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[God Dayumm]

On the internet I see a lot of "I have no idea what size my dick is but women have told me it is big". Like seriously, you needed a woman to know how big or small you are? You only need a tape measure or the iPhone

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/iPad Pro

ruler app and then compare statistics with Google. So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

At least that is not as bad ad the feminists that don't want to be weighted at the doctor's office. I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

When you buy a house or car you check every nook and cranny, the conditions, the defects, the things that need work. You check mileage, age, fluid level, location, and the taxes you will have to pay. So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures, when the body is our most important property?

 

[Betty]

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

 

[backflip10019]

what

 

[hydrophilic attack]

only if you get aroused

 

[cubicle47b]

Seriously?

 

[chrisPjelly]

 

[McDougles]

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[KingSnake]

Only if you measure it with another man's hand.

 

[The Elite]

The real problem is finding a measuring stick big enough for my dick.

 

[tycoonheart]

They don't make rulers big enough to measure mine.

 

[Joqu]

it is. that's why you get other dudes to measure your dick

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

touching your own dick is gay since its a dick

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Masturbation definitely is.

 

[Enduin]

I've never touched my own dick because I ain't no queer.

 

[Calderc]

Yo do know the meaning of gay, right?

 

[Doc_Drop]

Haha,where did you get this consensus?

 

[strafer]

What?

 

[Audioboxer]

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

First reply delivers.

OP though, what? Account suicide? High? What?

 

[LlamaJohnson]

This might be the best/worst thing I've seen on GAF in a long time. Wow.

And sorry sir, I don't have an answer to your question.

 

[Tomat]

Only if you're using someone else's dick as a tape measure.

edit: beaten

 

[Princess Viola]

what

 

[Kurita]

I stopped masturbating, and actually showering a while ago. I'm not touching a man's body, that's gay af

 

[Ricky_R]

Some people just aren't wired to make threads.

 

[JCX]

Well from my gay experience, "7 inches" varies a lot on actual size when seen in person. Does anyone have a gay to straight inches calculator?

 

[Leunam]

At least that is not as bad ad the feminists that don't want to be weighted at the doctor's office. I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

Did the internet tell you this is happening?

Also I don't worry about measuring my dick because I know I have a magnum dong. Tremble before it.

 

[Alavard]

This thread is going places.

 

[inky]

Is this before or after using it to fuck another guy?

 

[Imperial Hot]

Yup. You're gay now.

 

[Dany]

Touching your dick to take a pissed is pretty gay tbh

 

[rashbeep]

what

.

 

[Crossing Eden]

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At least that is not as bad ad the feminists that don't want to be weighted at the doctor's office. I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

This is such an odd conclusion to make from people bragging about women complimenting the size of their genitals. I've been told i'm and I quote "Fucking huge." Doesn't mean I have an aversion to measuring myself due to homophobia. ಠ_ಠ

 

[Silver Arrows]

The real problem is finding a measuring stick big enough for my dick.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

On the internet I see a lot of "I have no idea what size my dick is but women have told me it is big". Like seriously, you needed a woman to know how big or small you are? You only need a tape measure or the iPhone

Spoiler

/iPad Pro

ruler app and then compare statistics with Google. So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

At least that is not as bad ad the feminists that don't want to be weighted at the doctor's office. I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

When you buy a house or car you check every nook and cranny, the conditions, the defects, the things that need work. You check mileage, age, fluid level, location, and the taxes you will have to pay. So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures, when the body is our most important property?

 

[CrocMother]

The real question is where does the measurement begin? Measure from the bottom or the top?

 

[Ray Wonder]

touching your dick is gay OP just accept it

 

[studyguy]

Only if it's less than 6", sorry brah

 

[muteki]

Not if balls aren't touching.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

having a dick is pretty gay. looking at your dick is VERY GAY

 

[NeoRausch]

Of course is gay.
The rule says: if you touch a dick it's gay!

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What?

 

[Eidan]

Between this thread, and the thread about the guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry for six years, I feel like I've already spent my day's worth of patience for the stupidity of the Average Joe.

 

[Deleted member 102362]

The comma in the title is bothering me more than the question.

 

[Joqu]

having a dick in the first place is pretty gay if you really think about it tbh

 

[Generalpsyduck]

touching your dick is a sin OP just accept it

Ftfy

 

[Enduin]

I purposefully gained 100 pounds just so I won't be able see my own dick.

 

[backflip10019]

depends on if you're only measuring the shaft or down to the base of the balls.

 

[JCX]

The comma in the title is bothering me more than the question.

Maybe he's asking someone named gay?

"You know, gay, we really are the 12 inches of us"

 

[silenttype01]

The real problem is finding a measuring stick small enough for my dick.

 

[LegalEagleMike]

So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

you all need to wash your asses if that is a real thing.

 

[notaskwid]

Only cucks do it.

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seriously what the fuck dude

 

[RionaaM]

This thread is so bizarre. I never measured my dick, and I have no reason to. I have no idea what this has to do with my sexuality.