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Horse Detective
Why the long case?
What type of bike is this ???
I wish I was half as stylish, but we seem at least somewhat close. I did listen to some of their stuff when I was into Christian Rock. Kind of a blast from the past tbh.
My bike is sitting unused in my pantry right now. I would ride to work if it wasn't so far away.
Everyone else is just being uncool together then.
It's like if we had a gathering place where everyone came, changed into cargo pants, and then walked around in circles to bad dance music.
Wait I need to patent this idea.
pixelation
Member
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Sounds a bit like a Magical Gathering.
That seems so inconvenient
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Advocatus Diaboli
Member
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
The natural way to feel slightly drunk.
Can't afford booze? Try this simple lifehack that doctors don't want YOU to know about!
Professor Beef
Banned
Hey, only my uncle was tied up. Let's keep the story straight here.
OniBarubary
Banned
Rode. Past tense. Once. Singular.
I literally rode a bike once as a kid, thought "Fuck this bullshit" and never looked back. Which was a mistake because there was a car behind me.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Concussions are the worst. I feel like wearing a helmet everywhere so I never have to experience brain trauma ever again.
OniBarubary
Banned
Yeah, concussions are...not fun. Got one at a Converge show when a 6'5" dude did a stage dive somersault and axe kicked me on my dome piece. I'm amazed he didn't kick me in half.
*throws away his patent*
God damnit there goes my million dollar idea AND I wanna go play M:tG again thanks for nothing
Baroquemantic
Member
I used to ride a bike a lot when I was younger, though it took me a ridiculous amount of time to learn how to. I remember my aunt getting mad at me in a church parking lot because of how long it was taking me to ride without falling.
I tried skates and roller blades, but never could stop falling on my ass.
I had one of those scooters too, and got messed up pretty bad one day. I was racing a friend down a hill and ended up losing balance and badly scraped up my chest and stomach. That shit stung so bad. I was sore for a few weeks.
I tried skates and roller blades, but never could stop falling on my ass.
I had one of those scooters too, and got messed up pretty bad one day. I was racing a friend down a hill and ended up losing balance and badly scraped up my chest and stomach. That shit stung so bad. I was sore for a few weeks.
I had the same issue until I got scooter from my Great Aunt. Rode the shit out of that thing and learned how to balance myself. Took maybe six months, but I eventually learned how to ride a bike. It was a sweet ass Schwinn with a red banana seat too. Still a little sad it got stolen.
Man, riding bikes everywhere was my childhood. School, baseball games, to the store, off sick jumps, even the wipe outs.
OniBarubary
Banned
It was a bad date and he met his future wife; the nurse who treated him.
Coming to theaters this Smarch.
Baroquemantic
Member
I can't remember what kind of bike I had, but I loved the thing. It was red and I even installed a new seat on it. Only rode it around the neighborhood, though. I always walked home from school.
As for scooters, I'm talking about the the kind you stand on and push with one of your feet, like a skateboard. I tried doing a trick with it once like the kids in the commercials and almost busted my head, haha. Good times.
LookAtMeGo
Member
I had this bad boy when I was a kid.
This exact one. I cant believe I found a picture of it on the interwebs. Holy shit the memories are flooding my brain right now.
I think I kissed my first girl after rolling up to her in that thing.
This exact one. I cant believe I found a picture of it on the interwebs. Holy shit the memories are flooding my brain right now.
I think I kissed my first girl after rolling up to her in that thing.
OniBarubary
Banned
There should be a month for taking a real life pic recreating your avatar if you have a particularly well-known or easy to recreate one.
Could be fun.
...could get me banned.
Could be fun.
...could get me banned.
eddievanclaylen
Member
Fuck yeah! Thanks!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Alf. This motherfucker. Absolutely terrified me as a really young kid. Not sure why.I had this bad boy when I was a kid.
This exact one. I cant believe I found a picture of it on the interwebs. Holy shit the memories are flooding my brain right now.
I think I kissed my first girl after rolling up to her in that thing.
Don't laugh
LookAtMeGo
Member
Alf is a saint.
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Transhuman
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Face reveal at one reply.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
WHERE IS ABSTRACT DOLPHIN????
abstract dolphin too stronk
abstract dolphin too stronk
LucidMomentum
Member
Eh, what the hell. Let's keep it real this January.
Full Pic:
I main Peach in Melee and saw the crown on sale after Halloween.
The rest is self-explanatory.
Pls be gentle GAF. It's my first time.
Full Pic:
I main Peach in Melee and saw the crown on sale after Halloween.
The rest is self-explanatory.
Pls be gentle GAF. It's my first time.
OniBarubary
Banned
You're a princess with huge tracts of land and cheap, efficient slave labor?
Might have to go half-Vajra on you, get myself a coin daddy
Baroquemantic
Member
Holy shit you look a lot like one of my uncles.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Nah, the nearest asian resaturant is in Washington, MO that's far away D:
/sighs
LucidMomentum
Member
Heh, I wish lol. I mean I make decent moneu so if y'all are ever in Central California I'll wine and dine ya :3
Hopefully not the creepy one.
How do you live without Asian food? I need to find some Thai food for my day off on Friday.
Its a stationary bike and you sit on a dick. Now that I think about it the movement you do on it is more of a horseback riding than bike...
My inbox is as open as my legs.
Considering the amount of views Let's Plays get, I'm gonna say it's probably more weird that I don't enjoy watching them.
QuantumSquid
Member
Its a stationary bike and you sit on a dick. Now that I think about it the movement you do on it is more of a horseback riding than bike...
My inbox is as open as my legs.
what does it say about me that i think the weirdest thing about this .gif is that she's wearing shoes for no reason?
OniBarubary
Banned
I almost always have a game playthrough going, no lie. Even games I've played. I just really really enjoy it. I often will watch a commentated one if bored and apathetic towards playing one myself, listen to someone just shoot the shit over a game like Binding of Isaac or Enter the Gungeon, watch a speedrun or TAS til I fall asleep. I...watch a lot.
I watch a ton of let's plays and the like. I guess I just enjoy seeing/hearing people react to things. I'm that annoying dude who will make you watch a movie I love then stare at your face the entire time.
That gif is from Carmen Electra sexy work out vids lol
I get annoyed even watching video walkthroughs! And I usually skip cutscenes. If I interact with a game it's to play!
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
Barry sounds like a rad dude.
I've written an entire article based on the fact that I don't particularly care for cutscenes, walking moments or story in general. I like playing games, not watching them (or watching someone play them)
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
It's impossible for a person named Barry to be an intellectual snob. When you name your kid Barry you doom them to a life of craft beer, being a fun-loving dude, and listening to the Pixies.
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