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[George Washington]

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[.JayZii]

Having a dick makes you gay.

Not washing your ass makes you a monster.

Editing a thread title and not fixing punctuation problems makes you an embarrassment to the internet.

 

[Rand0m TAG]

only if your ruler is another dick

 

[davepoobond]

Redundant application servers and databases in Azure. Also looking into Amazon AWS, and storing redundant hard drives filled with data on each continent. The International Space station has declined my request to store additional backups there. This isn't like banking or health information that doesn't matter. We're talking about cock size here.

i know a guy on the ISS. maybe i can hook us both up.

 

[Media]

Pretty sure its required to have a min 8in dong to register for GAF.

Crap, I don't even have a dick. I'm going to get banned, noooo

 

[John Kowalski]

Please tell me the op already had his tag.

 

[God Dayumm]

You take a tailor's measuring tape and fasten it with the zero end to a pencil. Stick that pencil into your anus, about two inches deep should suffice, and hold it there with one hand. With the other hand, pull the tape forward and parallel to your penis. Lay both flat on your hand, side by side, take the measurement to the nearest 8th of an inch beyond the tip.

I personally measure twice daily (mornings and nights can be quite different!) and chart the results in an excel spreadsheet, but am working on a custom MVC application where I'd need to migrate that data into a SQL Server database.

How does the saying go? "Measure twice, cut, once"

 

[Izuna]

Possibly, but my girth is in proportion with the length. Is yours some kind of monster girth or something?

Girls do sometimes cum easily and multiple times, sometimes not. People are very different in terms of what stimulates them.

I've been with girls who it was too much for, and others who never even mentioned it. I've only once had a conversation about the size in a positive way, and once in a negative (ie: it hurts).

Aside from that, it never comes up.

Regular sex or no, I haven't been with anyone who wasn't in pain at first entry (lube-included). A BDSM loving girl was turned on by the pain (I wasn't).

It's just a shame, really.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

How does the saying go? "Measure twice, cut, once"

Legitimately made me laugh.

In all seriousness (as this topic deserves), if you have foreskin, you need to either pull it back, or place an asterisk next to the number in the official record book, which is legally to be housed in Clinton Library in Little Rock, Arkansas.

i know a guy on the ISS. maybe i can hook us both up.

 

[Eusis]

Yes, you got it

Damn, and my hangup is getting a ruler dirty. Guess instead for me it's germophobia.

 

[Osukaa]

....... do... u want me to measure yours.....?

............ for research purposes of course.....

 

[How About No]

Damn, and my hangup is getting a ruler dirty. Guess instead for me it's germophobia.

...why would you be getting the ruler dirty

If you're a germophobe your worries may be misplaced here

Or are you talking about the unremoveable kind of dirt, the stigma??

....... do... u want me to measure yours.....?

............ for research purposes of course.....

Yes and report your findings to the thread

 

[weepy]

On the internet I see a lot of "I have no idea what size my dick is but women have told me it is big". Like seriously, you needed a woman to know how big or small you are? You only need a tape measure or the iPhone

Spoiler

/iPad Pro

ruler app and then compare statistics with Google. So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

At least that is not as bad ad the feminists that don't want to be weighted at the doctor's office. I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

When you buy a house or car you check every nook and cranny, the conditions, the defects, the things that need work. You check mileage, age, fluid level, location, and the taxes you will have to pay. So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures, when the body is our most important property?

I never got the IPad-Iphone app for measuring your self...seems very unsanitary.

 

[Shadybiz]

Having a dick makes you gay.

Not washing your ass makes you a monster.

Editing a thread title and not fixing punctuation problems makes you an embarrassment to the internet.

What does wiping while standing up make you? Asking for a friend.

How does the saying go? "Measure twice, cut, once"

Lol. Lorena Bobbit would agree.

 

[DedValve]

I never got the IPad-Iphone app for measuring your self...seems very unsanitary.

I mean I'm not gonna lie I did this with an iPad air.

I can definitely say that my dick is fucking THICK after using the air for girth measurement.

 

[PreyingShark]

Pretty sure its required to have a min 8in dong to register for GAF.

I only get past that when I'm really hard, does that still count

 

[Verelios]

Dayamn OP, you've got no chill.