happen haha.

 

[adamsappel]

Look at this face right here.

I simply refuse to believe under any circumstances that five women all looked at this face and thought to themselves, "Yeah, I'm gonna let this guy put his penis inside me."

I actually find it hard to believe. This man jacks off about being sworn in, not about getting fucked. Plus, he's afraid of Jesus. In addition, he looks exactly like Ted Cruz.

 

[Steel]

Republican establishment is shitting their pants now. All that time and effort trying to convince people to rally around Cruz just to have this happen haha.

You back a pile of shit, you get a pile of shit.

 

[johnsmith]

But everybody told me you should stick your dick in crazy.....

Anybody who told you this is not your friend.

 

[Hexa]

There's now a whole new meaning to Lyin Ted.

 

[A Human Becoming]

No shit. I didn't realize that was them.

It wasn't. The Miami Herald broke the story in May 1987.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

I actually find it hard to believe. This man jacks off about being sworn in, not about getting fucked. Plus, he's afraid of Jesus. In addition, he looks exactly like Ted Cruz.

I'm pretty sure a lot of politicians use religion as a tool for votes.

 

[Makai]

There's now a whole new meaning to Lyin Ted.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Downhome]

This is all hilarious...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV5jLoSmko&sns=tw

 

[You Know Nothing]

There's now a whole new meaning to Lyin Ted.

Layin' Ted.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Officially a worldwide trend. Bye bye Ted. BUILD A WALL.

 

[Username1198]

Layin' Ted.

Plowin' Ted

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

So what was stopping other people from finding this information? Was the DNC saving it in case he become the nominee and they use it as an October surprise? What's the deal?

 

[Leona Lewis]

There's now a whole new meaning to Lyin Ted.