Talking to the arbiter of personal experiences in this thread is the most opulent thing I've ever experienced.
remember, if you live in the suburbs you are a disgusting human and should probably die
WHAT
I DON'T WANNA DIE
Of course, those runners are so comfortable. I changed into these before dinner at Atmosphere though.
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Quick, Bronson! Buy an apartment! Live in the sky, and you will avoid the wrath of Patrick Bateman / Tabris!
Oh that flop can't do shit to me
I already stole his chair, now I'm going to take his passport
"Opulent". First time I've heard that. The word sounds like it's just dripping with douchiness.
times must be tough if tabris can't even afford cedar shoe trees
>implying Tabris actually goes out of Downtown Vancouver
When my wife and I got married in Vancouver, BC, we got a room at the Hotel Vancouver. I don't know how I managed it, but I got us a room on the 9th floor which is now know as the Gold level. It has it own dedicated staff and concierge along with a lounge with wine, champagne and brunch. The stars aligned somehow and because it was for our honeymoon, they moved us to a 3 bedroom suite that is usually VIP only. It was huge with a lavish dining room etc.
Sure I do. I'm in Tokyo right now.
HERE COMES ME
How recently did you learn the word opulent, Tabris?
Unless you brought your goddamn chair to Tokyo I don't care
OK, that's good.
Why are we all in Tokyo posting on GAF instead of enjoying the opulence surrounding us in Ginza?
It's 9am here. I'm catching up on a bunch of things. And we're trying to stay on the down low for a while after such an expensive trip in Dubai. We're also here for a couple months, so no rush to do everything in Tokyo right away.
I know I answered your joke seriously.
Why are we all in Tokyo posting on GAF instead of enjoying the opulence surrounding us in Ginza?
Old world luxury:
I used to do video game reviews for the Xbox 360.
Was in Vegas to cover MX vs ATV. THQ had booked the top four floors of Mandalay Bay - those four floors belong to The Four Seasons hotel. My flight got in late and they are like ohh we don't have much rooms left. I guess we will have to give you a "small" upgrade.
I get to the door of my room ... It's set apart like a house with a doorbell. I open up, I'm in the penthouse presidential suite - 3000 square feet of old world luxury. Grand piano, coat closet bigger than most hotel rooms, massive conference table, oak and mahogany everywhere, Washroom is massive entirely made of marble, massive bucket of Blvgari toiletries (each worth 30 - 40 bucks each) --- dumped them all into my suitcase haha.
Apparently this was the room Obama would stay in or so they said. It was crazy with an insane view of the strip too. I miss THQ press events. They took us dirt biking through the Nevada desert on MTVs to give us a "flavor" of the game.
I mean I actually AM going this weekend so
Um
OPULENCE
I mean I actually AM going this weekend so
Um
OPULENCE
I mean I actually AM going this weekend so
Um
OPULENCE
Oh and I had frozen strawberry lemonades to survive the heat.
Tabris: you're now officially required, under penalty of permanent ban, to personally donate a minimum of $1000 USD to a vetted non-profit charitable organization aimed at improving quality of life for the less privileged and/or saving lives, e.g. UNICEF, at no discernible direct benefit to yourself (so no planting a tree in some Vancouver fundraiser and getting a plaque somewhere with your name on it and an invite to a black tie event where you try to get laid), and provide accompanying legitimate documentation of doing so to me personally, in explicit conjunction with any brag thread you would like to post on NeoGAF from this point onward and until stated otherwise. Meaning that the donation is made within the same 24 hour period that you would like to post the brag thread to directly offset it, so not documentation referencing an otherwise occurring standard annual contribution.
Should be a non-issue for someone of your staggering opulence, and you can even mention in the OP of the brag threads that you provided clean drinking water for an impoverished community or funded the cost of antiretrovirals for a baby to be born HIV-free or whatever cause you funded that time, making your brag thread that much more brag-worthy.
No wonder THQ went bankrupt.
(I know it's because of the stupid uDraw thing).
Bwahahahaha!!!Tabris: you're now officially required, under penalty of permanent ban, to personally donate a minimum of $1000 USD to a vetted non-profit charitable organization aimed at improving quality of life for the less privileged and/or saving lives, e.g. UNICEF, at no discernible direct benefit to yourself (so no planting a tree in some Vancouver fundraiser and getting a plaque somewhere with your name on it and an invite to a black tie event where you try to get laid), and provide accompanying legitimate documentation of doing so to me personally, in explicit conjunction with any brag thread you would like to post on NeoGAF from this point onward and until stated otherwise. Meaning that the donation is made within the same 24 hour period that you would like to post the brag thread to directly offset it, so not documentation referencing an otherwise occurring standard annual contribution.
Should be a non-issue for someone of your staggering opulence, and you can even mention in the OP of the brag threads that you provided clean drinking water for an impoverished community or funded the cost of antiretrovirals for a baby to be born HIV-free or whatever cause you funded that time, making your brag thread that much more brag-worthy.
Ate Foie Gras.
DamnTheir press events were insane. Box seats at Wrestlemania and UFC events. Dirt biking in Nevada desert with monster car racing afterwards. One time they flew me from Toronto to San Francisco last minute (cost $3000 return). This was for the launch party for Saints Row. I literally flew in, went to a club downtown open bar and couches to play. Went to 5 star hotel, fed, hopped on plane back to Toronto in the morning. They flew through money.
ROLLING UP IN ROLLS-ROYCES SON
Yeah, well, this weekend my dad is flying in to town.
Economy class.
Arriving at 10.30PM, bitches. Like a dude.
(he's a retired policeman)
Seriously? What's the game plan in Japan? I can recommend some things.
Ya, gimme dem recs