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[Cappa]

The perfect reaction gif to this thread.

Thanks you've made my day.

Ok, I can agree to all the points you rhetorically bring here. But the bolded is what is wrong. Relying on the flawed perceptions of others (or even your own) is worse for the self-esteem. But numbers and statistics, on the other hand, don't lie and have no ulterior motives

Perhaps it's just me but it seems like you're trying way to hard to come off as smart by using "big words" but you're not making any sense whatsoever

 

[VeryGooster]

 

[Tomat]

Our bodies are a prison for our soul, yo.

Let's all free ourselves from this madness. Everyone cut off your dicks and put on these sweet black Nikes and come have some juice and take a nap under these purple shrouds I got everyone. Trust me it's going to be great.

So it's not about how big your dick is, but how big your soul is?

 

[BokehKing]

What?
No
I put my dick size on my dating profile right after eye color

5'11
Hazel Eyes
6.5"

 

[RionaaM]

I put it there to make sure people understood I'm using "gay" as and adverb to "measuring" than as and adjective to "dick". Otherwise trolls would be like "gay dicks, huehuehue"

That's not how adjectives, work.

 

[God Dayumm]

I hate mini-modding, but please stop the GIFs. Serious discussion only, I don't want my thread to be locked. They rarely make it past 2 pages...

 

[Dark_castle]

edit: beaten

 

[JCX]

What?
No
I put my dick size on my dating profile right after eye color

5'11
Hazel Eyes
6.5"

The gay apps may as well have a field for dick size. That's what most guys ask me.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

is autofellatio gay

 

[Trike]

I put it there to make sure people understood I'm using "gay" as and adverb to "measuring" than as and adjective to "dick". Otherwise trolls would be like "gay dicks, huehuehue"

So the reason why you fucked up the title is that you thought everyone else was too stupid/has mild dyslexia? This coming from the person who is using "and" in the place of "an"? Thank you for saving us from the trolls, oh great powerful Master Planner.

Spoiler

Just admit you fucked up

 

[-shadow-]

Wait that's... That's Lea Thompson! How have I never noticed this!?

Spoiler

Also never change GAF!

 

[wesleyshark]

I hate mini-modding, but please stop the GIFs. Serious discussion only, I don't want my thread to be locked. They rarely make it past 2 pages...

 

[Sifl]

You should consider not thinking about things so much.

 

[God Dayumm]

So the reason why you fucked up the title is that you thought everyone else was too stupid/has mild dyslexia? This coming from the person who is using "and" in the place of "an"? Thank you for saving us from the trolls, oh great powerful Master Planner.

Spoiler

Just admit you fucked up

I make typos but I don't make grammatical mistakes

 

[bjork]

There was a Japanese exchange student in a math class I had, way back when. Somehow this topic came up on time and he was like "John Holmes dick 21 inch. I 21 and a half" and then made this motion like he was sucking his own dick.

So if you're not measuring with a tape measure, don't bother.

 

[BokehKing]

The gay apps may as well have a field for dick size. That's what most guys ask me.

I wouldn't know, I'm not gay, but it seems in your life style they tend to want to know more about you that's all?


Girls are just like
"what are you buying me for dinner and how talll are you"

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

So if you're not measuring with a tape measure, don't bother.

 

[Enduin]

So it's not about how big your dick is, but how big your soul is?

They don't want you to know, but your dick is the lock on your soul, keeping you trapped in your body. So tear off that lock and set yourself free. Just let your soul glow, just let it shine through.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

So the reason why you fucked up the title is that you thought everyone else was too stupid/has mild dyslexia? This coming from the person who is using "and" in the place of "an"? Thank you for saving us from the trolls, oh great powerful Master Planner.

Spoiler

Just admit you fucked up

Maybe he's doing this

 

[RionaaM]

someone has a small dick

Pfft, I don't have a small dick, I have a big rest of the body. You're looking at it from the wrong frame of reference, dude!

 

[Septimius]

Ok, I can agree to all the points you rhetorically bring here. But the bolded is what is wrong. Relying on the flawed perceptions of others (or even your own) is worse for the self-esteem. But numbers and statistics, on the other hand, don't lie and have no ulterior motives

Perception is much more important than a number. If your dick is perceived as amazing, then that's that, isn't it? If you have a girlfriend and she is saying "your dick is the biggest I've ever seen" and she actually isn't lying, then what's a number? So that you can know what percentile your are of the population? I mean, take me, I asked if my girl had seen bigger. She was like "yup", and I was like "damn". Then she told me she'd had a boyfriend who had a 13" dick, and it was the worst sex she'd ever had. We need to get our heads out of our own dick-asses. Guys aren't satisfied with the size of their dicks until they hurt they girl they're with. Then they're like "aww yiss", while the girl isn't having a good time. The fuck. Also, not all girls ride anacondas like in porn.

This need to measure is silly. It's not the measurement of a man. It's just the size of his dick.

 

[Trike]

I make typos but I don't make grammatical mistakes

Except for your title?

 

[Shmeagatory94]

ive measured my own dick size, aint nothing gay about it in my eyes lol pretty happy with the results. i think its good for people to be comfortable with their bodies!

 

[Hjod]

Wait, what?

I thought it was common knowledge that if you're a GAF member your dick is at least 10".

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Perception is much more important than a number. If your dick is perceived as amazing, then that's that, isn't it? If you have a girlfriend and she is saying "your dick is the biggest I've ever seen" and she actually isn't lying, then what's a number? So that you can know what percentile your are of the population? I mean, take me, I asked if my girl had seen bigger. She was like "yup", and I was like "damn". Then she told me she'd had a boyfriend who had a 13" dick, and it was the worst sex she'd ever had. We need to get our heads out of our own dick-asses. Guys aren't satisfied with the size of their dicks until they hurt they girl they're with. Then they're like "aww yiss", while the girl isn't having a good time. The fuck. Also, not all girls ride anacondas like in porn.

This need to measure is silly. It's not the measurement of a man. It's just the size of his dick.

this is the post of someone with a small dick

 

[wesleyshark]

Where's that gaf penis size pic

 

[Professor Beef]

did you say "no homo" when you looked at your dick? because that makes it ok according to federal law

 

[daveo42]

What?
No
I put my dick size on my dating profile right after eye color

5'11
Hazel Eyes
6.5"

You get a lot of dates with stats like that?

is autofellatio gay

Nah, it's your own dick. Technically, that's something you put on a resume if you can do it.

 

[Septimius]

this is the post of someone with a small dick

Dude, that's super hurtful

 

[wesleyshark]

did you say "no homo" when you looked at your dick? because that makes it ok according to federal law

This is true. Not a lot people know this.

 

[Macka]

Dunno why everyone is reacting the way they are. Guess they didn't actually read the OP. Title seems intentionally silly. He's pointing out that many dudes on the internet deny knowing the size of their own member for reasons unknown.

 

[JCX]

I wouldn't know, I'm not gay, but it seems in your life style they tend to want to know more about you that's all?


Girls are just like
"what are you buying me for dinner and how talll are you"

Dick size for gay guys is like height for straight guys.

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

 

[FDC1]

What?
No
I put my dick size on my dating profile right after eye color

5'11
Hazel Eyes
6.5"

I hope your dick is 5'11 else you have nothing to do on GAF

 

[Always-honest]

What???!
What about jerking off?

And would you suck your own dick if you could?

 

[God Dayumm]

Dick size for gay guys is like height for straight guys.

Do gay men care about your size if you only bottom?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Dunno why everyone is reacting the way they are. Guess they didn't actually read the OP. Title seems intentionally silly. He's pointing out that many dudes on the internet deny knowing the size of their own member for reasons unknown.

It's almost like he wanted to make a joke thread.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

you didnt know op?

I bet this explains a lot of your childhood

 

[bjork]

And would you suck your own dick if you could?

you bet

 

[tkscz]

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

holy shit I almost lost it at work.

but no, it's normal

 

[Shmeagatory94]

What???!
What about jerking off?

And would you suck your own dick if you could?

no way i would lol thinking about my precum in my mouth makes me wanna gag

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Everything is gay.

Even breathing is gay if you don't do it right.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

And would you suck your own dick if you could?

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[Warm Machine]

What time is it where you posted this? How much did you take before?

 

[Saint Gregory]

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

...

Uh oh.

 

[Enduin]

Everything is gay.

Even breathing is gay if you don't do it right.

Oxygen is plant semen man. You breath that shit in you're gay for life. Not even Jesus can save you.

 

[SliceSabre]

The gay apps may as well have a field for dick size. That's what most guys ask me.

sup

how big?

At least they aren't beating around the bush.

 

[GeeTeeCee]

So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures

Nothing basic about it *brags*

 

[wesleyshark]

How much did you take before?

Depends on the size of whomever he was taking it from

 

[Always-honest]

Is that a rhetorical question?

For me it is.