Not as much fun as spot the terrorist but it'll do in a pinch.
Brexit |OT| UK Referendum on EU Membership - 23 June 2016
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Not as much fun as spot the terrorist but it'll do in a pinch.
Was just about to go vote and the heavens opened... I'll go a bit later I promise.
There was an expert on The Daily Politics yesterday that said studies have shown bad weather doesn't affect turnout. Though if there's one thing this whole Brexit thing has taught us is that we can't trust all these bloody "experts" as far as we can throw them!
RedSparrows
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Nothing like stoking them divisions, ey? If it's not foreigners controlling you, it's your fellow Brits!
It's OK, the MI5 lizard-people are changing your vote as you type.
Props for sounding like a British D-FENS...who are we kidding, that's Ray Winstone.
ohhh shit
I remember back in school (year 10, I think), me and two others were put into another room during an english lesson because we kept breaking chairs (bouncing on one leg until it bent inwards, and doing the same with the rest)
so naturally, without teacher supervision for ten minutes, we destroyed every chair in the room and legged it
how did I get into sixth form and get a degree at uni? I don't know.
I remember back in school (year 10, I think), me and two others were put into another room during an english lesson because we kept breaking chairs (bouncing on one leg until it bent inwards, and doing the same with the rest)
so naturally, without teacher supervision for ten minutes, we destroyed every chair in the room and legged it
how did I get into sixth form and get a degree at uni? I don't know.
*judges intensely*
If I thought anyone would recognise it I'd drive around blaring the EU anthem.
I had ripped jeans, a crotch covered in white goo and paint all over my planet hollywood shirt and face
who did I vote for?
I don't really care about your vote. Tell me more about this "white goo" on your crotch.
White goo,,,, I don't wanna know
loft conversion
paint
and white goo
edit: I had my daughter all day, so be assured it was merely paint.
Tell us more about the goo.
Sephiroth503
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I don't know why but I saw that "Hail Hydra" and figured there would be a Farage/Boris version of the meme with him going "I was always in" or something of the sort.
jufonuk
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Not really. Just snacks and MI5 rubbers here.
There'll be plenty I'm sure
RedSparrows
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From another forum:
Let me get this straight.
A normal procedure of elections around the world is being posited as a method of fraud by the government. This government wants to rig the election, but their evil, nefarious plan, one redolent of massive conspiracy, incredible reach and capability, power and faceless evil is avoidable by the simple gambit of bringing a pen to the polling station. Furthermore, the votes being targeted are those which wish to ensure that same government and establishment has more power than it currently (or so it is perceived) does.
Right.
Brilliant.
My contempt has never been so great for certain fellow Britons.
Let me get this straight.
A normal procedure of elections around the world is being posited as a method of fraud by the government. This government wants to rig the election, but their evil, nefarious plan, one redolent of massive conspiracy, incredible reach and capability, power and faceless evil is avoidable by the simple gambit of bringing a pen to the polling station. Furthermore, the votes being targeted are those which wish to ensure that same government and establishment has more power than it currently (or so it is perceived) does.
Right.
Brilliant.
My contempt has never been so great for certain fellow Britons.
SpideySenses
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The MI5 agents have rubbers for that sort of thing, you should have asked.
Yeah, my entire year bar a few who aren't 18 yet are voting today. I was mainly just talking about GAF though.
milanbaros
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Yep. The yes/no nature of the vote seems to have attracted bets. Betfair is on £62.9m so far.
Even on gaf
phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Three or four so far I think.
Remember, you still have until 10pm tonight to vote for your favourite sweets.
Mine?
Macintosh's Fruit Toffos.
OH MAN I LOVED THESE
let me post my GOAT:
I remember I used to live on these when I first played through F Zero on the GBA launch week.
ClosingADoor
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Holy shit. Please be joking.
I think over here you need to vote with the red pencil given. Any other color or pen makes your vote invalid.
Ah, I've skipped many a page so I probably missed a bunch.
Drove to Aylesbury today and went through a small village. There were huge 'leave" posters all over people's fences etc - one literally next door to a polling station. I'm surprised how anti Europe rural areas would be - they want easy access to migrants for harvest time, and get shit loads back from the CAP
Praetorpwj
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I read this with the voice of David Mitchell.
jufonuk
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posted by the brexiter:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/682668/EU-referendum-Nigel-Farage-Channel-4-Brexit-debate
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/682668/EU-referendum-Nigel-Farage-Channel-4-Brexit-debate
That's a very normal mistake from first timers, it's on the harmless end of the scale.
oh I'm not
I live in rural england. If you think rural england is "remain" then you are surely mistaken
Audioboxer
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Sephiroth503
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On the people using pens in case of the MI5 changing the pencil votes conspiracy, I presume vote counting works in the UK the same way it does here in Ireland - whereby the sealed boxes of votes are opened and counted and campaign members can watch (from a reasonable distance) the vote count in the hall to check that votes aren't being altered?
I think he means logically they should be. Do rural Brexiteers have any kind of logic in their decision? Did the EU run over their dog?
yeah probably, why go out and brave the cold and wet shit when the one show is on
also, eastenders is on tonight
from my 27 years of experience living in ye olde countryside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhNXJGmcqNI
MrS
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Please stop being amusing. I am getting dodgy looks on the bus home from work. I hope you're proud of yourself.
I know they seem to be pro-leave - I just don't full understand why. They should be the areas least affected by immigration, and most benefitting from financial aid from Europe.
Yep, hence why if you were going to fix it you'd just burn the box en route and replace it with a prearranged duplicate stuffed with Remain ballots
CelticKnight
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Didn't vote today. Recently moved and apparently I didn't register to vote at this address despite thinking that I did and I couldn't be arsed trying to figure what to do and how to fix it.
My local corner shop used to charge rip-off prices for sweets like Chomp's and Freddo's, and he looked like a UKIP voter.
My local corner shop used to charge rip-off prices for sweets like Chomp's and Freddo's, and he looked like a UKIP voter.
EdwardTeach
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The absolute worst is American saying "period", all the time.
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