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Garth Ennis to write comic based on Hanna-Barbera's Dastardly and Muttley

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Yeah. There's a main Wacky Races book that's pretty much that, it's set in a universe that takes place after the apocalypse that's currently happening in Scooby Doo.

wut
That shit sounds like the dumb shit DC would do in the 90s.
What is this shit?
Oh well Mad Dastardly and Mutley sounds dope
Will it feature their bumbling sidekicks though?
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Dick: Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking telling me we lost this fucking race? To that cunt, Peter fucking Perfect?

Muttley: Fuck you, you cunt!

Dick: (Beats Muttley unconscious)
 
Garth Ennis isn't as one note as you guys are painting him, geez.

Go read his Superman run for example.
 
Is there going to be a scene where Dastardly blows himself up by accident while screaming "OHHHH FUCK!", and has to rebuild his mess of guts and bones into a robot husk.

Or maybe Penelope Pitstop will mash his dick and balls into a paste with the butt of a shotgun?

Is that what we're getting here?

Gritty? No...
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This looks like a porn parody in comic form.
 
Garth Ennis isn't as one note as you guys are painting him, geez.

Go read his Superman run for example.

We're being facetious, at least I am, but some of his most well known works are pretty damn disturbing and graphic. This is the dude who created Crossed, he isn't ever living that down.
 
We're being facetious, at least I am, but some of his most well known works are pretty damn disturbing and graphic. This is the dude who created Crossed, he isn't ever living that down.

His first arc on Crossed was actually good though. The man writes great stuff all the time but people be tripping.

The Boys is flaming asscheeks though. Just god-awful.
 
And announced on Waluigi's birthday, too. Coincidence? I think not.

Anyways, I'm in. This sounds too crazy to miss.
 
His first arc on Crossed was actually good though. The man writes great stuff all the time but people be tripping.

The Boys is flaming asscheeks though. Just god-awful.

I am still unsure if I liked Crossed or not. I understand what he was trying to do but a lot of it comes off as edgy to the extreme and just being as graphic as possible for the sake of being graphic. It worked sometimes but also fell flat for me in many cases.
 
The first Flintstones issue has a few laugh out loud moments, it's nice to see these properties being used like this.

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Why the fuck does this guy keep working on a medium he hates?

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? This makes the entirety of all the other hanna barbera comics look sane.
 
Why the fuck does this guy keep working on a medium he hates?

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? This makes the entirety of all the other hanna barbera comics look sane.

He's the Hideo Kojima of comics.

Not sure he hates the medium, just superheroes, which is only like most of the medium. Oddly, I'm pretty sure he has a soft spot for Superman
 
Why the fuck does this guy keep working on a medium he hates?

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? This makes the entirety of all the other hanna barbera comics look sane.

Ennis isn't a big hero guy, dude spent his Punisher run just shitting on them. Dasterdly is basically a asshole and who better to write him than a guy who loves antiheroes?
 
Dastardly is not a superhero.

He's the Hideo Kojima of comics.

Not sure he hates the medium, just superheroes, which is only like most of the medium. Oddly, I'm pretty sure he has a soft spot for Superman

He hates superheroes, not comics.

Yet, everything he writes is shock schlock, shitting on the things he hates (not only restricted to superheroes), shitting on his audience and basically the equivalent of an old man rambling about how the world is shit now.

I just don't get why he does the same over and over again, and i definitely don't get why they would hand him a hanna barbera property.

Ennis isn't a big hero guy, dude spent his Punisher run just shitting on them. Dasterdly is basically a asshole and who better to write him than a guy who loves antiheroes?

Punisher? i think thats a funny way to spell "his entire career", and who could write him better? Absolutely anybody else whose claim to fame isn't "that guy who does shock and offensive shit for the sake of being offensive".

I mean, we're talking about Dick Dastardly. A children cartoon icon, do y'all really think it's a good idea to give him to the guy who did "crossed" and "the boys"?
It's Dick Dastardly!
 
Garth Ennis rocks. The heck is up with some of y'all

I don't think he sucks but his most well known works are things like Preacher and the Boys which are about as graphic and fucked up as they come and this isn't even talking about Crossed. I actually like Ennis and loved Preacher but he does have a reputation that precedes him in a lot of circles.
 
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