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[rjinaz]

I usually don't mind but It's quite hard to follow the thread with so much trolling + sarcastic responses

poligaf is bleeding into OT. That's their bread and butter.

 

[Alienfan]

This thread gave me a small panic attack

 

[Okamid3n]

No living president voted for Donald Trump.

Only the living ones?? I guess the dead ones are going on my ignore list.

 

[Deband]

This was peak Vine. Nothing will ever compete.

Jesus, nobody needs to see that.

 

[Kerned]

I wish we could tone down the sarcasm in here.

 

[mjp2417]

Alright some over the top sarcasm is one thing but for those being really sneaky about it, please stop. Especially for us overseas its hard to tell whats going on.

Real talk: You shouldn't worry about our White House. You should worry about our Senate races. Those aren't a done deal.

 

[e_i]

That's me too.

 

[Storm Kyleis]

I'm curious, do countries in the EU (and UK) cover the US election extensively throughout the day>?

There's live coverage throughout the night in Italy.

 

[Nokagi]

Not everyone here is from the US so you don't gotta be a dick when they ask questions.

 

[Aaronrules380]

Alright some over the top sarcasm is one thing but for those being really sneaky about it, please stop. Especially for us overseas its hard to tell whats going on.

Nothing being counted will matter until 30 minutes from now. The only states that are being counted at the moment (as the only ones with polls closed) are Indiana and Kentucky, which everyone expected to go red in the first place.

 

[Ponn]

I keep forgetting the keys to win are similar to a NFL Playoff Wild Card Standing.

You are giving way more credit to the Jaguars than any human should.

 

[Apathy]

I am going to be most disappointed in Ohio at the end of the night if it goes Trump. Lebron told you who to vote for, how could you let Lebron down?!?!

 

[purseowner]

BBC

29% "scared" of a Clinton presidency
37% "scared" of a Trump presidency

I'm amazed it's that low. I'm terrified of both.

 

[SpecX]

On my way to vote!

 

[BoboBrazil]

BBC

29% "scared" of a Clinton presidency
37% "scared" of a Trump presidency

That these numbers are so close is disgusting.

 

[Tathanen]

Jesus it took me a second to realize you guys were kidding and I felt nauseous

I literally felt ill for a minute there. I hate you fuckers.

 

[smokeymicpot]

I wish we could tone down the sarcasm in here.

It will stop when shit starts going down. Nothing has happened yet.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Lmao stop scaring everyone guys

Fuck seriously, this is not a joke. The pisstaking is racking my nerves. Stop it guys. (ง'̀-'&#769ง

 

[SparkleMotion]

Kellyanne Conway just looks so tired. So very tired.

 

[capitalCORN]

I'll make this clear. GAF for funzies, PBS/Guardian for serious.

 

[FO-totality]

What's that? Is it Reddit /politics?

4chan's politics board.

 

[Venture]

Come on people. Do we really need all these sarcastic replies? There are a lot of people outside the US watching this thread who can't tell what's a joke.

 

[Oriel]

Got to love the BBC's virtual maps.

The US networks visualization stuff is pretty poor in comparison.

They do love their toys at the Beeb. Speaking of Auntie, I'd much rather David Dimbleby presenting than Neil.

 

[JediMasterMatt]

Comedy Central's scrolling "news" feed is pretty damn funny -

"Anthony Weiner signs new long term lease on doghouse"

"Deceased NRA member is reported to have cold dead hands."

 

[DragonSworne]

Seems likely as they now begin to come up with excuses:

Weren't these assholes bragging about how they are anti establishment candidate and they don't need/want the regular republican politicians?

 

[slit]

I have to mute every time Maryann Conway comes on with that screech she calls a voice.

 

[SuperSah]

Did CNN say we're basically at the results for the two battlegrounds

then show us a 22 minute timer

..
lol

 

[Fancyarcher]

Okay guys can we stop joking. This is serious business and we're probably freaking out some members right now.

 

[pirata]

Very warm recently thanks to global warming.

Actually, this past summer was one of the mildest in recent memory, but it did last until...like two weeks ago. Currently raining and foggy here in Austin. And I wanted to go for a run to calm my nerves


Y'all's "humor" is going to give me a heart attack. I haven't been able to look at the news all day, and here y'all are posting about Trump winning...he's not winning, right?

 

[metalslimer]

Yeah I think maybe people should let up on the sarcastic trolling a bit. Everyone is on edge

 

[Bronx-Man]

Give me shitposting or give me death.

Spoiler

Everything's gonna be fine, guys.

 

[Kenzodielocke]

Trump isn't going to win tonight. He never ran for president. Chill.

 

[TheOctodad]

Seriously. Cut the fake joke post shit out. Many people here don't have the understanding to filter them, it's not cool.

 

[Yaboosh]

What's that? Is it Reddit /politics?

r/politics is mostly a Hillary zone.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

Sky News has an awesome Democrat tour guide rando, lol.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

I'm here to watch the world burn. Go Trump.

 

[ColdPizza]

Just got a tweet saying the shooter at the polling station in Azusa is "heavily armed"

 

[Cyriades]

 

[Garrett Hawke]

That takeout wasn't funny tbh. I genuinely was worried 😭

 

[diablos991]

America isn't going to let me down tonight. I can feel it.

 

[smokeymicpot]

R/politics is mostly a Hillary zone.

Now it is. It was Sanders then Trump for a hot second now its Hilllary finally.

 

[mercenar1e]

Seriously. Cut the fake joke post shit out. Many people here don't have the understanding to filter them, it's not cool.

i agree. its incredibly childish.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Trump is even winning in Mexico, who at the last minute got granted electoral votes

#GameChanger

#WallImminent

#MMGA

#TacoBowls

 

[Incognito]

Getting ready to cook a nice fat steak, baked potato, and some veggies to enjoy while I watch all of the coverage tonight (I got a big ole' rack of ribs in 2012). Turn on the faucet to get the sink all nice and soapy so I can wash dishes while I prep/cook. Water pressure is gone. Barely a trickle. Guess I'm not cooking tonight. THIS IS A BAD OMEN!

Thanks, Obama!

 

[Exile20]

Seriously. Cut the fake joke post shit out. Many people here don't have the understanding to filter them, it's not cool.

I am still fucked over the ny one. Screw this.

 

[thatJohann]

In all seriousness - is trump winning New York?

 

[sphagnum]

America isn't going to let me down tonight. I can feel it.

Lol

 

[StriKeVillain]

Actually, this past summer was one of the mildest in recent memory, but it did last until...like two weeks ago. Currently raining and foggy here in Austin. And I wanted to go for a run to calm my nerves

I live in Houston. x500

Although, I was in Austin for the first time this past weekend. Y'all have a great city (and wonderful weather).

 

[SuperSah]

UKGaf, BBC or CNN?

 

[louiedog]

Put on Infowars to see what crazy was happening.

They've got some sort of "expert" or contributor calling in from what seems like a very sad bedroom.