facetheslayer92
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I dunno, it's trending now which is kind of funny in a fucked up way. I feel this could put a dent in Cruz's momentum
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National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs
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I dunno, it's trending now which is kind of funny in a fucked up way. I feel this could put a dent in Cruz's momentum
Marco Rubio's troops started with the dirt on Cruz' extramarital affairs. They were in possession of a video showing Cruz meeting with a woman several days at a restaurant and a hotel. Media sites decided there was nothing there and ignored the whole thing. It needs to be revisited.
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The thing is, all the responses and Ted Cruz's personality and the rumors have me believing this is true. The only thing I'm really skeptical about is that Ted Cruz had sex with 5 women.
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On the same day too.
Maybe twin tattoos are Ted's version of foreplay.
Hey girl, let's Twinston till the cows come home.
Ah so we always thought Trump meant Cruz was a Liar, but what he was really saying is Cruz is a player when he calls him "Lyin' Ted". Trump has been saying it all along and we had no idea. Guy is a genius.
I love how Trump just flatout denies he knows anything about certain things. "I haven't read about it yet". Like the guy didn't know the second it broke if he didn't plan it himself. Guy lies so openly and nobody bats an eyelash.
I love how Trump just flatout denies he knows anything about certain things. "I haven't read about it yet". Like the guy didn't know the second it broke if he didn't plan it himself. Guy lies so openly and nobody bats an eyelash.
vicissitudes
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I'm sure he just meant he didn't read the whole thing, word for word. You're the guy who would ask Trump for the time and if it's 7:30 and Trump says 7:32 you call him a liar. Stop trying so hard.
Hexa
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He was phoning in to various news sites one morning. First one asked if he'd seen a video. He said yes and they discussed it. Immediately afterwards he calls into somewhere else. They ask if he's seen a video. He says no and that he has no idea what they're talking about. Trump gives no fucks.
cpp_is_king
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Does it list all 5 women? So far I've only heard 3 names mentioned.
Is it possible 2 are men? ;-)
BoboBrazil
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On the same day too.
Maybe twin tattoos are Ted's version of foreplay.
Do you think he told her to be like Churchill and smoke his cigar?
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Unknown Soldier
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I wonder if Cruz is regretting going after Trump's wife yet. One thing that was always conspicuous during Trump's entire run so far was the absence of his family members, including his wife and kids. He didn't want to involve them in the circus.
So Cruz, a guy who apparently has 5 affairs to his name, decides to go after Melania, Trump's 3rd wife. How stupid can he actually be?
So Cruz, a guy who apparently has 5 affairs to his name, decides to go after Melania, Trump's 3rd wife. How stupid can he actually be?
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Green Yoshi
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You would expect such kind of behavior from somebody like Trump, but Cruz is always speaking about religion and his faith, so that makes him look like a hypocrite.
(I'm not American, but I'm still interested in US politics)
One is supposedly a prostitute, so maybe we have an Eddie Murphy situation here.
They got Gary Hart and John Edwards. I wouldn't be so eager to dismiss them.
And Ashton Kutcher
On the same day too.
Maybe twin tattoos are Ted's version of foreplay.
What in the world, that can't possibly be true. Why would they do that? Why would they show everyone?
Obama knows exactly what he's doing
His Princess Bride impersonations / jokes...are actually kind of funny. If he weren't such a damn sleazebag - I suspect he might actually be a personable guy (he did get elected, somehow, after all).
OK, after saying that, I need to go take a shower.
Because people want to get caught.
Got Em! Trump played this perfectly.
What kind of idiot responds to a National Enquirer article? Trump has Cruz shook.
Well, true, but still.
I don't know, I just don't get why people do stuff like this, put their careers in jeopardy (if this is true), and then it all comes crashing down. Insanity.
CornBurrito
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Are people really believing NE?
Not quite. But it has just enough of a track record with things like this that people are hoping to see blood, regardless of whether or not it's true. We're horrible people.
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Green Yoshi
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It's not only the National Inquirer who writes about it:
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
BoboBrazil
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There's mounting evidence including a video of Cruz and a woman leaving a hotel and restuarant twice a week consistently, we have him and Amanda Carpenter show off matching tattoos, we have news that Cruz has been preparing for this to come out for weeks, and we have Heidi Cruz apparently in a deep depression in the past sitting on the side of a bridge.
LucidMomentum
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No, but Cruz is so, so disliked that imagining the prospect of him going down in flames like this has people having orgasms.
thecouncil
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Wait. If they never admitted it, then how did you know it happened?
As we have said a million times, not everything they print is a lie or completely made up.
This is also completely off topic, but I personally know of a local news story from back in 1990 that happened here where I live and it was printed in the NE. Every single word of the story was true, so that does happen sometimes. I know that for a fact, if nothing else.
I expected more from a 'here we go'
entremet
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Crazy these convos are going at work lol
If Cruz hadn't made his amazingly stupid response attacking Trump the times would never have touched this story. The responses became the story.
The fact that that nyt is reporting it at all gives the story an air of legitimacy.
Talonz
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Linking gawker....lol
When the same reporter broke the Edwards story and there's multiple pieces of evidence (the 500K, the matching tattoos), along with this being an open secret among journalists, yes, people are inclined to believe them.
BoboBrazil
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The positive is the more it gets covered the more likely a woman will come forward saying they did it. Any way to get Cruz out is a positive. Despicable person in every way.
well from the story we know cruz only goes for clean tricks
Then why hasn't it happened already if the one woman is on Trump's staff?
BoboBrazil
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She would never admit to it, because it would wreck her career. It's going to have to be one that doesn't work in politics anymore.
Could have been saving it as his Trump Card in case Cruz started pulling ahead of him.
Only way it doesn't ruin her career is if it's false. And if it's true, she can write a book and make money off it.
hydragonwarrior
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Holy crap, I can't believe I'll eventually hear these beautiful words spoken together: "Embattled senator Ted Cruz"
Lol perfect response from Trump. "I don't want it to be true, but you know the National Enquirer does have a pretty good track record with this stuff."
He's a moron and fell directly into Trump's trap. Trump stayed silent, just waiting for him to take the bait.
And Cruz took it hook, line and sinker.
That is pretty rich coming from a site owned by Hulk Hogan.
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