I caught my neighbor leaving his dog shit by our walkway.

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My neighbors used to do this. I would scoop it up and toss it in the mail slot in their front door.
 
Mineshaft_Gap said:
Take the poop that's on the ground and put it inside your butthole because research has shown that poop that's been inside someone elses butthole and get transplanted into your butthole can have miraculous medicinal effects.

your neighbor is doing you a favor, OP

don't waste this opportunity
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The waste is the opportunity!
 
Try to be as passive aggressive about the situation as possible. DO NOT initiate an adult conversation with him about not cleaning up after his pet.

Jokes aside; talk to them. This should be the natural first response to any dwelling requiring coordination of multiple people. Some people are oblivious to things until it's brought to their attention. Try to give people the benefit of the doubt before going straight to knee jerk responses.

There have been times where I have done things without realizing it was annoying or causing a problem for a neighbor. They were nice enough to bring it up and I felt immediately terrible for it and didn't do it again. Respect goes a long way in apartments/condos/neighborhoods as well as elsewhere in life.
 
I would write a message to him conveying your displeasure, in the dogs shit, on his front door. That'll get the point across! 😃
 
If I caught him in the act I would talk to him, ask him not to leave shit on my driveway. And if he keeps doing it then I would proceed with some fuckery.

Just talk to your neighbor if you see him do something fucked up, don't make a thread about it where you live out your fantasies of revenge.

Or just fuck his wife
 
Poyunch said:
The waste is the opportunity!
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My teenage neighbor would fuck in her car then throw the condoms in my yard.

I knocked on their door and chatted with them; seems like poop should be a simpler convo.
 
I hate this shit so much. I have a little annoying dog, too. But I love her and find it absolutely disgusting that we have to watch where she goes on the sidewalk because Hollywood is ridden with sidewalk feces. Pick that fucking shit up. I would have yelled at the dog owner, the scum.
 
When my neighbor's dog shit in my lawn, I asked him politely to clean it up.

He did.

Dog shit there some more.

I told him again that it's still happening.

He cleaned it up and it hasn't happened since (been about 5 years now).

Ya know... the adult way of handling things.
 
Put the dog shit in a little bag.

Tie a string to the bag.

Develop and perfect a new martial art wherein you employ the shit-string-bag as your weapon of choice. I'm thinking it'd work kind of like a meteor dart.
 
NoblesseOblige said:
1. Take dog poop.
2. Mash it up with some flour and water.
3. Bake some bread out of it.
4. Give to neighbor as a holiday gift.
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OR:

Mix the poop and flour etc. Take it to your neighbor's house. Tell him your oven is broken and you want to use his. Stick the poop batter in his oven. Crank it to max heat and leave.
 
I use to have the creepiest guy you could ever imagine as a neighbor in my old home. He deliberately went in everyone's yard to not only let his little Pomeranian shit, but to also stand there and just stare in windows. Needless to say, I had to run him out of my yard on more than one occasion. Pretty funny now that I look back on it.
 
if you can't pick up after your dog you really can't be a dog owner. Dog poop is a public health problem.

Just knock on his door and tell him to scoop the poop. Passive aggressive nonsense will just lead to more pooping.
 
Put it in the exhaust pipe of his car if he has one.

It'll pretty much get caked on due to the heat and his car will have a hint of dog shit everywhere he goes.
 
Another valid option is to wait until he's walking his dog again, then grab his dog and shove the poop back into the dog's butt. Then point sternly toward his own apartment.
 
Imperfected said:
Another valid option is to wait until he's walking his dog again, then grab his dog and shove the poop back into the dog's butt. Then point sternly toward his own apartment.
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The dogs apartment or the guy walking the dog? They may live in two different apartments.
 
This is common. Its like a war out there. I constantly see people taking their dogs across the street to shit on a neighbors lawn and then the neighbor will do the same thing. When will the madness end?
 
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