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[E92 M3]

Maybe he needed to fap before making an important career decision?

 

[Linkstrikesback]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

You should keep that to yourself Nibel.

 

[jooey]

pulling the guts off themselves

that's a new one

 

[Saint Gregory]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

Next thread title:

Coworker Laughing Hysterically, Won't Stop >.<

I can still feel my hand clutching my chest when this was posted in that thread.

 

[Tuck]

Haha going back through that thread... its still funny as hell.

Before I commit to that thread, does it get spicy or no?

Oh its worth the ride.

Just wait till you get to the diagrams.

 

[Aske]

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.

You used the phrase "pulling the guts off themselves" to describe masturbation. This is far more horrific than listening to someone cool and fun pleasure themselves to some adult entertainment in a neighbouring stall.

 

[Sephzilla]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

 

[Soulscribe]

"pulling the guts off themselves" is the grossest description I've heard in a while. lol

 

[kiguel182]

Eightbitnate is gone? His threads were the best.

And I mean, is masturbation that much worse than pooping?

 

[Symphonia]

You should've done the right thing, and start making moaning noises from your cubicle. Then when you both exit your respective cubicles, look at him, smile, and nod your head in appreciation.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

Ohhhh shiiiiiit.


Isn't there a gif someone made of this?

 

[PSqueak]

One time my coworker was shamelessly watching porn on his main work station, max volume and all, but who am i to judge, im on GAF at work right now, im not gonna judge him just cause he was watching porn when both of us have used our stations to do non work related shit.

 

[mrmickfran]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

Green is noises

 

[Hidden One]

It's just porn bruh.

 

[akira28]

so 2 other people were involved other than OP?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

lol holy fuck.

Saying that, nothing beats the confession thread were a random person admitted to constantly having sex with his own sister. That was....an eye opener.

Genuinely the only confession I got disturbed. Smug motherfucker was bragging.

 

[formasymphonic]

Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

I'm dying. I can only imagine the innocent guy being like "wtf is chamber's problem?"

 

[The Artisan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085775

 

[Dennis]

It's just porn sis.

fixed for GAF

 

[scorcher59]

Well I mean, the dude was in the wrong to watch it with the volume up, had he watched it on Mute, this would've ne'er happened

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

We need a stall diagram with green lines.

 

[UberTag]

Might have just left a porn vid open from earlier in his browser or something. Then he opened it while on his phone in the toilet. I work in schools and this time of year students are returning their take-home devices (mostly iPads) and you wouldn't believe the amount who leave porn open in their browsers.

Man, kids get loaner iPads in schools these days? Lucky punks.

 

[Menchi]

It could even be that he's on Facebook and one of those silly vids that replaces the normal audio with a moaning woman played. Or he was watching porn. You'll never know...

 

[SturokBGD]

POUNDING IT.

 

[MidnightMania]

I just stick to written erotic fiction in the office restroom.

Hi Greg.

 

[Xamtheking]

POUNDING IT.

have memes gone too far
find out on the jimquisition

 

[.JayZii]

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

What the hell is this? Is this a common expression? What a horrifying euphemism.

 

[Tuck]

Fantastic.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Report em.

If you can't wait till you're home you have a serious problem.

 

[Litan]

Eightbitnate is gone? His threads were the best.

And I mean, is masturbation that much worse than pooping?

Are you saying giving head and swallowing is the same as eating booty and...

 

[Tecnniqe]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

Green soundwaves!

 

[plainr_]

 

[sephi22]

Maybe something at work made the guy get a stiffy and he decided he couldn't concentrate on work unless he jerked one off? As long as he's doing it in private I don't see a problem.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Man, kids get loaner iPads in schools these days? Lucky punks.

Just those mandated by their IEP. We're legally obligated to provide them with the technology.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Maybe something at work made the guy get a stiffy and he decided he couldn't concentrate on work unless he jerked one off? As long as he's doing it in private I don't see a problem.

It's not in private. You're in a communal bathroom. Once again, if you can't wait until you're home you have a serious problem.

 

[bchamba]

When you hear porn from the stall next to you

 

[outunderthestars]

The poor guy got banned, he can't even defend himself

How did he catch a ban?

 

[Ultimadrago]

This thread is now about that thread. Lol.

For the OP, that's an alternate use for toilet stalls! They're for a plethora of activities to engage in at work.

 

[Killer Queen]

lol holy fuck.

Saying that, nothing beats the confession thread were a random person admitted to constantly having sex with his own sister. That was....an eye opener.

I uh...what?

 

[univariate]

How did he catch a ban?

He was probably existed for for being.

 

[janoDX]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

Burn. Just burn.

 

[LocalE]

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.

I don't understand why you're incensed about this. What does it matter to you?

 

[orochi91]

Thanks for reminding me of Shigurui Death Frenzy!

I've been meaning to watch this show for a long time now, but its graphic nature is so off-putting!

 

[HardRojo]

Eightbitnate is gone? His threads were the best.

And I mean, is masturbation that much worse than pooping?

One you can't contain, the other you could until you get home. I'll let you decide which one is which.

 

[WaterAstro]

Poopin and fappin just reminded me of this clip.

 

[Luigi87]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=102457787

I can't believe it's been over two years since that thread o_o

 

[Kor of Memory]

So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.

Meh, it could have just as easily been a NSFW link a friend sent them/text them.

You never browsed reddit before and saw a NSFW link that had a title that you were just super curious about?

 

[Alavard]

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.

I don't understand why you're incensed about this. What does it matter to you?

Calling it now. These are the two sides of Civil War III

 

[kiguel182]

Are you saying giving head and swallowing is the same as eating booty and...

Well, you got me there.

One you can't contain, the other you could until you get home. I'll let you decide which one is which.

I didn't say they were the same. I asked if it was that much worse.

 

[The Artisan]

I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister

what?